Cocaine Amiga
Heroin Sega
Trevor Amiga
Amstrad Carnage Machine
Commodore Smack
Sega Crack Addict
smash machine psychology
pessimistic Santa
hard nose job
fox in the attic
pig shampoo
cloud shame
piss egg
new school all chewers welcome
Father Christmas is a ghost
a shameful cloud hovers over Donald Trump
new forgotten Dalek Pisser
Donald Trump fistfull of leper meat
wood computer
evil spirits floating amongst the scum on the surface of a local pond / canal
lips smacked bum whacked (are these R.E.M. lyrics?)
the purple rose of back-street canal
sat on a toadstool dreaming of fantastic occurences (in Aldershot)
the police dog was trying, in vain, to piss into a copper's helmet
the sag sack visitation exploitation racket
Australian cream pies
bullet wounds on an opera starlet
peach finger for Bruce Pareto
when you open the curtains a small perfumed otter slowly creeps out
purple legs on a small effigy of Prince
Bubble Top Shine List 2026-
1. Emmerdale Faggot Swap Shop
2. Christ and his many faces of mystery
3. twisted prince
4. double tapes for otter
5 cluedo wrangler
6 slipped tit
7. Prince was a Cluedo Master
8 Egg over Sega
9 Nintendo Gimgrack
10. Pulp Fiction was a rip-off of 'Over the Water with the Prince'
11. Flagstaff dickhead
12. loving you is so easy - it's like leading a blind child over a cliff edge
13. is 'i used to be bent' an Adult Kid lyric?
14. adult lemon pie
caramel nuns
pecan toe pie interview
powdered Boston
exotic goldmines for Charlie Farr
the peg toe tooth pony sand liver waltz
my childhood airport library
a vegan on the train home
perfumed diocese
damp rubber wimp
rubber gimp suit in my stocking
pimp butternut cupid fax machine
a fax machine for a mouse
the proper way to breathe on a porn shop window
the festering imp
a packet of ash was casually emptied on to a vicar's prick
high on shite
two babies entwined forever in the minds and hearts of goblin quest collective
Goblin Feast at Hattie's Lounge
wooden pencil of course
we popped the CD into the player and prepared for 62 minutes of some of the finest country acid known to mankind
purple hearts make us groove into the dark night
a CD filled with some of the shittest pop dance commercial pop i have heard since grade school
Master of Pupai
Tin Drum was a good album for drugged-up cat
beef homo
puppy in my army surplus store
the finger was pointing to a bread shop which had been shut for over 10 weeks
SENSITIVE clown with piss all running down his knees
some ghost wear gloves need to wear
Little Emma Brace for Gobs
opera dollar
