Charley R-1 (Whiskyflower)

 

meanwhile on Screwtop Hill

er.. we got goats coming out a tha mountain top, carrying what appear to be radiators from an old jumble site over dere, some tings i been meaning to pick up lately, old car fan belts an' shit and maybe some graphic paper for to do my sums on ya diggit?

i jus' witnessed my old school teacher talking some to Darren A. Pol

 the card reader, the auto salesman, the pastry chef, the mesmeriser, the flcoking wolfteaser.

carrots pie, loose whiplash. can you see poison pen paper, graphics are all mixed up at the bottom of the acid ocean

Inside and Around London (Londonium) U.K.

 

King's Cross Londonium U.K.

have you ever seen a muppet with all sort of green liquid seeping out of one of its portals?

1. apple priest

2. apple wolf

3. snake hiding in a butcher's backdrop

4. the sinking Flintstone

5. Mamma Percy and the Cloud Thinkerz

6. childish bandit

7. VHS curdled late 90s

8. traffic cop on VHS

9. Poems written in brown liquor

10. drinking green liquor on the way to the religious ceremony

11. the drifting cowboy met harmless bandit

12. nice snake sitting inside a tiny cloud - on the floor

13. new punk bands with names like 'On The Floor Kids'

14. granny in the floor

15. the bubble-helicopter sing song patch

16. nicotine screwball 

17. bashed with a soft roll

18. walking home from xmas

19. dinosour Chabati

20. milk eyebrows

21. tight reasons

22. the delightful killers

23. android sponge (market)

24. crispy when replensihed

25. friable goods in cowboy hole

26. terrorist software

27. sunshine moon

28. peanut clause

29. giraffe traffic

30. heehaw dummy

1. Bobby Hush

2. righteous ten pole men

3. fish fanciers

4. weekend piss

5. chump on the landline

6. go to London - ace pigeon

7. senior moustache

8. flicked on the arsehole

9. pig with a ringpiece

10. pig's ringpiece

Madder Lips on Pig / The Johnny Puppets

 

                                    Jazz Rose, puddle stud on draught - hanger clasp hand relief. Rose West Westerm                                        Truffle Red Drab . Crowland Minx

Skimmed off 

Crimina Duck. Flash Puddin. we movie Big Toad Skin 

in this Purple Madder Rain Offal New Big Prinz

CRUSTY BUNG

welcome to the Spigot

Brother Beyond were a 'spasm band'

the jobless crow

reach around for Mother Goose

sex trawler

some good splinters for a shaft idea..

Grog Mongul

Heavy Gravy

moose lunatic

the wizard's partition

slapstick sleep

country fossil

fossilised countryman

dickhead with a pot of gravy and no gloves

oven shafter

cream specimen

dickheads in Spurs

the frozen kidney stone

Happy Easter Pie Shaft (Troubled Gods)

 

Happy Easter

from

Pablo the Baby

Reynold Jonathon Blair III

Carter Homesick

Puffy Whinestock

Crabapple Smith

Dan Duck Sausage

Kid Wimpole

Barry Cream

Jackie Thumbprint

The Humanized Robot

happy easter from

Ted Pahaca

Grim Buffalo

Johnny Combine

Cliff Woodstyle

Winston Cambelt

Judd Krazy

Pliny Wetstocking

Evil Joe Handshake

Creamy Peters

Debbie Cagefight

cockleshale much pocket (lunch pocket) . human use

Gimbo Industrties

1-10...

1. Did Charles Hawrtree was a Liar?

2. Gizzard Relics on the Footstool

3. Gambo Sunn

4. Sunrise was a hollow hoax

5. Bubba Carfax / Tree Ceefax

6. Gas Wincer

7. Terry was a pig natch cream bullet

8. relatively new penis

9. the visage i could not tolerate - B53 2010 Herts

10. cauliflower colony

have you ever been inside a Gooloo Chamber, Ian?

1. Powdered footballs

2. KIss the ankle of resting nun

3. KIss Destroyer was an LP i could chew on all nite

4 butetr beans are alcoholic

5. do you eat stew? if not, why not?

Gweelo Jesstika and Florence

1. Gum boil shaved carcass

2. we go to Africa on our own

3. the jealous husband of a dead clown

Fogtrot House

1. missing clown

2. Clowm worm dandelion buttock

3. Sinister dandy at Heartfield

4. I looked Clarence in the beady eye, he fell off his bar stool and commenced frothing at the gob

5. a Giles Clause?

6. do you have a window to the womb?

7. plantation addict

8. bisucit crumds on the moon

9. biscuit crumbs on the moon

10. a tiger implant- no joy kettle drum (Iggy Pop has a rancid pet dog)

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God's Snake Fingers part 1..

1. Salad Blanket

2. Salad Greaves

3. Peppered Lung

4. a twist from the inside - cabbage rocket parsley nosejob

5. a finished twot

6. finishing the leftovers at Christmas Warzone

7. Christian ambulation

8. ozzy in the field

9. Australian die merchant w/ peacenick

10. i trouble the gods, faggots and gravy!

Ping Blooto

1. Pink Bluto

2. Orange Caffrey

3. Blue Apple Blood Orange Tin Pit

4 Crag and Dorfmeister

5 holy rennet

6 unusual reunion 1

7 common troll

8 onion snoop

9 daddy frock-coat

10 careful with that silk worm Michael

AUTO EXPLANATORY

cusisine i couldn't eat-

fudge sausage

partitioned egg spliff

creamy pork shoulder with double olives

dubplate chemistry apple

shoes inside a box of kidney beans

frozen gaul bladder soup

1. the bubble car park of our dreams

2. dreams inside the kennels

3. the sexual dreams of Clive Bowl

4. climax serial no.

5. toe rage nut job

6. sex with cowboys

7. milk fruit nut job

8. milk caravan

9. holy toe nut blow job

10. holy fringe (nut blow job)

1. the caramel nut toe job

2. these days happy crown take my place

3. fruit solider

4. hand solider

5. Billy Nut and Cob Grahams

6. sweepstake goose

7. swamp species came 2 stay

8. onion relief society

9. a fraction of the smell

10. smell of oil coming from your orifice

1. Pepper Eeel (Congo Biscuits)

2. Mustard Kid

3. Marzipan Child

4. linked up my girlfriend to the net in Chinese Year Zero

5. hugging the internet dwarf

6. internet connection in 1988

7. connecting to the web in/on faraway island

8. Eritea internet connection

9. EU countries make the best pizza bread

10. EU hand dwarf

Goodiepal (MUSHROOM SOAP)

Pruttipal

Gowa Copa (Moonboy Del Boy Collective)

or Airfix Grand Prix Mini Proxi Maxi Fix)

Dixon Ampersand

frogwater sand-ditch sandwitch

purple dentist appointment, candy arms filler with crocodilla rump bastard, heinous frog wopple hog switch-over valve cuddled sinner smile of grass stinker

eroticity?

is this Felix Cubin

what is horse bread?

Chuck and Dano

(white horse manure). fields of  Ephraim

Gussett Flower Card 1

Holy Tooth

Snflehi

Siflcube 0

Harry Travolta and Bis Ocki

we smoke shite

house pickle

sandman 2002

1. booking a slot in the dump dungeon

2. dungeon-dwelling accountants and their pasty countenances

3. weird echo

4. fart portal

5. cuckoo egg soup

6. duckling in the transport cafe

7. smoking fags in the Eagle Hall

8. Eagle Hall breast breakfast

9. chicken breast breakfast

10. eating chicken breasts for an early breakfast

so Jim you think it's time to, like, get fuckin' crazy man? 'well gee i dunno Yamo, salt and pepper clips roundhouse kicks funky vinegar Stew what?'

1. cucumber towel

2. small sausage (such as a Pepproni) wrapped in a thick fluffy towel so that the grease does not drip on to the linoleum flooring

3. small towel with a baby otter wrapped up in it

4. picnic otter

5. picnicking with the Otter Family (who are actually otters)

6. going to a concert in Cambridge with the girl who used to play Lizzy in 'Horror Species of the Disinformed Accountants'

7. the sponge cuckoo

8. sex fur goblet

9. i peeled back the clouds to reveal the face of Sex Jesus

10. Sex Christ and the Missing Implants

1. Clart Pork Drug

2. check chat status (pork-free sausages)

3. corporate sausage directives

4. yellow spool

5. dirty lineage clinic

6. pervert flower peacock clock

7. pervert in my laundry room

8. spectre of an Offal Priest

9. Sex Drug Pork Roll

10. sex and drugs and pork rolls

1. tried and tested (ache shoal)

2. shaker salt bastard turnip

3. the who wha?

4. dusty blind orphan

5. crazy spearmint baby

6. Ornamental nose job

7. peas in the abbatoir

8. Congolese nose jobs

9. Butcher's hand relief

10. storm pot tea chest

11. chesty zebra

12. storm cloud curtain

13. buzzing android

14. erect diction

15. buzzword lobotomy

16. pudding style

17. kinky Mormon

18. zebra square sports

19. scarecrow's moustache

20. indirect valve porno

21. kittens on the video

22. sex tape lobotomy

23. pessimistic wallflower

24. Dandy Or Beano?

25. carriage bugs