Paobve Zodo

 

1. fax machine turtles

2. turd-flower

3. embrace the milk manager

4. milk pepper - squid for breakfast

5. squid knuckle sandwiches

6. do-rag offal bag

7. slimier than a fish's winky

8. green Slade nightwatchman

9. is Blur deform kitten?

10. shy tongue theory

1. sleeping mint videos

2. mongoose on the moon

3. childish sidearms

4. pea on your stomach

5. turtle wing

6. tubs full of the daydreams of orphans

7. Kleenex for frog

8. panda bear imprints

9. cancer rifle

10. dirty laundry museum

1. midnight in Preston with the Wee Baby

2. Clifftop horror society

3. Ed Wood Curdled milk rave up

4. rave up at the sauce house

5. a bigger baby than youse

6. hospital rodeo

7. a makeshift Mexican dinner

8. first we salt the umbles, then we carefully photograph what remains of the lard

9. largesse in the freak circuit

10. these days we dance with Herzog s track

1. Loch Ness Dish Flowe

2. The Hunger Games VHS sitting doing not much of anything (on my tea shelf)

3. i carefully hunted the evil wolf whilst simutaneously checking my email(s)

4. pot plant Rasta tapes

5. Harmony Goblin - Korine Tapes

6. Harmony Korine made me a waffle sandwich and it tasted strongly of butter

7. the coffee cup was cracked so we smoked some herbs instead

8. taking the lips from the corpse and placing them in a specific holdall

9. i left your panties at the Lost Luggage at the Australian train station

10. missing lobotomy ledger found in my handbag

1. skinny girls floating easily to the moon

2. it takes approx. ten days to float off to the moon

3. the skinny humanoid had a poo then released it life-support system and floated back to the moon

4. we call the moon (Lunar) home, we call earth 'Charlie'

5. Des Lynam with a full beard

6. the helicopter had a painting of an aeroplane on it for some reason

7. hell copper, Richard Dawson

8. smoking ganja with the relief crew

9. clean up crew in my back garden

10. the curly wig was festooned with bo weavils

1. that peanut what that owl left on your doorstep

2. humanoid droppings on my Weetabix

3. pissed directly into an abandoned Um Bongo carton

4. Disney is a vessel of evil and cheese

5. curdled drinks

6. drug mongoose

7. petals dropped off the flower and landed on the Immaculate Cadaver

8. Max Cadaver and his Honest Pipers

9. the freezing Mexican

10. lies from a pot pipe

1. the chef will see you now, Gladys

2. Nintendo Ruin

3. Basic Instruction for a Fetus

4. creeping fetus

5. oblong distemper

6. maroon snooch

7. winter with the chicken pixies

8. lamb barrister

9. embarrassed by the lamb

10. hitch hiker with a floating paranoia duppy

1. moonfish diabetic

2. caustic remittance

3. pancakes in trouser pockets

4. t shirt pressure

5. anal grinder

6. mouseman prophecies

7. dogfish claw onion

8. smart phone backup piss

9. angry gorilla in situ

10. clawfish mummery of inaugral Bachelor

1. mummy dumplings

2. cardigan fish

3. bullion goose

4. i try to remove the batter before the fire starts burning out

5. whiff of corpse

6. shame on the onion monger

7. Bad Boys 3 on VHS

8. pancake or tart

9. Bimbo Bagshot and the Boys of Cardigan Bay

10. Cardigans on the fireplace

1. sauce meadow

2. helicopter chop house

3. pork insider

4. greased cobweb

5. greasy muppets

6. fat muppet fingers

7. mixed toe bags

8. pepper toes for Moon Child

9. small kids in the moon

10. planet observation pork pie

Brief Pause for a Biblical Recital / Wolf Eyes CDR under the mattress

 

1. spending time with Christ

2. Montgomery Buttons

3. the Derby Filch

4. bean treat

5. drugged up on xmas day

6. i am a good sheep driver

7. cloud on the front lawn

8. bits of the web scattered about for all eyes to see

9. tortoise drop

10. turtle pullover

11. crisp magazine flower

12. burp tester

13. fire drinker

14. urine in your tea cup

15. the wonky travel agent

16, mustard curtains are nice

17. mustard hangover

18. european werrwolf

19. euro burp

20. sad end to the android (cornflower drugs)

1. Japanese Meat Orchestra

2. Waffle Assoc.

3. sock and glove partnership

4. holding hands with a waif babe

5. wooden tortoise came to stay (for a while)

6. days spent scratching toes and rubbing lotion into sore palms

7. the tree which i climbed as an ageing child

8. childhood blister collection

9. we are tall and we collect fruit

10. Gary Glow Inside Treehouse  - zero chance

1. polecat tax

2. abstract worm remover

3. the Illegal Kleenex

4. Dusseldorf kiddies

5. orange beano

6. lemonade for Richard

7. tax the bag man

8. rabbit fascia

9. ordnance rave up

10. Aardman Animation VHS in my ruck sack

1. peppermint hoss

2. MP3 walnut

3. jobless monk

4. job hunt in far off town

5. galaxy smith

6. sperm flower

7. sunshine priest meet ice witch

8. crazed lepricorn

9. peppermint offal

10. warlord whiplash

11. peppermint juvenile

12. smash poser

13. drunk with the pickaxe

14. clan memorial ledger

15. bird flower imprint

16. converted chimp

17. Kleenex fart

18. farting tulips

19. fart into passage 

20. streets in the clouds

1. sick race

2. Kleenex offal

3. tourist in the muck house

4. swamp tooth

5. puss in shoes

6. roll wagon fish summer

7. poptart leese

8. the butter lesion

9. diary birthright

10. flax happy seal klub

1 derby hat left on back seat of bus

2. the dead fingernails on a zebra cadaver

3. Igor and Max shelling peas in 1999

4. felt tip sniffer

5. glass eye famous magazine star

6. foxglove of the future

7. Bach ache sniffer

8. Bach Ache

9. pencil lid candy child

10. Nirvana tapes in the attic, covered in a friable substance

1. VHS removal - Karate Kid wiped out

2. snogging the android on tuesday afternoon

3. the cold mongoose collective

4. Karate finger nail

5. smash mash - bubble burster

6. igloo mash

7. mashed potato psychology

8. rubber wet stone

9. big pink rubber mongoose

10. my rubber baby

1. my rubber boyfriend

2. my boyfriend looks like a mongoose

3. Gef is a honey..

4. Facebook bastards in my virtual home

5. home from the space station (with a bag full of mutton chops)

6. mutton cutlets getting  / on my dash board

7. footage of the Owl Priest on my Dash Cam

8. i used the internet to find you, my darling bridge

9. glass helicopters 

10. plastic helicopters are not good

1. spider goblin

2. the egg in the night sky

3. cloud-egg in nightcap sky

4. i favour smaller species

5. buttered eggs for Mogwai

6. Slippery dope

7. monkey on foot

8. disturbance on the front lawn

9. Nanny Gilbert and the egg pastiche

10. the florid heckler

1 mustard eyelid

2 mustard pocket

3 cow pocket

4 mustard eye pocket

5. mustard curd

6. curtain ghost

7. beware the hot goose

8. chubby mustard

9. burping android

10. turtle spastic

1. turd pocket

2. turd packet

3. sperm for the dolly

4. monkey in the abbatoir 

5. sniffing the fix feet

6. Scarfo Plasticity

7. Drumbo chronology

8. whipping pesto

9. drugged picnic

10. a cake for the Aussie Goblin

Thwo is Thbi anyo as Lias a F--

 

Tea Towel Priests / Grog Prophets

 

1. my girlfriend and the otter

2. the claws scraped off some of the outer layer (fictional puppy)

3. bland cat

4. blind scarecrow

5. lobster and otter - pilgrim of the week

6. candy gum sex theory

7. witch in the dungeon

8. Elvis Presley wood carving society

9. i love my short dick man

10. the Elvis Weather Station is Unknown

1. double owl

2. jazz priestess

3. grief kitten -marshall shabazz

4. glue topography - jazz calendar

5. french fancies and igloo cramps

6. igloo cramp

7. my glue is on your bottom

8. kids will be freaks

9. run until you kiss the floot

10. my big green toe

1. mole oil

2. Cheetah photos are blurry

3. California is a ghost town?

4. Jim Carrey pressure cooker test

5. show tune oil

6. dark place resistor

7. crap shooter policy

8. the police force are crippled in District 9

9. crippled pancakes

10. truffles on my doorstep

1. until your knee cap goes

2. the glass child

3. gravy, faggots, and Opal Limes (yum)

4. the Yummy Scum

5. the Felt Tip Hoggers

6. my tip is felt, come to see me some time

7. i glued your eyelids, what the heck

8. a muddle in the fruit club

9. fruit markup now

10. Thurston Moore is slipping candy inbetween my toes - oh rock and roll

we are the Gas Rabbits

we are the Glass Rabbits

gloves off, hard hat on

soft hate (peppered fish)

mustard glass hangover

1. fluid unit

2. liquid pepper

3. cry-baby supplex in the city

1. my god that is a sexy dinosaur

2. the 501 - catchment area pudding poke

3. the nancy and the truck driver

4. splug is a type of sea orchid?

5. Jake Auker and the mental psychical apparition

6. dog trophy and wish list

7. cake manure

8. manure hankie

9. hamlet oddysssey rot toe cobbler

10. rotten toe

11. fluency ledger

1. duppy between my toes

2. have you listened to a Guided By Voices tape whilst driving to your favourite dental surgeon?

3. my goose is in the hot rooms

4. a bag of candy and a fruit handover ceremony is just the thing

5. hash blow job

6. cocaine blockage

7. your gummy cocaine teeth

8. your gummy heroin face

9. your insidious bus driver's smile

10. a bus driver's yellowing teeth

1. fairy dust teeth

2. grog prophets and magazine article readers brought together over cafe au lait

3. some such shit in the attic

4. attic bonus perfumed bones

5. bones dipped in hot perfume

6. french dip

7. french drip and apple sauce kingdom

8. klinker diet

9. prison diet fashion

10 fashion killer

1. Grog museum

2. toenail on priests

3. cuff link society

4. Facebook slob

5. the troll behind the sofa

6. Kleenex collective

7. igloo soup

8. Bros were good

9. fax machine worship

10. fax machine in the Antartic

1. Budokan farm hand

2.ogre suplex

3. crazy like a drowned rat

4. my husband the bath panel

5. bath panelist

1. Todd Lee walks from the end of Station Master's House Road to Dental Hygiene Ave. and then does a bum burp

2. shar-edge on a soft piece of mutton

1. Mouse Egg and the People's Choice

2. Crawling Potatoe

3. Mashed Egg Awards

4 Friable egg in my sock drawer

5. Clive of the wooden Eggs

6. Him of the Latent Bus Passes

7. the gum shield fiasco

8. ain't God great?

9. pussy in the wilderness

10. cat lost on the tram tracks

Bubble Maps / Ferric Wotsits

 

1. Green Toes

2. Salt is a drug is?

3. climax seizure seizure climax

4. horse fat lip

5. druggy donkey scenario

6. click twat toenail keeper

7. iron box job loss

8. job seeker's allowance black sludge

9. inside the moon?

10. creased tongue

11. leper fidgit

12. Sega Biscuit Tin

13. sniffing roses  / arses

14. cat plank

15. toothache ledger

1. swamp lottery

2. anti-climatic thrashing

3. panda doxy

4. pisces ledger

5. offal prong

6. piss nectar

7. drug soil

8. Jack Nance filibuster

9. oblong tooth

10. deranged smile and insipid wink

11. hopscotch discussion

12. crab meat disco

13. vampire twitch

14. loose blood

15. fingernail collection

16. ONION selection

17. sex egg gimmick arrangement

18. Nintendo swamp

19. the caged ballcock

20. sludge buster

21. cigarettes on the helicopter

22. swimming bath killers

23. clown on the footpath

24. war pavement

25. gorilla on secure footing

26. iced bun control

27. Beastie Boys Circuit Training Psychology

28. gorilla on the fainting chair

29. weeping circus trainer

30. the outhouse clinic

1. THESE graphics are shit, mum

2. Nancy Peasoup 2001

3. green dog selector

4. pea soup trifle

5. box of jars

1. Vegetables what look like todgers

2. milkshake moonshine

3. vegetable clamp

4. NME biscuit vegetable

5. swapping biscuits for hand grenades

6. vile swamp doctor

7. mannequin shy mannequin

8. crow in the bathroom

9. oblong todgerm

10. green fangs

1. Gozard Nixon

2. fleece cattle drum

3. Porky and the admin team

4. Glutch of strange Crabwebs

5. Stranger Things in my foot locker

6. glump Banion (fir station)

7. hog brislt

8. hog mist

9. sweet breath of Pork Hog

10. cream dream of a Nice Cute Pork Hog

1. caramel dog shine like a caramel dog

2. the Johnny Puppets

3. sex balloon

4. offal traffic

5. Clive and the see-thru knickers

6. the James The

7. crazy like a mad hoss

8. royal dutch sunflower bastard

9. Cleethorpes Embargo

10.  lemonade for a wee bastard

1. FRUIT BALLOON

2. ten lessons underground bunker time

3. arrangement of fossils

4. blood bath district no. x

5. chlorine donkey

6. fruit donkey

7. classic car manure

8. egg piece friday afternoon street walker archive

9. street police wizard

10. vegan straits

1 Quark Summer

2. Vampire Relaxant

3. Ant Pipe Flood Reducer

4. Value Chicken worship

5. Claw Master

6. Prince of Fun

7. Sweetcorn Biscuit

8. Empire of Goo

9. Powertrip Financer

10. Cuckoo Boxcart

11. Glove shit pocket

12. cannibal baggage

13. caramel horse booklets

14. in keeping with the theory of the Utah Saints

15. olive green bobby cat

16. shit pistols and laser worm

17. fossil possibility

18. moping witch

19. blackout haircut

20. Happy Biscuit chicken

21. pig lists

22. handkerchief bail out

23. software on the hambone

24. bubble tooth

25. languishing in fetid swamp on xmas eve

26. poof canal

27. ladybird dialect

28. smothered in caramel

29. new caramel burp

30. woodland Shetland

1. i tucked my pants into your livelihood

2. hi-fashions are back!

3. the low fashion slob dictionary

4. crazy like an octopus

5. the fish manure society

6. pansonic traffic

7. Don Charles and the loose gravy

8. Boreal Diction Particulars

9. loose goose engineer

10. the Geese Geoffrey Engineers

1. NURSERY DOGS

2. the weird pepper in my bathroom

3. surgery puppet

4. heart operation smack

5. blow up a tortoise shell for xmas

6. Loch Ness Monster was a frog

7. shattered plastic species

8. ponce in the outhouse

9. creamy valves of early 00s

10. tennis penis

1. fish on the lap (Bayswater)

2. careening  around the Italian film set

3. mobster eat spaghetti

4. nightmare sift

5. drug addict in the chamber of commerce

Piglet Poetry / Anaconda Finch

 

1. flagged up eggs

2. flaming partition

3. dumb fossils

4. toenut 

5. the Condom Puppets

6. the Foot Puppets

7. Scum Puppets

8. doss rations

9. piddle dreamer

10. glove traffic 999

flag egg pipe (Dry Moses)

1. engineer's shortbread

2. cubes over easy

3. modelled on Jesus Christ sketchbook

4. the fibbing goats

5. grease flask

6. combover union

7. talent shtick

8. harnessing power of cobweb theatre

9. bizarre cubes

10. the foolish floating biscuit

11. crumbs from our fathers

12. echo speak traffic

13. goat abnormal

14. green pea harmony kitten sleepover

15. yellow peas are inferior

16. clouds with little bits of ham on them

17. greasy fingers dipped in cotton wool

18. the spam we ate reminded us of the last meal of Skoop Johnson

19. traffic stuck on the inside of a reverse-engineered 2D computer game

20. i deleted the memory of socks (pardoned chimp)

21. country blues and gum-stammer

22. Mickey Mouse in a harsh prison

23. the tails were cut and fed to the Gibbons

24. cut off markets

25. gorilla with a vampire tooth and a monkey claw (?)

wolf with the Tip-Ex

1. Congo Biscuits

2. memory patterns and echo chamber bob-biscuits

3. squirrel epoch

4. moon glue stick dead hamsters

5. elbow magician

6. post moon-crack hard stare

7. prisoner flobotimty

8. bulldog architecture

9. simpering wet dream in foot clinic (paedotrician memory)

10. The Who CDs falling out of rotting trees

11. the witch had a new set of front teeth

12. Bilbo Onslaught

13. dragon slayer with a sore foot

14. cream duckling

15. cake jog

16. underside of Big Manilow

17. Robin is a good name for a duck

18. sexual glint

19. pariah in the moon shuttle

20. Mars is a good city for a loser

21. sex worm and dead mouse

22. push a button into an ill-fitting pair of trousers

23. the candy store debacle of early 15th cent.

24. circa wave of the future

25. 1800 baggots

Paul Fish - Curry Bandit

1. The Silver Bitches

2. candy like an egg worm

3. the fleece market blues

4. shag lobotomy

5. shag leisure

6. a pocket of shag

7. dictionary fur

8. magazine hassle

9. meat-free ice cream meal

10. ozone-friendly witch

11. cardiff is a toothache

12. vegan witch

13. wizard in my romper room

14. Bombay Kids

15. witchhazel and small white men

16. small white men on a boat

17. drinking wine with the offal priest

18. Priscilla Presley library card

19. the junk telethon

20. Sadam Hussein mask on my parcel shelf

21. worry about worms when looking for birds

22. bird hunt 1980-1990

23. AIDS chef

24. the big fat wizard and the emaciated slug cotor

25. dinosaur colostomy

26. dictionary shite

27. weeping zombie

28. ginger maths

29. bear keeper news

30. dizzy gypsy

Speg Loss-Divider? Cross Filch Munt Speciment

1. wizard chimp

2. paws on the skinny lamb

3. the drug we ate before breakfast

4. where is Mexico City?

5. adult roster

6. kids and adults celebrate in Mexican town

7. ancient puzzle

8. astronaut click

9. puzzled zoo animal

10. puzzled zoo dweller

1. chickens on my website

2. France is a village

3. truckstop kitchen

4. igloo bonanza

5. broken tooth museum

6. We love glowsticks

7. possum in the snow drift

8. ace cowboy sex lounge

9. paraded with tommy boys

10. me and the tommy boy

zombie lust

1. rain bot

2. cuckoo plastic

3. village filth

4. meat hamper removal

5. glue smooth

6. snow goblin was a low beast in the snow

7. fashionable cadaver

8. Sleaford pork and chicken museuem

9. eighties space hop

10. weird twisted goblet

1. PIG lie

2. glass worm sock replacement

3. hands on the fruit basket

4. the missing glove dilema

5. cakes on the spaceship

6. turds on the moon

7. beige onions are beige

8. turtle Factory

9. was Rutles better than Rolling Stones

10. secrets in Cleethorpes

1 Fish batteries

2 cardboard curd / cardboard cloud

3. sex cassette offal removal

4. sex weapons buried under footings

5. buried shite particles

6. the functioning corpse

7. memory portal shut for the bank holiday

8. having sex on a really fucking holy day

9. wimp in the boxing arena

10. am i wimp or am i real man?

1 corpse whippet

2. whippet pipe w/ cream onions

3 onions in the cake batter mix

4 mix the subject matters and cough into a syrup bowl

5 bowler hatted freaks with long drooping eyelids

6 eyelids at the ready for non-blinking contest

7 contest Dracula and the Munted Merry Men

8 men stand outside snooker halls glancing over the road at women standing outside of bingo halls (in Mexico)

9 Mexico is a hotbed for chess matches and diabolical moustaches

10 moustaches out for the New Ladies

who wants a bite of the finger pipe salad pie?