Goodiepal (MUSHROOM SOAP)

Pruttipal

Gowa Copa (Moonboy Del Boy Collective)

or Airfix Grand Prix Mini Proxi Maxi Fix)

Dixon Ampersand

frogwater sand-ditch sandwitch

purple dentist appointment, candy arms filler with crocodilla rump bastard, heinous frog wopple hog switch-over valve cuddled sinner smile of grass stinker

eroticity?

is this Felix Cubin

what is horse bread?

Chuck and Dano

(white horse manure). fields of  Ephraim

Gussett Flower Card 1

Holy Tooth

Snflehi

Siflcube 0

Harry Travolta and Bis Ocki

we smoke shite

house pickle

sandman 2002

1. booking a slot in the dump dungeon

2. dungeon-dwelling accountants and their pasty countenances

3. weird echo

4. fart portal

5. cuckoo egg soup

6. duckling in the transport cafe

7. smoking fags in the Eagle Hall

8. Eagle Hall breast breakfast

9. chicken breast breakfast

10. eating chicken breasts for an early breakfast

so Jim you think it's time to, like, get fuckin' crazy man? 'well gee i dunno Yamo, salt and pepper clips roundhouse kicks funky vinegar Stew what?'

1. cucumber towel

2. small sausage (such as a Pepproni) wrapped in a thick fluffy towel so that the grease does not drip on to the linoleum flooring

3. small towel with a baby otter wrapped up in it

4. picnic otter

5. picnicking with the Otter Family (who are actually otters)

6. going to a concert in Cambridge with the girl who used to play Lizzy in 'Horror Species of the Disinformed Accountants'

7. the sponge cuckoo

8. sex fur goblet

9. i peeled back the clouds to reveal the face of Sex Jesus

10. Sex Christ and the Missing Implants

1. Clart Pork Drug

2. check chat status (pork-free sausages)

3. corporate sausage directives

4. yellow spool

5. dirty lineage clinic

6. pervert flower peacock clock

7. pervert in my laundry room

8. spectre of an Offal Priest

9. Sex Drug Pork Roll

10. sex and drugs and pork rolls

1. tried and tested (ache shoal)

2. shaker salt bastard turnip

3. the who wha?

4. dusty blind orphan

5. crazy spearmint baby

6. Ornamental nose job

7. peas in the abbatoir

8. Congolese nose jobs

9. Butcher's hand relief

10. storm pot tea chest

11. chesty zebra

12. storm cloud curtain

13. buzzing android

14. erect diction

15. buzzword lobotomy

16. pudding style

17. kinky Mormon

18. zebra square sports

19. scarecrow's moustache

20. indirect valve porno

21. kittens on the video

22. sex tape lobotomy

23. pessimistic wallflower

24. Dandy Or Beano?

25. carriage bugs