tape me to the chair Hondo
pig strain in Nagasaki mini hotel
blast pasta- promo shot
kid in the burn tube chamber
promising batchelor
switched off for Beethoven
Canal Plus semi porno
lid shot with twat
pig rust in dust hat
pig shot in rust video film
camera sheep sheep on film
witch hazel drug museum
pram full of custard dinner
batter fish cuisine bone chamber ledger chap book
mission to drug planet
gap year pansy
wanking for Hondo
Pitfighter butcher's dog pig
smack the wanker
must be a Salid Pig
salad pig
dodgy winter of discomfit
partridge jack-off
the pregnant itching wound
the fallacy of Tomato Sauce Motion
the Cribs are an undertaker's felt moustache
do you want to email me that photo of a gnat perched on the end of an opera singer's snout?
this i a a big pile of breakfast cereal mamma
the puss engine
pussy wig wam revival society
is Desmond coming over to see the twins?
see-thru piglet
a list of weird item i saw last nite during the England 4 Mexico City 2 match -
a lettuce bungalow
sheep in the bath tub
skinny endomorph
plankton on the left hand side of Christ
possibility of a Moon Thunderstorm
cheese pig Alexa
the mormon thirst
thirsty Lawrence
fag ash musuem
poo twin
the tooth behind your eyebrow
see beneath your teeth
sea pipe
fifteen novels i found wrapped in an old plaid shirt...
Infancy of the Witch by Markus Pole
Drifting in and out of Love by Dame Cartridge
The Phoenix Queer Tree by William Burp
Travels with my Caretaker by Murray Shoe
the Peculiar Ear Worm Draught by Ron Blaster
tha sardines have all been eaten up and bones carefully arranged into a pattern so as to resemble a monk sniffing glue in a place where automobiles are kept over night, like dem limos in that Kylie Minogue flick
i asked the caretaker if it was ok to borrow his magnets. he said 'no kid, it is not'. i got down on one knee and wept bitter tears a' regret
Orson Welles was a half-decent plumber, now that is a surprise ain't it?
Bisto between my teeth
Jim Morrison is a good singer but has a regrettable proclivity for removing his penis
