Thursday, 17 April 2025

Paobve Zodo

 

1. fax machine turtles
2. turd-flower
3. embrace the milk manager
4. milk pepper - squid for breakfast
5. squid knuckle sandwiches
6. do-rag offal bag
7. slimier than a fish's winky
8. green Slade nightwatchman
9. is Blur deform kitten?
10. shy tongue theory

1. sleeping mint videos
2. mongoose on the moon
3. childish sidearms
4. pea on your stomach
5. turtle wing
6. tubs full of the daydreams of orphans
7. Kleenex for frog
8. panda bear imprints
9. cancer rifle
10. dirty laundry museum




1. midnight in Preston with the Wee Baby
2. Clifftop horror society
3. Ed Wood Curdled milk rave up
4. rave up at the sauce house
5. a bigger baby than youse
6. hospital rodeo
7. a makeshift Mexican dinner
8. first we salt the umbles, then we carefully photograph what remains of the lard
9. largesse in the freak circuit
10. these days we dance with Herzog s track

1. Loch Ness Dish Flowe
2. The Hunger Games VHS sitting doing not much of anything (on my tea shelf)
3. i carefully hunted the evil wolf whilst simutaneously checking my email(s)
4. pot plant Rasta tapes
5. Harmony Goblin - Korine Tapes
6. Harmony Korine made me a waffle sandwich and it tasted strongly of butter
7. the coffee cup was cracked so we smoked some herbs instead
8. taking the lips from the corpse and placing them in a specific holdall
9. i left your panties at the Lost Luggage at the Australian train station
10. missing lobotomy ledger found in my handbag




1. skinny girls floating easily to the moon
2. it takes approx. ten days to float off to the moon
3. the skinny humanoid had a poo then released it life-support system and floated back to the moon
4. we call the moon (Lunar) home, we call earth 'Charlie'
5. Des Lynam with a full beard
6. the helicopter had a painting of an aeroplane on it for some reason
7. hell copper, Richard Dawson
8. smoking ganja with the relief crew
9. clean up crew in my back garden
10. the curly wig was festooned with bo weavils

1. that peanut what that owl left on your doorstep
2. humanoid droppings on my Weetabix
3. pissed directly into an abandoned Um Bongo carton
4. Disney is a vessel of evil and cheese
5. curdled drinks
6. drug mongoose
7. petals dropped off the flower and landed on the Immaculate Cadaver
8. Max Cadaver and his Honest Pipers
9. the freezing Mexican
10. lies from a pot pipe



1. the chef will see you now, Gladys
2. Nintendo Ruin
3. Basic Instruction for a Fetus
4. creeping fetus
5. oblong distemper
6. maroon snooch
7. winter with the chicken pixies
8. lamb barrister
9. embarrassed by the lamb
10. hitch hiker with a floating paranoia duppy



1. moonfish diabetic
2. caustic remittance
3. pancakes in trouser pockets
4. t shirt pressure
5. anal grinder
6. mouseman prophecies
7. dogfish claw onion
8. smart phone backup piss
9. angry gorilla in situ
10. clawfish mummery of inaugral Bachelor








1. mummy dumplings
2. cardigan fish
3. bullion goose
4. i try to remove the batter before the fire starts burning out
5. whiff of corpse
6. shame on the onion monger
7. Bad Boys 3 on VHS
8. pancake or tart
9. Bimbo Bagshot and the Boys of Cardigan Bay
10. Cardigans on the fireplace




1. sauce meadow
2. helicopter chop house
3. pork insider
4. greased cobweb
5. greasy muppets
6. fat muppet fingers
7. mixed toe bags
8. pepper toes for Moon Child
9. small kids in the moon
10. planet observation pork pie



Thursday, 10 April 2025

Brief Pause for a Biblical Recital / Wolf Eyes CDR under the mattress

 

1. spending time with Christ
2. Montgomery Buttons
3. the Derby Filch
4. bean treat
5. drugged up on xmas day
6. i am a good sheep driver
7. cloud on the front lawn
8. bits of the web scattered about for all eyes to see
9. tortoise drop
10. turtle pullover
11. crisp magazine flower
12. burp tester
13. fire drinker
14. urine in your tea cup
15. the wonky travel agent
16, mustard curtains are nice
17. mustard hangover
18. european werrwolf
19. euro burp
20. sad end to the android (cornflower drugs)





1. Japanese Meat Orchestra
2. Waffle Assoc.
3. sock and glove partnership
4. holding hands with a waif babe
5. wooden tortoise came to stay (for a while)
6. days spent scratching toes and rubbing lotion into sore palms
7. the tree which i climbed as an ageing child
8. childhood blister collection
9. we are tall and we collect fruit
10. Gary Glow Inside Treehouse  - zero chance




1. polecat tax
2. abstract worm remover
3. the Illegal Kleenex
4. Dusseldorf kiddies
5. orange beano
6. lemonade for Richard
7. tax the bag man
8. rabbit fascia
9. ordnance rave up
10. Aardman Animation VHS in my ruck sack

1. peppermint hoss
2. MP3 walnut
3. jobless monk
4. job hunt in far off town
5. galaxy smith
6. sperm flower
7. sunshine priest meet ice witch
8. crazed lepricorn
9. peppermint offal
10. warlord whiplash
11. peppermint juvenile
12. smash poser
13. drunk with the pickaxe
14. clan memorial ledger
15. bird flower imprint
16. converted chimp
17. Kleenex fart
18. farting tulips
19. fart into passage 
20. streets in the clouds




1. sick race
2. Kleenex offal
3. tourist in the muck house
4. swamp tooth
5. puss in shoes
6. roll wagon fish summer
7. poptart leese
8. the butter lesion
9. diary birthright
10. flax happy seal klub




1 derby hat left on back seat of bus
2. the dead fingernails on a zebra cadaver
3. Igor and Max shelling peas in 1999
4. felt tip sniffer
5. glass eye famous magazine star
6. foxglove of the future
7. Bach ache sniffer
8. Bach Ache
9. pencil lid candy child
10. Nirvana tapes in the attic, covered in a friable substance

1. VHS removal - Karate Kid wiped out
2. snogging the android on tuesday afternoon
3. the cold mongoose collective
4. Karate finger nail
5. smash mash - bubble burster
6. igloo mash
7. mashed potato psychology
8. rubber wet stone
9. big pink rubber mongoose
10. my rubber baby

1. my rubber boyfriend
2. my boyfriend looks like a mongoose
3. Gef is a honey..
4. Facebook bastards in my virtual home
5. home from the space station (with a bag full of mutton chops)
6. mutton cutlets getting  / on my dash board
7. footage of the Owl Priest on my Dash Cam
8. i used the internet to find you, my darling bridge
9. glass helicopters 
10. plastic helicopters are not good




1. spider goblin
2. the egg in the night sky
3. cloud-egg in nightcap sky
4. i favour smaller species
5. buttered eggs for Mogwai
6. Slippery dope
7. monkey on foot
8. disturbance on the front lawn
9. Nanny Gilbert and the egg pastiche
10. the florid heckler
1 mustard eyelid
2 mustard pocket
3 cow pocket
4 mustard eye pocket
5. mustard curd
6. curtain ghost
7. beware the hot goose
8. chubby mustard
9. burping android
10. turtle spastic





1. turd pocket
2. turd packet
3. sperm for the dolly
4. monkey in the abbatoir 
5. sniffing the fix feet
6. Scarfo Plasticity
7. Drumbo chronology
8. whipping pesto
9. drugged picnic
10. a cake for the Aussie Goblin



Thursday, 3 April 2025

Tea Towel Priests / Grog Prophets

 

1. my girlfriend and the otter
2. the claws scraped off some of the outer layer (fictional puppy)
3. bland cat
4. blind scarecrow
5. lobster and otter - pilgrim of the week
6. candy gum sex theory
7. witch in the dungeon
8. Elvis Presley wood carving society
9. i love my short dick man
10. the Elvis Weather Station is Unknown


1. double owl
2. jazz priestess
3. grief kitten -marshall shabazz
4. glue topography - jazz calendar
5. french fancies and igloo cramps
6. igloo cramp
7. my glue is on your bottom
8. kids will be freaks
9. run until you kiss the floot
10. my big green toe

1. mole oil
2. Cheetah photos are blurry
3. California is a ghost town?
4. Jim Carrey pressure cooker test
5. show tune oil
6. dark place resistor
7. crap shooter policy
8. the police force are crippled in District 9
9. crippled pancakes
10. truffles on my doorstep






1. until your knee cap goes
2. the glass child
3. gravy, faggots, and Opal Limes (yum)
4. the Yummy Scum
5. the Felt Tip Hoggers
6. my tip is felt, come to see me some time
7. i glued your eyelids, what the heck
8. a muddle in the fruit club
9. fruit markup now
10. Thurston Moore is slipping candy inbetween my toes - oh rock and roll
we are the Gas Rabbits
we are the Glass Rabbits
gloves off, hard hat on
soft hate (peppered fish)
mustard glass hangover

1. fluid unit
2. liquid pepper
3. cry-baby supplex in the city

1. my god that is a sexy dinosaur
2. the 501 - catchment area pudding poke
3. the nancy and the truck driver
4. splug is a type of sea orchid?
5. Jake Auker and the mental psychical apparition
6. dog trophy and wish list
7. cake manure
8. manure hankie
9. hamlet oddysssey rot toe cobbler
10. rotten toe
11. fluency ledger





1. duppy between my toes
2. have you listened to a Guided By Voices tape whilst driving to your favourite dental surgeon?
3. my goose is in the hot rooms
4. a bag of candy and a fruit handover ceremony is just the thing
5. hash blow job
6. cocaine blockage
7. your gummy cocaine teeth
8. your gummy heroin face
9. your insidious bus driver's smile
10. a bus driver's yellowing teeth


1. fairy dust teeth
2. grog prophets and magazine article readers brought together over cafe au lait
3. some such shit in the attic
4. attic bonus perfumed bones
5. bones dipped in hot perfume
6. french dip
7. french drip and apple sauce kingdom
8. klinker diet
9. prison diet fashion
10 fashion killer






1. Grog museum
2. toenail on priests
3. cuff link society
4. Facebook slob
5. the troll behind the sofa
6. Kleenex collective
7. igloo soup
8. Bros were good
9. fax machine worship
10. fax machine in the Antartic

1. Budokan farm hand
2.ogre suplex
3. crazy like a drowned rat
4. my husband the bath panel
5. bath panelist

1. Todd Lee walks from the end of Station Master's House Road to Dental Hygiene Ave. and then does a bum burp
2. shar-edge on a soft piece of mutton

1. Mouse Egg and the People's Choice
2. Crawling Potatoe
3. Mashed Egg Awards
4 Friable egg in my sock drawer
5. Clive of the wooden Eggs
6. Him of the Latent Bus Passes
7. the gum shield fiasco
8. ain't God great?
9. pussy in the wilderness
10. cat lost on the tram tracks