a wave of powdered feet
from where does the Regis Money originate
the deaf baby communicated via winks and whistles
pour me some yogurt, Wu Tang member
pre-WW one circus performers in my garage
it's still furry around the edges
wrote pamphlet on your skin condition
the elephant sat pondering it's pending flat renovation
bloodworm pocket book seaman's lamnet
powdered feet
coffin splutter
9/11 rainbow boxer
finishing my cream pot
Pansy Premier Div.
Personable Framboli
art butter
crime lion
going to France with the left-wing catepillar
peachcloth dandy
for Neville Crust
mouth wash island
wishpaste island
alcopop clinic
my fave 10 Radio 1 DJs...
Mr Wizard Chops
DJ High Style Rust Chops (the ginger one)
DJ Blocked Sink Chops
DJ Battered Haddock Chops
DJ Small Turning Circle Chops
DJ Egg Worm Plastic Mac Chops
DJ Filthy Under the Beak Chops
DJ Wash Yer Feet Chops
high times
10 folk songs i did not write (and some i did) -
1. Beglin on the corner
2. purple nose triage
3. these little dancing fairies on my front lawn (make me feel so good)
4. caravan of discourage (porn bracelet)
5. damaged bads (old skool lemon burp)
6. cracked like Costeau
7. Mental limp
8. Imp in the City
9. Pervert on the rail stack
10. chimp pervert robot dog collar (is this folk?)
i did - Peanuts over easy
i did too - wanking the dolly
i did too - wheels in motion for Butler's 1st holiday
butter was placed on the sideboard for safe keeping
dinnae buy the Sun and all that fekkin' shite
don't buy The Sun and all that Fuckin' shite
weird pop star on my driveway
the Crying Hamburger
took out my cock on the train home and no one seemed to notice
90s Britpop tapes litter my dorm room bathroom floor (my flatmate won't have them in the living room which is fair enough)
German Whip Paste
listening to the shipping forecast on a ship
Riello Umbrella
ain't u proud of ya dish rag supper?
a tall woman on the train insisting that 'a poltergeist wouldn't do that'
Polter Gussett
wanking thru
invisible concrete
caramel glove box
does gat cut still come in bunches?
bean poltergeist
my ten fave Ween Lps
-Loss-Leading in the dark night
Puppy Valve Music
Calamari Foot Polisher
i powdered the shop assistant's feet and made my way over to the manager to ascertain if he had , as of yet, shat out the Voynich manuscript
'86 wet perfume come back
wet petrol
cloud ice jungle
freak whistle
gone are the days when a corpse would flat freely
black candy Giro Benefit
the petrol slowly seeps from the corpse's eyeholes
black bunny Morph Realingnment
porridge tasted better in prison
my top ten favourite TV shows of the '90s...
1. Bee Watch (a concise peek into the secret life of everyone's favourite* animal the Bee)
2. Melon Kong - as the Sweet Youth Orchestra sand 'everything that comes into my head on a sunny day is glorious'
3. Flame of your Life - a long (3 hour) look at the many boyfriends of Syd Barrett
4. the Wheel Woz Square - humour but as Dali meant it
5. i Do Not Know where my Boyfriend is - do you speak using 'slang' no? then you will not enjoy this!
6. Penny for an Apple - a dark and somewhat foreboding murder mystery - do not give away the ending as that is the entire reason for watching this shit
7. Game of Weak Actors - a period piece made for the easily amused
8. my Forest - a bunch of travelling dandies sit still for 30 mins to talk about their fave forests in england
9. the Pie
*excluding folks what are allergic to a bee sting
10 worst rock groups of the '90s
Oasis Foot Stall
Puppy Freaks
The Dancing Wet Wipes
Clive James Indie Filler
the Petrol Whips
Caged Pears
The Big Wet Wipes
Massive Persons standing next to Small Persons
The Wet Mildew Kids
The Feast of Jacky
Riello Umbrella
College Jerk Off TV incision
consumption racket
my 10 fave Indie / Indy bands -
Dominated by Jackets
Crawling into Space
Mud Warp
Honest Munchies
Crab Antics
the Filthy Chowder
Rain Bottoms
Pig Holocaust
Train Wrecking Crew
