I asked my girlfriend to take my video camera and film my mate Stewart fingering ex-Big Brother contestants/in my head space the possibility of old people using the Internet does not exist/..small lady awoke to find she had forgotten to put her pyjamas on and had slept in her third best going out dress/ I found STD barret sitting in a cake tin talking jive ass nonsense to a dying baby octopus/ pink sluts slits shaved chimps/ it felt good to sniff the cheesy surface again/ I persuaded the communist to give up his share of the pig for the starving ex-boyfriends of the long-forgotten Dutch national netball captain