Cocaine Amiga
Heroin Sega
puppy in my dream
dungeon youth
imp on the forecourt
institute for witches and goblins
the lemongrass puppets
Echo the Dolphin in my bath tub
mutant ghost
nipper puppet on my fist
smashed grandad
beaver slip
Cocaine Amiga
Amiga Flyover
puppy in the gravy again
radish triangle
awful eyebrows on a cow
moon shifter 2000
Trevor Amiga
Amstrad Carnage Machine
some cuckoo spit landed near a sailor's foot
grave robber in the play centre
Commodore Smack
Sega Crack Addict
smash machine psychology
pessimistic Santa
hard nose job
fox in the attic
pig shampoo
cloud shame
piss egg
slipping on piss
egg shame
the egg was slightly vibrating and Rod Hull had lost his wrist watch
pepper egg implants
fisting the southern egg
new school all chewers welcome
Father Christmas is a ghost
a shameful cloud hovers over Donald Trump
new forgotten Dalek Pisser
Donald Trump fistfull of leper meat
wood computer
evil spirits floating amongst the scum on the surface of a local pond / canal
lips smacked bum whacked (are these R.E.M. lyrics?)
the purple rose of back-street canal
sat on a toadstool dreaming of fantastic occurences (in Aldershot)
the police dog was trying, in vain, to piss into a copper's helmet
the sag sack visitation exploitation racket
Australian cream pies
bullet wounds on an opera starlet
peach finger for Bruce Pareto
when you open the curtains a small perfumed otter slowly creeps out
purple legs on a small effigy of Prince
Bubble Top Shine List 2026-
1. Emmerdale Faggot Swap Shop
2. Christ and his many faces of mystery
3. twisted prince
4. double tapes for otter
5 cluedo wrangler
6 slipped tit
7. Prince was a Cluedo Master
8 Egg over Sega
9 Nintendo Gimgrack
10. Pulp Fiction was a rip-off of 'Over the Water with the Prince'
11. Flagstaff dickhead
12. loving you is so easy - it's like leading a blind child over a cliff edge
queer transport
Regan Bowering with adelled drum
dry octopus musueum
13. is 'i used to be bent' an Adult Kid lyric?
14. adult lemon pie
caramel nuns
pecan toe pie interview
powdered Boston
exotic goldmines for Charlie Farr
the peg toe tooth pony sand liver waltz
my childhood airport library
a vegan on the train home
perfumed diocese
i took off my duffel coat to reveal three sleazy boy truckers
Suede infestation
Baby Octopus World
damp rubber wimp
rubber gimp suit in my stocking
pimp butternut cupid fax machine
a fax machine for a mouse
the proper way to breathe on a porn shop window
the festering imp
a packet of ash was casually emptied on to a vicar's prick
high on shite
two babies entwined forever in the minds and hearts of goblin quest collective
Goblin Feast at Hattie's Lounge
wooden pencil of course
we popped the CD into the player and prepared for 62 minutes of some of the finest country acid known to mankind
purple hearts make us groove into the dark night
a CD filled with some of the shittest pop dance commercial pop i have heard since grade school
Master of Pupai
Tin Drum was a good album for drugged-up cat
beef homo
puppy in my army surplus store
the finger was pointing to a bread shop which had been shut for over 10 weeks
SENSITIVE clown with piss all running down his knees
some ghost wear gloves need to wear
Little Emma Brace for Gobs
opera dollar
Herrington Cream Horn
fish playing trumps and cats licking each other's paws - is this what it fucking comes down to?
young ladies walking around Aldershot town centre, accompanying Dingoes not in shot
Donald Trump over xmas
the peddle-steam idiot implant
Donald Trump is half-sharp
Donald Trump care worm pestle
Donald Trump weak list
Kendo Nagasaki had a baby and it looked somewhat like you
Blurt R better than Blur
Beat Nut Loofer Eclipse
Swan on the beach reading Mills 'n' Boons
Beano readers in the sea
flags of our brother in laws
Commodity Herald on Blue Door Crime
Olaf and the Plant Man
Gay on my PC
Pacman diary entries
the swan had a front room maggot scrounge
'The Science' at Nob's Green Hole
Scientist in my laundry basket (hiding from the pagans)
divine crime
wet sponge lattice
hidden drug museum
pig oil and mozaic trolls
tennis perfume
