The Way We Were (Shit Pickle)

 

1 Chippendale Horror Fantasy

2. Black Beano

3. Caramel Landslide

4. the duck between my feet

5. pub-rock cassette wiper

6. flann addict -strangler's  custard

7. Whipsnake of Aldershot

8 knob shopper

9. killer of clouds

10 angry bustard

1. ergh.. from a box of eggs?

2. scratch souvenir

3. Moses obligation

4. Cranked neck-job (particle stew)

5. Steward Botch Weekend Pass

6. Dirty Greens

7. Swab Onions

8. The Cream was Taken with out Permission from the Mutants

9. Mutant Day Out

10. Flabby Baby

11. The Way we look after taking the last of the narcotics

12. scheme from god's vade mecum

13. trailmix for Wes Craven

14. Johnny's weird egg cache

15. district 9 poster craze students

1. spud egg

2. chinese Franklyn

3. double egg and novice rejection

4. clouds over Davenport - grilled eggs and cheeses

1. PUPPY EGG

2. Bob Cobbing disco shoe

3. advanced god

4. knuckle grinder (egg cup fossil)

5. the sperm brick

6. igloo full of eggs

7. caramel burp

8. disco trolly

9. field mouse society

10. the deranged cowboy

1. THINK of a triangle and software full of holes

2. transformed banana

3. the eel slipped from the greasy palm of the sailor

4. the twisted sculpture housing

5. beneath the eyelid

6. a history of sketchy men

7. saddled with anoraks

8. anorak musuem

9. cardigan on ebay

10. monk fallacy

11. the perturbed weirdo annexe

12. sitting on a mushroom stool in 1980s VH Frnc

13. storm cloud hangover

14. penis relief tech

15. cardigan in my mudpit

16. my boots are hungry for stomp

17. indie cassette in the graveyard

18. here are my flags, here are my small teacups

19. want to see a war baby (no commars)

20. sleepy toenail

21. ham grief

22. fantastic myths of late 80s europe

23. hangman twist

1. HOT OTTER

2. apple weed

3. minks or stoats?

4. milk monkey

5. Bobblin Otter connector

6. sheep greetings

7. molested goblin

8. nuclear fag

9. prism dancer

10. Creole onions

1. MUD FLATS over Ghosty Hill

2. prang psychology

3. oboe ghost

4. pills inside the egg

5. eggy wizard

6. the freerange snooker hall society remainders

7. clubhouse smoke stack

8. sinister edge (tooth grinder museum)

9 Andy Heck Boyd plantation psychotherapy

10. cliff over edge

1 charity shop corrective tissue hunt

1. supper dungeon

2. the cloak what my victim wore

3. red shoe prison diary

4. clicking zombie

5. a ghost what farts

6. bark and golem snot connective tissues

7. the third arm

8. boogie offal collective

9. snare drum of peace

10. tanks in the mudbath

1. Pierre Lobster

2. Crab Trash

3. oblong ox - oblong box

4. SHADOW pimp

5. slider monkey (rob cage burnt finger nail)

6. the hectic bruiser

7. crabapple money

8. Holistic memory box

9. space shuttle biscuits - eating space biscuits with the Molly Boys

10. Moist Boys cassette tape find

1. Sissy Egg

2. Love machine foxhole glove bent pan connector

3. ministry of bent fox feet

4. abandoned gloves charter

5. pussy eggs

6. Spacek Cluedo

7. wandering lament

8. starship egg cup mint Aero

9. Rossendale Chapter

10. Cluedo wormhole

11. Matrix stubble (the Fugs)

12. Clearspot Bandit hospital

1. stare down the sissy

2. pork roll functionality

3. tasty bingo hall sausage rolls

4. the bungling man in suit

5. pepper Bungle

6. Domino Fish

7. haddock see me

8. see me with whisky in back yard of Otter Chamber

9. fossil in the canary house

10. spaceships hovering over derelict building site

1 oriental piss

2 vinegar web

3 shut your math

4. the bigamy clout

5 cardboard thief

6. big sexy goblin

7. big sexy gob...!

8. fearsome teeth on the ornamental otter

9. baggage handler goes for homosexual puppy

10 class act in newest circus in town

Charlie Cod - Toenail Clippings Archive 2026 / me and the Turtle Babe

 

1. Butter Bird

2. Charlie for the Bird

3. youngborn offal

4. switchover Shaman

5. the draught huckleberry porn reminder

6. the king was a dirty whore

7. slime Biscuit

8. Bristow's Finish

9. not Clogged Soup?

10. timeless fart

1. Cat called Richard

2. Earworm Ache

3. Anal Blandishment

4. cornucopia of delightfully rude facial gestures

5. army puddle

6. apple pullover

7. mushroom horse

8. glad to be demented

9. hot water rush balloon

10. high on monkey spittle

11. the velvet wrist-slap

12. trapped in the dayglo dungeon in 1982-3

1. the 'Floating' Beatles

2. Cold Ham and Smoking Sock-Sac

3. the irreversible concotion

4. pram on a wing

5. the giant nostril

6. Sammy the Twitcher

7. bride  3 D

8. 4D Android collar bone

9. fantastic slime

10. bum bag selection

11. umbrella fudge

12. pecked head

13. sexy wallflower

14. gamble fish

15. drugged dogg

1 CRAB CAKE PAUL NAKED BUTCHER

2. stroke the stubble from a grand fool

3. the witch from East End

4. frozen in foolish lands

5. the grub rail

6. pancakes on the side

7. the futr-lined orchestra

8. footsy miracle cache

9. bender addiction

10. trollop carcass

11. Disney leftovers

12. hi it is pop hit

13. KLF vegetable mix

14. Tarzan was a freak?

15. busy nomad

16. monday is a biscuit carcass

17. pleasure performance

18. wizard croc

19. panther spitt

20. carcass removal

1. estranged cube

2. lobster on the driveway

3. mushy concrete

4. peas and gravy and snorting coke on a sunday morning

5. cube insider

6. VHS plantation

7. the herbalist spoke in a soporific manner

8. bender cage

9. the fleeting glimpse of a necromancer's child

10. hazy clouds what look like toe chippings

11. can you remember Beat Tangerine?

12. Nintendo Ox Cube

13. jungle master - Shadrach Bonza

14. jungle tip-off

15. the pious ant

16. caged jelly

17. magazine gloc

18. ghost in the abbatoir

19. pink mildew makes me lick my lip

20. middle lip

21. the Frankenstein theory

22. a chubby baby floating among the weeds

23. pissed on Mother's Day

24. yellow snow and bog paper art

25. bog smile

26. grinning at the bottom of the bog

27. Bog Shed were not an indie band

28 . iodine band

29. band of art bears

30. 30

1. indie bands rejoice on the moon

2. a particle falling from the wet eye of God

3. Minced cathedral dinners

4. pepper dog

5. onion salvation

6. memory wank

7. the bird under foot

8. tanner's crow nest

9. oblong sock (reminder)

10. waffle hotline

1 Myspace Egg Turd

2 Turd Police

3 Police scratched the surface only, Alien Reebok completed the investigation (wha the fuck are u talkin about?)

4. about turn, face the giraffe hospital

5 hospital claw bucket

6 bucket Munro  - Vinyl Only

7 Only the Lonely see with blue wet eye

8 eye on the fossil

9 fossil on the brandy

10 brandy snifter and a side order of snappy turtle babes

Muppet Bingo

1 turd bucket

2 turd bracket

3 bracket beard for fossil egg

4. egg paradise for canned Worm

5. worm on my doorstep in october

6. october drifting around your lifetime

7 lifetime of a boiled egg

8 egg paradise for Web Lord

9 Lord by the fireside with a hankie wrapped in bread

10 bread in my eggspace

Charley R-1 (Whiskyflower)

 

meanwhile on Screwtop Hill

er.. we got goats coming out a tha mountain top, carrying what appear to be radiators from an old jumble site over dere, some tings i been meaning to pick up lately, old car fan belts an' shit and maybe some graphic paper for to do my sums on ya diggit?

i jus' witnessed my old school teacher talking some to Darren A. Pol

 the card reader, the auto salesman, the pastry chef, the mesmeriser, the flcoking wolfteaser.

carrots pie, loose whiplash. can you see poison pen paper, graphics are all mixed up at the bottom of the acid ocean

Inside and Around London (Londonium) U.K.

 

King's Cross Londonium U.K.

have you ever seen a muppet with all sort of green liquid seeping out of one of its portals?

1. apple priest

2. apple wolf

3. snake hiding in a butcher's backdrop

4. the sinking Flintstone

5. Mamma Percy and the Cloud Thinkerz

6. childish bandit

7. VHS curdled late 90s

8. traffic cop on VHS

9. Poems written in brown liquor

10. drinking green liquor on the way to the religious ceremony

11. the drifting cowboy met harmless bandit

12. nice snake sitting inside a tiny cloud - on the floor

13. new punk bands with names like 'On The Floor Kids'

14. granny in the floor

15. the bubble-helicopter sing song patch

16. nicotine screwball 

17. bashed with a soft roll

18. walking home from xmas

19. dinosour Chabati

20. milk eyebrows

21. tight reasons

22. the delightful killers

23. android sponge (market)

24. crispy when replensihed

25. friable goods in cowboy hole

26. terrorist software

27. sunshine moon

28. peanut clause

29. giraffe traffic

30. heehaw dummy

1. Bobby Hush

2. righteous ten pole men

3. fish fanciers

4. weekend piss

5. chump on the landline

6. go to London - ace pigeon

7. senior moustache

8. flicked on the arsehole

9. pig with a ringpiece

10. pig's ringpiece

Madder Lips on Pig / The Johnny Puppets

 

                                    Jazz Rose, puddle stud on draught - hanger clasp hand relief. Rose West Westerm                                        Truffle Red Drab . Crowland Minx

Skimmed off 

Crimina Duck. Flash Puddin. we movie Big Toad Skin 

in this Purple Madder Rain Offal New Big Prinz

CRUSTY BUNG

welcome to the Spigot

Brother Beyond were a 'spasm band'

the jobless crow

reach around for Mother Goose

sex trawler

some good splinters for a shaft idea..

Grog Mongul

Heavy Gravy

moose lunatic

the wizard's partition

slapstick sleep

country fossil

fossilised countryman

dickhead with a pot of gravy and no gloves

oven shafter

cream specimen

dickheads in Spurs

the frozen kidney stone

Happy Easter Pie Shaft (Troubled Gods)

 

Happy Easter

from

Pablo the Baby

Reynold Jonathon Blair III

Carter Homesick

Puffy Whinestock

Crabapple Smith

Dan Duck Sausage

Kid Wimpole

Barry Cream

Jackie Thumbprint

The Humanized Robot

happy easter from

Ted Pahaca

Grim Buffalo

Johnny Combine

Cliff Woodstyle

Winston Cambelt

Judd Krazy

Pliny Wetstocking

Evil Joe Handshake

Creamy Peters

Debbie Cagefight

cockleshale much pocket (lunch pocket) . human use

Gimbo Industrties

1-10...

1. Did Charles Hawrtree was a Liar?

2. Gizzard Relics on the Footstool

3. Gambo Sunn

4. Sunrise was a hollow hoax

5. Bubba Carfax / Tree Ceefax

6. Gas Wincer

7. Terry was a pig natch cream bullet

8. relatively new penis

9. the visage i could not tolerate - B53 2010 Herts

10. cauliflower colony

have you ever been inside a Gooloo Chamber, Ian?

1. Powdered footballs

2. KIss the ankle of resting nun

3. KIss Destroyer was an LP i could chew on all nite

4 butetr beans are alcoholic

5. do you eat stew? if not, why not?

Gweelo Jesstika and Florence

1. Gum boil shaved carcass

2. we go to Africa on our own

3. the jealous husband of a dead clown

Fogtrot House

1. missing clown

2. Clowm worm dandelion buttock

3. Sinister dandy at Heartfield

4. I looked Clarence in the beady eye, he fell off his bar stool and commenced frothing at the gob

5. a Giles Clause?

6. do you have a window to the womb?

7. plantation addict

8. bisucit crumds on the moon

9. biscuit crumbs on the moon

10. a tiger implant- no joy kettle drum (Iggy Pop has a rancid pet dog)

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God's Snake Fingers part 1..

1. Salad Blanket

2. Salad Greaves

3. Peppered Lung

4. a twist from the inside - cabbage rocket parsley nosejob

5. a finished twot

6. finishing the leftovers at Christmas Warzone

7. Christian ambulation

8. ozzy in the field

9. Australian die merchant w/ peacenick

10. i trouble the gods, faggots and gravy!

Ping Blooto

1. Pink Bluto

2. Orange Caffrey

3. Blue Apple Blood Orange Tin Pit

4 Crag and Dorfmeister

5 holy rennet

6 unusual reunion 1

7 common troll

8 onion snoop

9 daddy frock-coat

10 careful with that silk worm Michael

AUTO EXPLANATORY

cusisine i couldn't eat-

fudge sausage

partitioned egg spliff

creamy pork shoulder with double olives

dubplate chemistry apple

shoes inside a box of kidney beans

frozen gaul bladder soup

1. the bubble car park of our dreams

2. dreams inside the kennels

3. the sexual dreams of Clive Bowl

4. climax serial no.

5. toe rage nut job

6. sex with cowboys

7. milk fruit nut job

8. milk caravan

9. holy toe nut blow job

10. holy fringe (nut blow job)

1. the caramel nut toe job

2. these days happy crown take my place

3. fruit solider

4. hand solider

5. Billy Nut and Cob Grahams

6. sweepstake goose

7. swamp species came 2 stay

8. onion relief society

9. a fraction of the smell

10. smell of oil coming from your orifice

1. Pepper Eeel (Congo Biscuits)

2. Mustard Kid

3. Marzipan Child

4. linked up my girlfriend to the net in Chinese Year Zero

5. hugging the internet dwarf

6. internet connection in 1988

7. connecting to the web in/on faraway island

8. Eritea internet connection

9. EU countries make the best pizza bread

10. EU hand dwarf