All Labour is God's Labour
eats a cream pie
are we gods
reading grumble mags on the way home from Pentown
blizzard ticketts
an advert i made for Baxter Fish and Chip shop
straight talking cowboy magazines
Camel speaker box
frog spawn on my fried breakfast plate
the hog desperately tries to remove every inch of the dandruff
shuffling android in late 18th cent.
desperate ghosts
the willy at the edge of your leg
trunk fag
drinking milk and smoking blunts
fried egg psycho billy tapes
listening to Enya on 8 track on the way home from Calif.
burlap lego
behind brown eyes
craft copper
gimcrack child smile
classic macher
a brief pause
Madonna up the rope
a brief interlude with the grey
the functionality of a dead robot
we paused to remember Alfie
with my daughter on the steps of the sausage factory
holding hands with dead nudists
is this just phantasy?
We strolled through the large expanse of grass clutching out
small wooden keepsakes. Nigella had a shoulder bag full to bursting of small
items she had found on our journey. ‘here is a small wooden skull which someone
has painted yeller’ she said as she proferred the small delicate skull to me. I
was charry of taking the skull in my hand for fear of dropping the skull and
destroying what was clearly a treasured item.
Eric is the new Watford head trainer
CD Motivation Tapes
SHAT on a another man's bike-seat
yes this is bovine AIDS
the kestrel my mother keeps on
we beat the shit out of the Nazi and retired for cocktails
perfumed daddy
scrounging for cock on the way home from Poole
short faeces
gay district
Danny lolling about in the puddle
chem trail diets
vast wank
with ape and smack paper trail
Juno from Bilo Town
dry sneeze
pepper looking thru the window
a mushroom delicately placed down onto a small adult baby
cross your heart with your deformed fist
your deformed foot was an unappealing sight for the prom queen
a small lady crawling through a snake skin
The Pork Scientist
the bug baby is eating his lunch
drifting with the poltergeist
public spectre
the troubled Face
kinky rejects
plastic wipeout scenario
the bubble yum scenario
toes twisted in too-hot bath
fear of the sun God
the tortured poltergeist
a day out with Nick and Nick's brother
wacky vulture
club sandwich with Arsenic
the pampered adult baby
obnoxious pork butcher
twisted fingers in the morning jungle
smashing eyeliner for Pebbles
petrol list for year 2000
the wacky bonk
foxes over the stream
basic ghost
entry-level poltergeist
remedial hatchet job in Basingstoke
hot water melts the condomns
poisoned snake piss
the Barry Humphries reunion trial
gas masks on or off?
adult pouch for baby
milk tits raffle
beautiful ticker
rogue fleet network
track rats
Hot Water Rat Eulogy
Pork Science wear your cap down low
pebbles in the swamp
is this an actual photo of a goose
low down in the swamp up to yer knees
Led Zep Picnic twist
the fleeting jumper
ironic twist in Pakistan Hit
fever pusher of mushrooms
swab tronk
up to yer neck in Wok meat
hot cuddles
wank meat sale
lost in the sales
is capital pig a Nazi?
furry around the edge of town
the hairy eyes of placid old timer
furry green feet of the honky troll
a day out in Wisbech with the conker collector
around the edge with the salad dodgers
we put the meat to one side and dreamt of better days to cum
trying 2 drink outta a upside-down cup
the prince of drug addicts
down in the layby with a sneezing goblin
i fear the bat people, but i love bat boy
a day out with a cream puff salesman
the fag at the end of the mouth
rainbow city straight pecker
flag waving corpse
the fear of a ghost in your turtle shell
Pegasus rebound - Gormless trajectory
pettels in the coffin
transformed twitcher
the boxer in the rainbow
cardshark for Jew
french crap
we saw you naked, rolling in the meadows
wash your bones, young scholar
roll out the public shockwaves
sipping coffee in the torture museum
rolled up my sleeves and dipped my hands into the wet concrete
the sea is wet today Adrian
a weeping goat on the back of a lorry
potato harness
i just got back from Mars, Adrian
i flew over Preston with my dick hanging down
a skeleton was robbed for his last boner
various girls on the moon
Adult
Blob / Steven's face / pancake for Jesus / King Percy and the queen of
'folk' /Paddington Bear was actually an East End gangster / clockwork monkey
called 'Moses' left on a train by a spooky Norwegian child / North Korean
nudism/Poisoned rainbow / sunset over 24 hr garage forecourt / Peter Andre died
in 1998 and nobody noticed except my shallow but very sexy half sister/Tudor-era
Elvis / Egyptian wolf boy /Yes it was me.. I am the Google Earth ET / street
map ET - Google stew / Mr T in Cyprus / the secret horses/
