1. fax machine turtles
2. turd-flower
3. embrace the milk manager
4. milk pepper - squid for breakfast
5. squid knuckle sandwiches
6. do-rag offal bag
7. slimier than a fish's winky
8. green Slade nightwatchman
9. is Blur deform kitten?
10. shy tongue theory
1. sleeping mint videos
2. mongoose on the moon
3. childish sidearms
4. pea on your stomach
5. turtle wing
6. tubs full of the daydreams of orphans
7. Kleenex for frog
8. panda bear imprints
9. cancer rifle
10. dirty laundry museum
1. midnight in Preston with the Wee Baby
2. Clifftop horror society
3. Ed Wood Curdled milk rave up
4. rave up at the sauce house
5. a bigger baby than youse
6. hospital rodeo
7. a makeshift Mexican dinner
8. first we salt the umbles, then we carefully photograph what remains of the lard
9. largesse in the freak circuit
10. these days we dance with Herzog s track
1. Loch Ness Dish Flowe
2. The Hunger Games VHS sitting doing not much of anything (on my tea shelf)
3. i carefully hunted the evil wolf whilst simutaneously checking my email(s)
4. pot plant Rasta tapes
5. Harmony Goblin - Korine Tapes
6. Harmony Korine made me a waffle sandwich and it tasted strongly of butter
7. the coffee cup was cracked so we smoked some herbs instead
8. taking the lips from the corpse and placing them in a specific holdall
9. i left your panties at the Lost Luggage at the Australian train station
10. missing lobotomy ledger found in my handbag
1. skinny girls floating easily to the moon
2. it takes approx. ten days to float off to the moon
3. the skinny humanoid had a poo then released it life-support system and floated back to the moon
4. we call the moon (Lunar) home, we call earth 'Charlie'
5. Des Lynam with a full beard
6. the helicopter had a painting of an aeroplane on it for some reason
7. hell copper, Richard Dawson
8. smoking ganja with the relief crew
9. clean up crew in my back garden
10. the curly wig was festooned with bo weavils
1. that peanut what that owl left on your doorstep
2. humanoid droppings on my Weetabix
3. pissed directly into an abandoned Um Bongo carton
4. Disney is a vessel of evil and cheese
5. curdled drinks
6. drug mongoose
7. petals dropped off the flower and landed on the Immaculate Cadaver
8. Max Cadaver and his Honest Pipers
9. the freezing Mexican
10. lies from a pot pipe
1. the chef will see you now, Gladys
2. Nintendo Ruin
3. Basic Instruction for a Fetus
4. creeping fetus
5. oblong distemper
6. maroon snooch
7. winter with the chicken pixies
8. lamb barrister
9. embarrassed by the lamb
10. hitch hiker with a floating paranoia duppy
1. moonfish diabetic
2. caustic remittance
3. pancakes in trouser pockets
4. t shirt pressure
5. anal grinder
6. mouseman prophecies
7. dogfish claw onion
8. smart phone backup piss
9. angry gorilla in situ
10. clawfish mummery of inaugral Bachelor
1. mummy dumplings
2. cardigan fish
3. bullion goose
4. i try to remove the batter before the fire starts burning out
5. whiff of corpse
6. shame on the onion monger
7. Bad Boys 3 on VHS
8. pancake or tart
9. Bimbo Bagshot and the Boys of Cardigan Bay
10. Cardigans on the fireplace
1. sauce meadow
2. helicopter chop house
3. pork insider
4. greased cobweb
5. greasy muppets
6. fat muppet fingers
7. mixed toe bags
8. pepper toes for Moon Child
9. small kids in the moon
10. planet observation pork pie
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