7 Century Boy

'7 Century Boy'

'The Way I Am Today'

'Whaa! (Yesterday's Leisure)?'

'Gay Jazz and the Rasta'

'Dirk's Velvet Tongue Pop (Prague)'

Sank my sizeable penis into Wayne of the Village People's road crew / am I funky e-nuff to be Mike Diamond's younger brother?

What is it and What Will it be?

'What is it and What Will it be?'

'Those Brainless Dead People'

Lovely eyes of the boy we found in the bottom of the Chinese garden / my deformed sister has a knack for cheating at cards : / assisted blurs

God Smokes Marijuana (and so does Bleeding Tom Mills)

'Verdant Beauty'

                                                               'Marijuana The Leveller'

'The Pre-Engineer Rule'

'Post-00 Lover'

'Lil' Blob.. Animal or Beast?'

'God Smokes Marijuana (and so does Bleeding Tom Mills)'

My favourite Pixies songs in zero order -  'Cola bone' 'tittle tattle on awful train' 'columbian fraggle' 'ear wing bone'

King Kong

'King Kong'

Lost in Norwich with Bleeding Tom Mills (author of 'Fear of the cuddy') and the incumbent Fulham FC manager

Fred Flintstone + Dino Bravo

'Bum Slang 00'

'Christopher Hand'

'Vintage Bad Breath'

'Fred Flintstone + Dino Bravo'

'Quentin's Regret'

Russian prime-minister Vladimir Putin arrives in King's Lynn Norfolk accompanied by three curiously adrogynyous aides (one of which is carrying a wicker basket full of exotic fruit.. Purchased earlier that day)

Sunday Brunch Club (feat. a semi-naked PJ Harvey)

'Sunday Brunch Club'

'Who Was Herman Voss?'

;The Sophist's Wheel'

'Position?'

'Ultima Hardco'

'The Carpet is a Sun'

'Pasiography Journals'

'Wolf of Wall Street (Sugar Bean)'

I dance like a half-eaten biscuit / I am a woman and my balls feel nice to touch / Mickey Mouse inherited by Nazi Walter/ mouse goes to Patti Smith Lambert concert with three silk worms and a fascist dwarf

The peacock is a liar

'The Peacock is a Liar'

'Here i am and i'm Christ'

'Pilgrim's Choice'

'Pallister 3'

'You Are Your Mother's Son'

'HMRCP (I Clutched Your Paw in the Storm)'

The peacock is a liar / Jandek's epitaph will read something like 'he lived between the eyes of the lost found dream dead babies (and worms inside beautiful red apples).. Makes sense after six bottles of home brew