Monday 7 June 2021

NEW PIRATES O' THE CARIBBEAN AND JUSTICE LEAGUE MOVIE POSTERS! OH YEAH

 

above - new Pirates of the Caribbean official (tm) poster

oh god!  on my recent trip to America i successfully obtained this exclusive new for 2022 poster for the exclusive offical new to 2022 Pirates of the Caribbean poster film.  this is incredibly exclusive . ye gods!!

ALSO!!!! - oh my lord!!!-
i also got my hands on this solid gold exclusive poster for the brand new new for 2022 film poster for exclusive JUSTICE LEAGUE film. oh gawd daddy-oh! hot buggery!
you won't see this shit anywhere else, man

also.... it's always good to look in skips when visiting Hollywood because you might find some exclusive shit which Hollywood execs have accidentally thrown away when chucking out their half-eaten baloney sarnies.  both of the above films will feature a whole host of new characters. and i have a piece of paper which some bigcat has written these names onto in pen.  the paper has a lot of olive oil and shit on it, so i have typed it out on my computer.  here is the list. oh my good god!!
NEW CHARACTERS IN PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN AND JUSTICE LEAGUE NEW FILMS (SEE POSTERS ABOVE)-
Jack Daddy (possibly to be played by Al pacino)
Percy Merson (possibly to be played by Joe Pesci)
Dick Blade (possibly to be played by Denzil washington)
Doug Bubble (possibly to be played by Harry Dean Stanton)
Roy Tangiers (possibly to be played by Harry Enfield*)
Alex Womad (possibly to be played by Ice Cube)
Charlton Brittle (possibly to be played by Wesley Snipes)
Gail Wingspan (possibly to be played by Roseanne Barr**)
Iris Pupil (possibly to be played by Patricia Routledge)
Gary Mango (possibly to be played by 'The Rock' from WWF)

**TBC
**not no more

a poem about Agnes Varda, the greatest..

Agnes you are still with us

In all seasons and weather

You are young or old

Smiling or frowning

Stroking a cat

Smoking a fag

Wide eyed and omniscient

Let us take a look

At ourselves!





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