above - new Pirates of the Caribbean official (tm) poster
oh god! on my recent trip to America i successfully obtained this exclusive new for 2022 poster for the exclusive offical new to 2022 Pirates of the Caribbean poster film. this is incredibly exclusive . ye gods!!
ALSO!!!! - oh my lord!!!-
i also got my hands on this solid gold exclusive poster for the brand new new for 2022 film poster for exclusive JUSTICE LEAGUE film. oh gawd daddy-oh! hot buggery!
you won't see this shit anywhere else, man
also.... it's always good to look in skips when visiting Hollywood because you might find some exclusive shit which Hollywood execs have accidentally thrown away when chucking out their half-eaten baloney sarnies. both of the above films will feature a whole host of new characters. and i have a piece of paper which some bigcat has written these names onto in pen. the paper has a lot of olive oil and shit on it, so i have typed it out on my computer. here is the list. oh my good god!!
NEW CHARACTERS IN PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN AND JUSTICE LEAGUE NEW FILMS (SEE POSTERS ABOVE)-
Jack Daddy (possibly to be played by Al pacino)
Percy Merson (possibly to be played by Joe Pesci)
Dick Blade (possibly to be played by Denzil washington)
Doug Bubble (possibly to be played by Harry Dean Stanton)
Roy Tangiers (possibly to be played by Harry Enfield*)
Alex Womad (possibly to be played by Ice Cube)
Charlton Brittle (possibly to be played by Wesley Snipes)
Gail Wingspan (possibly to be played by Roseanne Barr**)
Iris Pupil (possibly to be played by Patricia Routledge)
Gary Mango (possibly to be played by 'The Rock' from WWF)
**TBC
**not no more
a poem about Agnes Varda, the greatest..
Agnes you are still with us
In all seasons and weather
You are young or old
Smiling or frowning
Stroking a cat
Smoking a fag
Wide eyed and omniscient
Let us take a look
At ourselves!
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