Next to usefull people standing in a circle in swaffham town centre/ Dutch hiccup/ yes I am coated in slime for a reason / Paul from Eastenders chemical hiccup version at the foot of my bed/I'm a bogus overlord/eating bread rolls whilst trying not to think of my sister's fake tits/teaching my granny Ebonics on a rainy Christmas eve/I'm a fucking fucking fucking stuttering bastard/Tom mills lives in kings Lynn and he is not queer