Wednesday, 13 March 2024

Happy Easter Pie Shaft (Troubled Gods)

 

Happy Easter
from
Pablo the Baby
Reynold Jonathon Blair III
Carter Homesick
Puffy Whinestock
Crabapple Smith
Dan Duck Sausage
Kid Wimpole
Barry Cream
Jackie Thumbprint
The Humanized Robot

happy easter from
Ted Pahaca
Grim Buffalo
Johnny Combine
Cliff Woodstyle
Winston Cambelt
Judd Krazy
Pliny Wetstocking
Evil Joe Handshake
Creamy Peters
Debbie Cagefight

cockleshale much pocket (lunch pocket) . human use



Gimbo Industrties
1-10...
1. Did Charles Hawrtree was a Liar?
2. Gizzard Relics on the Footstool
3. Gambo Sunn
4. Sunrise was a hollow hoax
5. Bubba Carfax / Tree Ceefax
6. Gas Wincer
7. Terry was a pig natch cream bullet
8. relatively new penis
9. the visage i could not tolerate - B53 2010 Herts
10. cauliflower colony

have you ever been inside a Gooloo Chamber, Ian?
1. Powdered footballs
2. KIss the ankle of resting nun
3. KIss Destroyer was an LP i could chew on all nite
4 butetr beans are alcoholic
5. do you eat stew? if not, why not?

Gweelo Jesstika and Florence
1. Gum boil shaved carcass
2. we go to Africa on our own
3. the jealous husband of a dead clown



Fogtrot House
1. missing clown
2. Clowm worm dandelion buttock
3. Sinister dandy at Heartfield
4. I looked Clarence in the beady eye, he fell off his bar stool and commenced frothing at the gob
5. a Giles Clause?
6. do you have a window to the womb?
7. plantation addict
8. bisucit crumds on the moon
9. biscuit crumbs on the moon
10. a tiger implant- no joy kettle drum (Iggy Pop has a rancid pet dog)
------------------------
God's Snake Fingers part 1..
1. Salad Blanket
2. Salad Greaves
3. Peppered Lung
4. a twist from the inside - cabbage rocket parsley nosejob
5. a finished twot
6. finishing the leftovers at Christmas Warzone
7. Christian ambulation
8. ozzy in the field
9. Australian die merchant w/ peacenick
10. i trouble the gods, faggots and gravy!

Ping Blooto
1. Pink Bluto
2. Orange Caffrey
3. Blue Apple Blood Orange Tin Pit
4 Crag and Dorfmeister
5 holy rennet
6 unusual reunion 1
7 common troll
8 onion snoop
9 daddy frock-coat
10 careful with that silk worm Michael

AUTO EXPLANATORY

cusisine i couldn't eat-
fudge sausage
partitioned egg spliff
creamy pork shoulder with double olives
dubplate chemistry apple
shoes inside a box of kidney beans
frozen gaul bladder soup

1. the bubble car park of our dreams
2. dreams inside the kennels
3. the sexual dreams of Clive Bowl
4. climax serial no.
5. toe rage nut job
6. sex with cowboys
7. milk fruit nut job
8. milk caravan
9. holy toe nut blow job
10. holy fringe (nut blow job)

1. the caramel nut toe job
2. these days happy crown take my place
3. fruit solider
4. hand solider
5. Billy Nut and Cob Grahams
6. sweepstake goose
7. swamp species came 2 stay
8. onion relief society
9. a fraction of the smell
10. smell of oil coming from your orifice

1. Pepper Eeel (Congo Biscuits)
2. Mustard Kid
3. Marzipan Child
4. linked up my girlfriend to the net in Chinese Year Zero
5. hugging the internet dwarf
6. internet connection in 1988
7. connecting to the web in/on faraway island
8. Eritea internet connection
9. EU countries make the best pizza bread
10. EU hand dwarf













Wednesday, 31 January 2024

Goodiepal (MUSHROOM SOAP)

Pruttipal

Gowa Copa (Moonboy Del Boy Collective)
or Airfix Grand Prix Mini Proxi Maxi Fix)

Dixon Ampersand


frogwater sand-ditch sandwitch
purple dentist appointment, candy arms filler with crocodilla rump bastard, heinous frog wopple hog switch-over valve cuddled sinner smile of grass stinker

eroticity?

is this Felix Cubin

what is horse bread?

Chuck and Dano
(white horse manure). fields of  Ephraim


Gussett Flower Card 1

Holy Tooth

Snflehi

Siflcube 0

Harry Travolta and Bis Ocki

we smoke shite

house pickle


sandman 2002
1. booking a slot in the dump dungeon
2. dungeon-dwelling accountants and their pasty countenances
3. weird echo
4. fart portal
5. cuckoo egg soup
6. duckling in the transport cafe
7. smoking fags in the Eagle Hall
8. Eagle Hall breast breakfast
9. chicken breast breakfast
10. eating chicken breasts for an early breakfast

so Jim you think it's time to, like, get fuckin' crazy man? 'well gee i dunno Yamo, salt and pepper clips roundhouse kicks funky vinegar Stew what?'
1. cucumber towel
2. small sausage (such as a Pepproni) wrapped in a thick fluffy towel so that the grease does not drip on to the linoleum flooring
3. small towel with a baby otter wrapped up in it
4. picnic otter
5. picnicking with the Otter Family (who are actually otters)
6. going to a concert in Cambridge with the girl who used to play Lizzy in 'Horror Species of the Disinformed Accountants'
7. the sponge cuckoo
8. sex fur goblet
9. i peeled back the clouds to reveal the face of Sex Jesus
10. Sex Christ and the Missing Implants


1. Clart Pork Drug
2. check chat status (pork-free sausages)
3. corporate sausage directives
4. yellow spool
5. dirty lineage clinic
6. pervert flower peacock clock
7. pervert in my laundry room
8. spectre of an Offal Priest
9. Sex Drug Pork Roll
10. sex and drugs and pork rolls

1. tried and tested (ache shoal)
2. shaker salt bastard turnip
3. the who wha?
4. dusty blind orphan
5. crazy spearmint baby
6. Ornamental nose job
7. peas in the abbatoir
8. Congolese nose jobs
9. Butcher's hand relief
10. storm pot tea chest
11. chesty zebra
12. storm cloud curtain
13. buzzing android
14. erect diction
15. buzzword lobotomy
16. pudding style
17. kinky Mormon
18. zebra square sports
19. scarecrow's moustache
20. indirect valve porno
21. kittens on the video
22. sex tape lobotomy
23. pessimistic wallflower
24. Dandy Or Beano?
25. carriage bugs






















ampersand one

 

Goose in the Forest. Aston Villa 0 Charlton 1
1. Kleenex for Owl
2. Owl Child Cometh
3. Crack Pork
4. Machines on the sideboard
5. ugly machinery
6. egg mash machinery
7. pie and mash - machinery of Eggman
8. Egg burster
9. sloppy egg / drivel chase
10. chasing crap on MTV /Netflix shit




God Bless the Ravens. Man Utd 4 Plymouth Argyle 4 (AAT)

inofsit (Villa 2 Birmingham Reserves 0)


cube rats
hard liquor soft drugs . Villa 4 Aldershot Town 0. Searles
1. desert island stuck in concrete
2. block town freshmen
3. panda cobra biro pens tied together with brittle cord
4. you do need a foot to dip your toes in the yogurt sea
5. fresh breath of dinousaur
6. newborn blob - bonk job
7. watching a 2003 movie of which the title has slipped from mind
8. the view from the dungeon
9. cloudy mass onion bhaji
10. smoking taylors on the way home from the God Botherer Benefit


Pukka and Diamonte
the Evil Daniels
i shrugged my shoulders, goosey passed on a fish-message...we whistled between fevered lips and handed Gary an Adams-Cassette full of whining and barfing noises from 96

the Satchmo Fellowship oswald society
The Gomer mega switch twitch pony and horse show
growing monkey village




FLESH STENCILS
GOD IN THE ORANGE
ENDOMORPHIC KIDNEY BEAN
THE FROZEN TOSSER
DISTINCTIVE GLARE OF THE 3AM PULSE
TREVOR IS A GOOD NAME FOR A GUY SITTING NEXT TO YOU
RANDY FOSSIL
THE PEARTREE LAMENT












Friday, 26 January 2024

Sauerkraut

 

1. mustard bath
2. pork chop elder
3. younger flower
4. flowers of Christ (strap-on portable iron leg)
5. legflower
6. flower dirt bird
7 BIRDflower
8. flowers get dirty round here son
9. sons of bread babies
10. babies float around Industrial Cityscape




Sauerkraut und beer!!

onion mash 'n' gravy (nay faggots)

Pram DRacula
Cuckoo trolls
doors of inception


1 corn magnets
2. the magazine slappers
3. silent nosejob
4. caustic drainage
5. the smiling toenails
6. goose on ice
7. mushroom pipes
8. toenail cabbage
9. Terminator Grind
10. sheep tactics
11. Cabbage removers
12. clubhouse matchstick polka
13. club mushrooms
14. the sexual skin glare
15. small mouse hotel lobby
16. systems of the ancient mind
17. flow pipe VHS
18. DVDs in Corsica
19. Nun Return Valve
20. bypass collage
21. monk return valve
22. old fashioned gravity
23. Metallica Cordon
24. under the floor the killers
25. Palastine Drag Committee
26. golf wars
27. polka straits
28. gravy on the brain
29. gone mouse gone
30. i looked at you and i drew a drawing of a kilelr






















Tuesday, 23 January 2024

CAT ACID. CAT'S ACID / men what look like cats

 

your starter fur 10.. men what look like cats


1. KATE BUSH - BABUSHKA FUDGE (LEPER PARASITE 2000)
2. SPICE GIRLS - ROMANTIC NITE IN (LEATHER UPHOLSTERY)
3. KIM BASINGER - SINGS 'NOTHING'
4. TONI BRAXTON - ARRANGEMENT IN G
5. EVAN PARKER - CULTURED WORM AT Z. BING.


CAT'S ACID (GOODIEPAL OFF DA GRID)

                                                     pessimistic twitch



French Papers - 1. Mr Bum-Feed
Where is Joseph Coch?

WET ROOMS / WIZARD VIKING FILTH

a lamslam of duck cupola


Bronte Cube (ovid?)

RIBBALD PSYCHO



that must be the shaved beef
way to go thanks. go away thanks
spoon-fed batchelor / Moomin in my underpants

grab pants
owl egg
Felix the House Chicken
peppercorn rats
let me in, Nigel
fucker stamps
big end pissiblity
crap vinegar
cheese balloon
crab shower