Tuesday, 18 March 2025

Piglet Poetry / Anaconda Finch

 

1. flagged up eggs
2. flaming partition
3. dumb fossils
4. toenut 
5. the Condom Puppets
6. the Foot Puppets
7. Scum Puppets
8. doss rations
9. piddle dreamer
10. glove traffic 999


flag egg pipe (Dry Moses)
1. engineer's shortbread
2. cubes over easy
3. modelled on Jesus Christ sketchbook
4. the fibbing goats
5. grease flask
6. combover union
7. talent shtick
8. harnessing power of cobweb theatre
9. bizarre cubes
10. the foolish floating biscuit
11. crumbs from our fathers
12. echo speak traffic
13. goat abnormal
14. green pea harmony kitten sleepover
15. yellow peas are inferior
16. clouds with little bits of ham on them
17. greasy fingers dipped in cotton wool
18. the spam we ate reminded us of the last meal of Skoop Johnson
19. traffic stuck on the inside of a reverse-engineered 2D computer game
20. i deleted the memory of socks (pardoned chimp)
21. country blues and gum-stammer
22. Mickey Mouse in a harsh prison
23. the tails were cut and fed to the Gibbons
24. cut off markets
25. gorilla with a vampire tooth and a monkey claw (?)



wolf with the Tip-Ex
1. Congo Biscuits
2. memory patterns and echo chamber bob-biscuits
3. squirrel epoch
4. moon glue stick dead hamsters
5. elbow magician
6. post moon-crack hard stare
7. prisoner flobotimty
8. bulldog architecture
9. simpering wet dream in foot clinic (paedotrician memory)
10. The Who CDs falling out of rotting trees
11. the witch had a new set of front teeth
12. Bilbo Onslaught
13. dragon slayer with a sore foot
14. cream duckling
15. cake jog
16. underside of Big Manilow
17. Robin is a good name for a duck
18. sexual glint
19. pariah in the moon shuttle
20. Mars is a good city for a loser
21. sex worm and dead mouse
22. push a button into an ill-fitting pair of trousers
23. the candy store debacle of early 15th cent.
24. circa wave of the future
25. 1800 baggots


Paul Fish - Curry Bandit
1. The Silver Bitches
2. candy like an egg worm
3. the fleece market blues
4. shag lobotomy
5. shag leisure
6. a pocket of shag
7. dictionary fur
8. magazine hassle
9. meat-free ice cream meal
10. ozone-friendly witch
11. cardiff is a toothache
12. vegan witch
13. wizard in my romper room
14. Bombay Kids
15. witchhazel and small white men
16. small white men on a boat
17. drinking wine with the offal priest
18. Priscilla Presley library card
19. the junk telethon
20. Sadam Hussein mask on my parcel shelf
21. worry about worms when looking for birds
22. bird hunt 1980-1990
23. AIDS chef
24. the big fat wizard and the emaciated slug cotor
25. dinosaur colostomy
26. dictionary shite
27. weeping zombie
28. ginger maths
29. bear keeper news
30. dizzy gypsy


Speg Loss-Divider? Cross Filch Munt Speciment
1. wizard chimp
2. paws on the skinny lamb
3. the drug we ate before breakfast
4. where is Mexico City?
5. adult roster
6. kids and adults celebrate in Mexican town
7. ancient puzzle
8. astronaut click
9. puzzled zoo animal
10. puzzled zoo dweller

1. chickens on my website
2. France is a village
3. truckstop kitchen
4. igloo bonanza
5. broken tooth museum
6. We love glowsticks
7. possum in the snow drift
8. ace cowboy sex lounge
9. paraded with tommy boys
10. me and the tommy boy

1. rain bot
2. cuckoo plastic
3. village filth
4. meat hamper removal
5. glue smooth

1. PIG lie
2. glass worm sock replacement
3. hands on the fruit basket
4. the missing glove dilema
5. cakes on the spaceshoip











who wants a bite of the finger pipe salad pie?


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