BOTTOM SQUASHAA / Grass Cassettes

 

BOTTOM SQUASHAA

A NEW POEM FOR SEPTEMBER - SUMMER IS ENDING HEY YOU GUYZ.

BOTTOM SQUASHAA

bottom squashaa milky fillets, put your thick fingers into a bread roll, keep your teeth in your mouth. isn't ham supposed to be pink? the bones wobble and the cash money slips between those meaty flanks. jewellery left wrapped around carcass, milky flints found in cambridgeshire mineshafts or somethin'. 

queen wobbly flesh, milk shylock of seventeeth arrindosements (sic).

another poem for september..

Flesh Walker

frozen flob, mean time has the power to elicit sparks of volomous intensity, carefully creased in three different variations, they slow up , their carcass shelved in pohotgenic foreground, the plaster cast reminiscent of recently deceased ceo. cold- licked tofu relegated to sub edit menu for lord.

is it possible for a penguin to wear a glove? A. er.. not really...what?

something in the ear. tell you keep  a caveman's shoe under your bed at all times

get a fragrant girlfriend to act shy when the tax inspector comez

THE CHRISTMAS POEM 2020 / JUXTAPOSED MEN 3 -

 

…as the christmas cake is peeled

The laughing face of a child

Steamed night before

Laughing and picking it’s snout

The Christmas wig has tipped into the addled face of a Spoon Dummy

A fragrant fart lingers in the lounge of our pettiness

Steamed goose and steamed men

Christmas crackup at lounge today

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JUXTAPOSED MEN 3 -

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a conversation with Willy Bon- Tongue

me: William, do ya like looking at photos of goblins in the early hours ?

Willy : what ? early- born goblins, shah?

me: what? no, shah be damned. adult yins

Willy: yis mate, ah reckon i like it very much shah

me: shah be god-damned.

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travels to the Wilberry Forest etc

on mah travels through da Wilburry Forest ah paused t' look at a rat

the rat cursed and winked at the sky

what is you winking at? the sky the sky!!

the sky has a hole and thru it goes many curious artefacts inc. spanish insects , sweating milk from their insectoid glands.  also, fish with nary a face amongst dem. also canned clouds!

did captain beefheart write that in the morning?

NEW PIRATES O' THE CARIBBEAN AND JUSTICE LEAGUE MOVIE POSTERS! OH YEAH

 

above - new Pirates of the Caribbean official (tm) poster

oh god!  on my recent trip to America i successfully obtained this exclusive new for 2022 poster for the exclusive offical new to 2022 Pirates of the Caribbean poster film.  this is incredibly exclusive . ye gods!!

ALSO!!!! - oh my lord!!!-

i also got my hands on this solid gold exclusive poster for the brand new new for 2022 film poster for exclusive JUSTICE LEAGUE film. oh gawd daddy-oh! hot buggery!

you won't see this shit anywhere else, man

also.... it's always good to look in skips when visiting Hollywood because you might find some exclusive shit which Hollywood execs have accidentally thrown away when chucking out their half-eaten baloney sarnies.  both of the above films will feature a whole host of new characters. and i have a piece of paper which some bigcat has written these names onto in pen.  the paper has a lot of olive oil and shit on it, so i have typed it out on my computer.  here is the list. oh my good god!!

NEW CHARACTERS IN PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN AND JUSTICE LEAGUE NEW FILMS (SEE POSTERS ABOVE)-

Jack Daddy (possibly to be played by Al pacino)

Percy Merson (possibly to be played by Joe Pesci)

Dick Blade (possibly to be played by Denzil washington)

Doug Bubble (possibly to be played by Harry Dean Stanton)

Roy Tangiers (possibly to be played by Harry Enfield*)

Alex Womad (possibly to be played by Ice Cube)

Charlton Brittle (possibly to be played by Wesley Snipes)

Gail Wingspan (possibly to be played by Roseanne Barr**)

Iris Pupil (possibly to be played by Patricia Routledge)

Gary Mango (possibly to be played by 'The Rock' from WWF)

**TBC

**not no more

a poem about Agnes Varda, the greatest..

Agnes you are still with us

In all seasons and weather

You are young or old

Smiling or frowning

Stroking a cat

Smoking a fag

Wide eyed and omniscient

Let us take a look

At ourselves!

lofthouse p1

New LPs for 2017-

1. Hatter's Gold / Cop Check by Philistines on the Sub Station

2. Hat's off to Mega-Corpse by God was a Goblin

3. Clear Skin by Double God

4. Oblong Sausage by Godlin

5. Kneecap Borrower by Slash Goblin

6. Drugs Spilled on the Floor by Casket Money

7. Fub the Wet Angel by Ghostly Porker

8. Rubber Drugs by Rubber Drugs (feat. Arnold Page III)

9. Nancy Hospital Zombie by A Career in Damage (feat. Pakistani Posey)

10. Glass Dominoes by Weak Indie Shite (feat. Santa Barbara Moniker II)

(R) STEF KETT

Stuart Gilbert with a massive fuck-off piece of Iberian Ham

Robert Marshall number 06 -2020

He feeding tiger bread to the cemetery sparrows

He driving Punto thru Hardwick Narrows

Robot tennis shoes cuckoo boots

He buys cough candy from Boots the chemist

Used cough spray to clean his windaz

Paul gives five finger salute

And plays with orange pet sweet root

Gary is trickling goo down his chin

Like a monkey with a salacious grin

Panda car has crashed down Norfolk St

Robert walks with no shoes bare feet

Get to wimpy Bar have a good snack

Look out the winda at this and dat

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Robert Marshall number 7 - 2020

Robert said 'i had a fag in the barn when no one wuz lookin'

he got his mum to do all his cookin'

Wimpy Bar was shut by 3.30pm

he got his mum to cook his tea again

Robert sneaked out the kitchen to smoke some gear

as he was puffin' a youngster walked by and cocked his ear

'what is that geezer muttering about'

gawn feck off or yall git a clout

'a clout a clout what that all about?'

a smack in the coupon, now why dunt ya just troop on

a fag 'round the back, no one will notice

i'll do the fekkin washing up soon as i smoked dis

mother does the cooking Robert washes up

Robert puts fag out in an  old Inland Revenue cup

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JH.P 2 (2022)-

Unbrushed washed shag

Fixing supper with gay abandon

Slugs coming up through the carpet

Shampoo dogs and soft pattern web

Umbilical chords rotting in the shed

Small blisters appear in the ceiling

Cobwebs are full of sparkling eggs

Mildew claw, and shampoo drips from toddler

Pancake batter and shampoo all mixed together

---biking

On the wetbeak flatlands

Riding my bike

So fast vroom

Double checker on board the clouds

Fat fisted

Homogenised boots

Riding my bike

Over dumpflaps

And under brindling suns

We go…

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bryn probert 01 (05 july 2021)

Boy is casual, fainting treasure box , sealed to the world

Roman gods stare down at him from the heavenly abode

Young yet ageing

No grasp of evil

Pecadiloes are numerous

Reverse psychology in the meeting hall

Oval tidy eyework

Bent stream of conciousness

Evergreen teeth are actually result of sophisticated dentistry

Raps to ‘imself in morning corner

Today I’m gonna BE BRILLIANT

 

happ-e xmas / an xmas poem written by a very festive young goat-herder

 

greased wheels w/ onion kerosene

baggies of dirty cashmoney desolve slowly in acid bath

from calumney pocket devoid of sensation

erotically shielded in eye-pocket gas chamber

so this is xmas

a terrapin lightly salted is all ye get this year

horrific gods  have been gently let-down

into steam-filled bunion baths

and onion soup w/ X400

sludge-removing chemicals

a half-wind

as nanny smelts her boils once more time

for xmas! hooray!!!

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POEM APRIL 2021

Muffled behind cloud

Dragged into pieces

Before chloroform picture

Miffy put you in trance

Beware of caged eyes

A dragon cocks his eye

Brindled Schwarzenegger

Forlorn kisses in dark alley

poems for 2021 2

 

UNITILED

Tempered crumpet dials and measured in real-time handjive

Fustian straps calibrate as drizzle descends

Laughing into sleeves

Weeping into buttered curlcoms

Dossing off as tosser clerk folds his inspection limpets

The crass see-saw filching of prev.

Inspection racket is burnt into timbered eyes

As grass is chewed in far-off colony

Stroppy cats and plagued by offending treasury cow

UNITITLED

As Jack Slazenger drops to his wheels

Of bone dust we riddle the edifice

Of the drag-chamber underside

Tunnels of cheese whistle and blend with cream

Butter drips salt fashion

In a medley of pingous melting matters

derty fangle musiac

Of frayed string in mouse-hole corner

Butchered tethers, gradually skinning refusing blistering corn shield

In franked disused muddle

Lofthouse repaired from sketchbook

Smurf patterns gradually emerge amongst glowing debri

Forged bullgro insidious hatching devils

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Of fish battered and fried in oil

Braved the storms with carefree galloping gait

rival pigeons  are groaning at lack of weight in crow’s bones

fossils are revealed as the wash descends

back into primeval cupboard

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And so magnetic wheels

Are freed from their once rightful place

And Siamese twins are detached

Wet cloth pamphlets

From bygone times

When sun did shine

For weeks on end

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And bird scrapers beak action

Radio static grazes the airwaves

Combustion chamber echo dogs

Lark streaks R4

Vegetable turtle bubble

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caramel horse

popinjay fudge

echo chamber

breaks standfish

night howl

encumbered by rot and grayfish

robert robot mid 2020

Robert Robot

Selfish rubber boots wearing thin

A small fragment of glass lodges above upper lip

Glimpses of moustache

Poked a hole

The cruets are dipped in low fat salad dressing

Holes dug out

And refilled

Timeless manoeuvre

And catching spilt oil with a dishcloth

Removed salt from diner table

Cramps up and gobs up breakfast

Salt and licking plaster

poems for 2021

..here are some poems we found rammed between some Thomas the Tank Engine film reels...

UNTITLED

Scundered filsh into webchats

A psychonaut carrier dragged to the bottom of the ocean

With clay headache dances into web cotton panedrome

‘who will be my lover’ a remembered whistle into bovid dayscheme

Frantically tugging a chain, a gift from a mime in factory town

Semantics copied out into chug-boat

Drawing vulture copy into paper chap book

‘everyone needs a reason to rise in the morning’ chugs  Tommy

Chuggin milk drinks from the calcium bestiary

 

UNITTLED

As sundry ballings taped off the telly

Are romantically chewed between lovely teeth

Little bobby whiplets

Came creamy from the underside of a value cow

Shletered in masses

The volvo grove peeks out

Between blistered cheeks

And hiccups like a stewed toddler

UNITITLED

Once taped and replayed

Everywhere seems to be squashed

Into the mind of a quilt

A talky ghost whispers in your face

A faint odour of sham meats

Gustily partaking of roughsex

Positioned equally between trunket and bust

Scotch-tape renders the cracks invisible

by the way - if you are writing real poems and you say to yerself ' these poems here do not follow the ascribed laws of poetry and are thus rendered futile , sham and dreadful' - i cannot argue with this asertion. fuck it