salad rates
John in Limbo
Teddy Boy Priest
cat puss study goblets
Fountain Goats
monkey in the shuttle
piss fountains in Hawaii
reptile flob
Mountain Goats underground do fogg
pleasure beach water pets
do eggs vibrate if you ever so gently tickle 'em?
weird raffle prize
jumbo priest
cash makes me ...itch (cats make me itch?)
eating persimmons / tucking into switch
do u drink tonic?
has Hawa got two eyes?
donkey's nonsense
no-entry to your own bedroom
pathos in dub
eating salad at the garage
chubby kids on the garage forecourt
pickled memory of a free meal
dirty chamber porridge
cowboy trouble - of course
chimp in the abbatoir
10 bands i saw at Norwich student union hall of students 1991-1992...
1. Bog Tooth (formed in Swindon in 1993, this group really nails the 'we have forgotten to bring our guitar and pants' sound of nascent homebrew city of culture)
2. Fairies on Smack (not the noted fairies of popular songbook mythology, but ironically named Dutch layabouts decide to form a punk group)
3. High on Christ (does what it sez on the cross)
4. The Jungle Wimps (made what some consider to be the worst cross-over jazz punk LP of the 90s (name of said LP 'Tomorrow we smoke and drink and laugh'))
5. The High Eyebrows (lacking-inspiration-Who wannabes limits of said lack simply to be pale Who copyists. i went to their gig as the ticket came with a free pint of real ale and a plate of mash)
6. Syd Barrett (not THE Syd Barrett but a singing juggler with the exact same name. this was an unofficial gig and lasted only 3 mins before juggler was removed)
7. The Eye Pilots (an insipid mid 90s new romantic leftover with about as much charisma as the keyboardist from an ABC covers band)
8. ABC tribute called CBA (it was alleged that the CBA stood for 'Cats Before Actors' which is what i am going to call my post-punk (aren't they all?) group
9. Tomorrow's Nostrils (sick comedy punk group with a proclivity for painting thwer toes)
play dough punks get ready to get softer play softer
apple witch in the back yard (with french girls in tow)
10. The Forgotten Trolls FKA The Verboten Trolls ('the Trolls' as they were affectionately known were one of the worst punk groups i ever saw - very boring re-hash of past glories of the golden punk era and ugly and hairy as a truck driver's snatch to boot)
toe truck
toad rag
robot paste
cashless magazines
attic rats make me shiver
acid payment slips
gorilla with bonus fur
gazing at the trucker
Jack and the Fishwater Priest
hustings with gravy
starch oil priest
vinegar for whippets (they like it like)
Sega Morphine
butter would not melt in a labrador's fist
bent pencils
i eat salad but i do not eat cauliflower
is Robin the best bird in the world?
frozen shapes in cartoon film
weevil pocket opera (wepoop)
glass dominoes for Egg-Pig
epic egg
the frontispiece was crumbled before our very eyes
scotch piggy
pleasure garden haemorrage
pilchards at dawn
looking-glass CP30 opera
kids with operatic dogs
the mouse
post-rodeo back ache
Gaul in the outhouse
pathetic puppets
salad remainder
passive ugly wooden object
pram psychology
Egypt in Wisbech
cycle eye
rain-proof forest
my coat is on but i am off
outhouse garden party
mushroom legroom
tunis cake memories
memories of Cooper Temple Clause
directives from my God
Pongo Gods of Empty-Headed student
relief cat
headache pond
frost on a snowman
corpse in the dirt chamber
tin of biscuits for the flood victim
degraded voice prick
ever seen a turtle man in the doorway? 'well done - finally a right and proper caption - maybe you will know come and join us for a dull chat after work?'
me + Billy Mac - a walk in the grass
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