mustard bath
a frozen frog devil's eyelid
a childhood dream homecoming
a truffle network
leisure alien / leather alien
screaming at a fish
leather whale
1. Barry eats the jam pie
2. balloon animal rebirth
3. on the side of the road with the antique cadaver
4. John got a new blister
5. a toad eats an invisible breakfast
6 caramel fungus / anti pro wrestling
7 there was butter when there should have been none
8 weird world inside shoe box
9 i made a world of wooden creatures and sundry lifeless beings / life of a drug dilla
10 i went to Scotland to see a Bucky / sperm on the window
11. Beano Atlas
12 Beano At Last
13 first prize for Fisherman
14 fag battery
15 penguin floating in the sky
16 Hong Kong crossword puzzle
17 DJ Scotch Egg sitting on my knee in the bath tub
18 French toaster
19 memory pig
20 a fascinating trip to Hades
crab dentist
1. mustard with people
2 bulldog eclipse
3 wet water psycho
4 turtle journey
5 the classic android scenario
6 sex pilchard
7 a witch on a plastic broom modern times
8 modern folk music tapes
9 distressed android
10 dead ghost
fallen in love with a Gom
missing fingernail museum
Gammo 1 Presley and Gammo 2 Alt Red Tie
1. French Posture
2 Beano Atlas
3 Gormless with Wrecking Eric
4 Steam at Mount Venus
5 Gay Fish memorial
6 the day we chucked the android
7 battle cat meats
8 onion barfly
9 the greasy wet pampered child man
10 three osseous ghosts
billboard photo in Hong Kong
weird tart
The Gozzard Sticks - i found this flyer for the band's tour of Norwich in 2002. i did not go to the gigs as i do not live anywhere near Norwich
Grass Bands Play in Norwich
let me tell you Jepo's story - he was selling gay literature from the back of a small yellow van
K: I can still
taste the peanut butter from last night
S: Me too
(mumbles something unintelligible)
K: What did you
say?
S: Nevermind..
do we still have some of that peanut butter from last night?
In walks G with
peanut butter smeared on his lower jaw
S: It looks to
me like you’ve been eating peanut butter, G
G: No, I’ve been
washing Perry
S: and eating
peanut butter I reckon
G: Er..i don’t
really enjoy peanut butter
K: the evidence
on your lower jaw suggests otherwise
G: wah?
S: Ya got peanut
butter on lower jaw
-S and K
chuckle-
-G walks briskly
over to the mirror on the wall and checks himself out-
G: Shit, how did
that get there (said in a low murmur)
S: It got there
instead of in your greedy mouth
G: ok I confess
to having a couple o’ spoonfulls of peanut butter.
K: there was no
need to eat the peanut butter surreptitiously, you only had to ask
S: yeah
G: I felt bad
that I ate all of your biscuits that one time
-S and K both
groan-
S and K
together: that’s in the past G, forgotten about
K: and Deborah
didn’t know you left her a note
G (shouting): I
did leave her a note
-S shakes her
head despairingly-
K: I know that.
I saw the note, G
G: why did she
blow her top anyhow?
S: it was an
accumulation of many things, G
