'Puppy CO Head'
The Taiwanese businessman is filming some obese British people on his hi-tech cellular phone/ why did the bag baby spoil the buffet by emptying the garbage can all over the ring of prawns? / why are British restaurants full of balding single men? American men in bandanas are chatting me up and making me feel slightly sexy/ sex testing a man who might be my sister's husband/ why would you have kids when u can't even wipe your own bum??/ disco bints/ I wrapped my tits in tin foil and tried to persuade my boyfriend to film ke dancing around on his cell phone ( he desisted as he was wanking to Sex and the City)