Thursday 7 January 2021

lofthouse p1


(R) STEF KETT

Stuart Gilbert with a massive fuck-off piece of Iberian Ham








Robert Marshall number 06 -2020

He feeding tiger bread to the cemetery sparrows

He driving Punto thru Hardwick Narrows

Robot tennis shoes cuckoo boots

He buys cough candy from Boots the chemist

Used cough spray to clean his windaz

Paul gives five finger salute

And plays with orange pet sweet root

Gary is trickling goo down his chin

Like a monkey with a salacious grin

Panda car has crashed down Norfolk St

Robert walks with no shoes bare feet

Get to wimpy Bar have a good snack

Look out the winda at this and dat

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Robert Marshall number 7 - 2020

Robert said 'i had a fag in the barn when no one wuz lookin'

he got his mum to do all his cookin'

Wimpy Bar was shut by 3.30pm

he got his mum to cook his tea again

Robert sneaked out the kitchen to smoke some gear

as he was puffin' a youngster walked by and cocked his ear

'what is that geezer muttering about'

gawn feck off or yall git a clout

'a clout a clout what that all about?'

a smack in the coupon, now why dunt ya just troop on

a fag 'round the back, no one will notice

i'll do the fekkin washing up soon as i smoked dis

mother does the cooking Robert washes up

Robert puts fag out in an  old Inland Revenue cup

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JH.P 2 (2022)-

Unbrushed washed shag

Fixing supper with gay abandon

Slugs coming up through the carpet

Shampoo dogs and soft pattern web

Umbilical chords rotting in the shed

Small blisters appear in the ceiling

Cobwebs are full of sparkling eggs

Mildew claw, and shampoo drips from toddler

Pancake batter and shampoo all mixed together


---biking

On the wetbeak flatlands

Riding my bike

So fast vroom

Double checker on board the clouds

Fat fisted

Homogenised boots

Riding my bike

Over dumpflaps

And under brindling suns

We go…

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bryn probert 01 (05 july 2021)

Boy is casual, fainting treasure box , sealed to the world

Roman gods stare down at him from the heavenly abode

Young yet ageing

No grasp of evil

Pecadiloes are numerous

Reverse psychology in the meeting hall

Oval tidy eyework

Bent stream of conciousness

Evergreen teeth are actually result of sophisticated dentistry

Raps to ‘imself in morning corner

Today I’m gonna BE BRILLIANT