Tuesday, 14 January 2014

Robin Williams Suicide Note

'RIP Robin Williams'

Ten songs that Luke Haines did not write but I did (nb. I am Linda Kasabian's bastard son.. With a carpenter's pencil in one hand and a stiff cock in the other).. 1 boy band teeth 2 sniffing glue in imaginary dour Northern town (actually a film studio set somewhere in Basingstoke) 3 I was very distraught upon hearing my new girlfriend utter the dreaded phrase '...at the end of the day' 4 songs written on the back of Jarvis Cocker's abandoned rubber johnny packets 5 filthy tooth blues 6 pissed my pants on way home from nightschool

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