'The Decline and Fall of John Paul'
'Resurrection of John Paul'
What is this u place before me? Haggis you say? Why, the last time I ate haggis I fell in love with the wench who served me the meal. I married her a few weeks earlier, ate haggis every day for a year. Do u expect me to eat haggis now? Do u? After a perennial haggis diet u are asking me to once again eat haggis? Really? Are u really?