Wednesday, 4 September 2013

People are nice

                                                                    People are nice

'Shave me i'm a god'

What's the point of the internet? / if i stick my fingers into your anus, will you promise to lend me your CSI New York box set? / i unspooled the tape and wrapped it around my ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend's erect penis (i am David Sushi) / the Police taught me all i knew about making solid records / i perfumded my arm-pits before meeting my boss for lunch / Korean people don't have arm-pits (is this true?) / the zoo is a great place to store animals / if a kebab is good for you, how come Greek men are so fat? / finally, i have shaken off that pencil moustache

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