'The Storm and the Scorpion
'Back Hander Memories
'Pic From Depths of Penitence E'
'Myth of Fash'
'Post Ice Cream Picture'
'Daft and the Hanging Gardens of Chi Chi'
'P** Tea in Hyde Park'
'French Picture 1'
perfumed cadaver in the middle of the kitchen / Michael Jackson is the boy who loved pineapples / get off my face, Claudette / a concise history of ‘Bagpuss’ / swamp baby / / voyages to the island of sleeping birds / these birds are not asleep..they are dead / furry chops of musketeer / England is a dump, Hooey Shin is gorgeous / swamp dandy / the day my aunty landed on the moon / selfish beasts / fossilised hairbrush / dancing with gay astronauts/ welcome to the Before Life / lolly pop teeth vs. Mr Direction / Joy of life with the Beat Babies / we tried to encourage the record-buying public to steal our debut LP / Sniff Kandy’s new LP is titled ‘Bogus Sperms’ / daddy ain’t a fool when riding his horse to work / no such thing as a crab tree / concrete maths book – beauty inertia / big faced ugly children / brought together by the apocalypse / I met you in my uncle’s dungeon (you were rifling through an old scrapbook) / gorgeous Cyclops / my dad the heavy-handed bachelor / dusty gums / beatified killer / her lips were so desirable that I insisted on kissing her once more / they would astound even a blind man /John’s new tooth / beatific killer / Elvis Presley still isn’t dead / jerked on / Jamaican vacuum / / memorable blister / witch’s toe / Spanish sandwich – here are my top three new favourite death metal groups..1. Anal Harvest 2. Dead Sailor Trio 3. the Weeping Corpse / trailer park smack / amazed by butcher shop technology / the evangelistic gas man / we painted the captain’s toe nails a beautiful shade of pink / dead rat in the igloo (she placed a custard cream biscuit between her toes) / cardboard coffin / Christ never learned to ride a bicycle / my mother just finished making love to a travelling deodorant salesman /wizard’s black fingers / Gyellanhall’s lot / my spastic moustache / Fog 2 / cricket blister / here we go, holding on tight to the ugly babies / furry chambers / bitter technology / shaved off a goat’s eyebrows / group felch / tape worm parasite dove cycle (relics of ’83) / e-mailing Christ about the impending apocalypse /according to the Mayan calendar, the world will start in 2013-13 / capital spurt / apocalyptic visionary (my uncle Stewart)/ freaking out on a sofa /the curse bid / horse in the cathedral / childish lipstick / Dudek’s curtains / pink laundry lips / Joseph Ramone taught me how to cut hair good (no, really) / chesty coffin / fat male stripper sitting in the sunshine