Wednesday, 5 July 2023

Czech Rep. - We Look Thru Windows Sometimes ya know

 

1. back-packing can (in italics) be fun
2 a cardboard cowboy wrapped in corduroy (are you fucking kidding me?)
3. platform shoes make your feet ache
4. Billy Corgan wears a blag glove to school
5 ice forest was er cold
6 watching ER VHS with KRS 1
7 Sex and the City makes my teeth ping and tingle
8 Pen and Teller got eaten by a lion -correct?
9 sex god on the stairs
10 ironic thumb nails













Belgium (Europe) / Foo Fighters are mediocre

 







1 rubber assholes
2. mmoange day unit centre
3. careful with that Welsh piece
4. a shave  a haircut and a Welsh Piece
5. pie neck salad?
6. Dec with the ducklings
7. iceage paranorma
8. paranoid in self-immolation centre
9. indie rock wank stain
10. terrified of the pigeonman
11. sucking on a very small biscuit at 9am
12. train stops we get out, Charlotte gets in
13. sexual limp
14. the strange thought that you were awake at night
15. Andrew Storm is a good name
16. handkerchief wank
17. the forgotten smog
18. journey to the center of the shopping centre
19. Roman Fish Market Sex Show 

Them Trailer Park Boys (Canada) Action shots

 






1. monkey in the trolley
2. that bastard chum
3. those cloud hopping angels
4. mixed monkey fingers
5. the joy of knowing you are asleep
6. the sexy twister on Mossop Bay
7. lunch in the outhouse
8. high-rise clean teeth
9. the bug that forgot to shit
10. pieces of crystal litter the dungeon floor
11. a gram of shyness
12. drug fossil
13. pendant of hope and anger
14. the forensic mishape
15. the dungeon master's tea cup
16. flogged in the Shannon
17. a drug for a nanny goat
18 .sip your poison young Malcolm
19. misplaced dot
20. the sexual awakening of a young monkey



Monday, 3 July 2023

VArious photos from the Wet Islands

 













a worm's tooth and a fucking dunked old biscuit, the biscuit is no longer even classified as a biscuit. the fucking twitter account has been suspended because you need to climb climb fucking CLIMB



is this fucking Francis Pegular??


puddles of dynamic mud

tit loaf - a tribute to the man called Shobba Cutlark (the hang-fang of MOrdant enterprise)

Bobbo Oki





























Wednesday, 12 October 2022

PING PING - 3 POEM

 


this ain't a crab - it is a fucking hedge-hoggy (13.03.23)

blib blob 


VIRGIN TV BROADCAST, PRE GOD

TENNIS SKIN

PUNK SHIT BABBY HO HO

WINDOW BABA 200S

1.my first Gammon Puppet
2. Slade Pretender
3. Crushed Milksop
4. the dancing dead feet
5. parade of Smegma
6. the Fallen Cattle Police
7. smoke weed every now + then
8. wizard lips
9. Dr Dre Eclipse
10. Cornish Toe Nails







BLINDFOLDED PASTA

Bent Crust

Edge frigid the looming lick.

Side of planet is a disc drive

You enter your fork and eat!

Wretched out mouthpiece

Canal drum screwed-up cringeworthy eyes

Puke on down. Camel toe sturgeon hi-way

Bleeping bent shadows

200a warp-warm speed . windows to the wormhole

Puke on speed

 

GLICK TICKET

You r my glick-ticket

Crumbs manifest themselves as cardboard artefacts from scum-wave past pasted onto the past – eyeballs fidget as we direct scum to other corners of town.

The wet pain drip drip over the shoe of a priest who is wearing a cardboard hoax Mickey Mouse breathalyzer.  Slowly we scorpio-pinched his fat, the sides of his eyes were weeping slightly so we brought crisp packets and slow motion in we filmed him on our camera corders. Partaking in the following days milk rallies we stopped hopping and slowly stood still as men in flesh uniforms counted us with their many -fat fingers

Daily like a hockey stick

Each day we play with our minds

Our minds are wet and the glue has not stiffened

In four eyes we subtract some pithy lines from Cucumber is God

Water seeps out of the corrupted banqueting hall

A well-stoned guy in Bristol-coloured hot pants is seeping himself, we hold buckets next to him and laugh , dance fiddle with each other’s blue and yeller minds.

The compromised wall is leaking stones so we collect some breakfast, get our bulleting boards and hop and laugh

Goose-flesh girls laugh and hide their pink fingers under fat heaving bottoms


3 - 

First gammon puppet

Is it his late-licence being revoked

Halibut carpet

(invalid response call-out)