Cow Clip Art / Erzebet Foldi

 

Bull Blossom

Hidden Fortress (Gummy Egg)

Butter Chumps

Me Salad Egg Flower

Pepper Oil 

Duck Lane Walk

pork and pepper for the vegan soldier

pepper gun (Simon's left eye)

Kiss Simon on the Cheek

Erzebet Foldi

peg-wing (chicken tikka for the panting labrador)

butter comb-over

foot kiss (a promise)

egg on the way home

it gets stranger still - first we walk backwards making a peculiar gesture with our thumb and forefinger wrapped around our sexy little ankle

pencil shavings for cow

thong royale

1. STRAP-ON ANACONDA

2 full moon pig's diet

3 dictionary full of soft words

4. hard language, soft bears

5 the cuddly soft killer bear

6. moonshine in Beatle Corner

7 virus psychology implant

8 cobweb on ya shoulder

9 monkey cloud

10 monk's wooden brown teeth

am i right about this? is this right

 

1. is this about right? yes i think so. but , just for a sec, sit down and take a bite of that cucumber whilst i contemplate this matter for a bit longer

2. am i right? have i got boiled eggs in my pocket?

3. are you sure are you sure you want to watch the Alex Cox film or would you rather go for a kiss and a cuddle round the back of the janitor's shed

4. i'm quite sure i put the Ivor Cutler CD in my backpack pocket

5. are you there? Granny Miles? can i hear ye?

6. are you sure you want to splat me with that runny egg?

7.  am i right about the following ... does a homosexual pigeon always turn left when hetrosexual pigeons always turn right?

8. am i right to sell you this acid in such a casual manner?

9. are you sure you want to touch me on the lips?

10. are we sure about this dad? sure that we want to go in to the igloo on a summer's day

Wayne Coyne Daisy Particles / wank batter

 

1 rubber toy from Watford

2. Have you ever floated above the Bean Bag Factory

3. a Creole Moon?

4. paint factory slop bucket

5. giraffe face paint

6. candy floss egg worm

7. i rely on you to correct my wrongs

8. Aphex Twin for those in the know (Billy Club Goat Club)

9. Fosters and coke

10. Billy Butcher - Sweepstake Custard

11. language used to communicate with the dead Sheep Shearers

12. ghost-goblin

13. Pandora's egg collective

14. gummy shy baby

15. Walker's cassettes collage

16. sexual impressions

17. bubble of sex

18.. Oklahoma ghost stories

19. christmas with the Titans

20. erotic for Elton Welsby

21. Elton Welsby sits smoking hasish with Wayne Coyne

1 the days of Pearly Spencer ah aah ah

2. curried goat sitting on my lawn

3. Spanish Ground Man

4. sky mattress

5. poetic dogs in the clouds

6. Sandra Bullock cost me a lot of money

7. Bullock Gravy

8. Cassandra was killed at 4am - is this bull?

9. Curried lobotomy (classics)

10. Midlands Lobotomy

1 wank batter

2 a classy mashed potato mum

3. mother of the mashed people

4. hairloom moustache

5. volcano erupted into the gaping mouth of a young adult

6. yell weah?

7. Wayne Coyne is a milk dragon

8. the milky feet of the young adult

9. milk white titties

10. bubble dust?

1. squatty bodies

2. pink duck source

3. yellow phelgm orchestra (Goblin at the gate - waiting for me with a small suitcase and a box full of water-damaged VHS tapes)

4. we collected the abandoned VHS tapes from the destroyed garage

5. parking meter sex relief

6. goblin spit on fanny

7. handkerchief lament in crime cinema

8. crime cinema Boddy Tucker (Odd shapes on the moon)

9. baby tucker tastes alright

10. full moon advantage over empty moon

1. parade of slim owls

2. Craddock is too small to fit in the portal

3. TV gums bleed

4. the parade of fools live on your set

5. grinning ignoramous

6. party of sex addicts foaming at the appertures

7. wearing wooly gloves to the summer disco

8. delayed Foo Fighters gigs

9. panic in the abbatoir

10. Foo Fighters hit the disco

1 pea Jesus

2. slapped abstraction

3. tongue depreciation

4. Humanoids of Tottenham Court Rd 

5. vile lipstick mamma

6. blood drips on to the plastic baby

7. ambulance screech

8. nomad in the soup

9. gorilla pastiche

10. guerilla pastie

1. acid birth

2. gump administration

3. bunch of knuckles for the bad man

4. peppered eyebrow

5. goose on the horizon

6. loose alien

7. ghosts in the abbatoir

8. poor-house chuck wagon

9. hitching a ride on a super rocket ship

10. pickled android

Gummidge Dumplings (Category x) / the rubber number

 

1. pigs with sunglasses on

2. the rubber number

3. my first rubber hubcap

4. the teeth dropped out one by one and were replaced by gummy yins

5. curled-up toes on the mummy

6. cadaver by torch-light

7. a shock to your sexual core

8. oblong sex apple core

9. core species (VHS tapes erased for the 'umpteenth' time

10. fish species with a teenaged adult

1. sperm donut

2. how does one spell donut?

3. don't bark up the wrong donut washer

4. fish and chips for jealous monk

5. crazy goblin features

6. garlic kipper

7. Jason Donovan got da fever

8. petrol shakedown

9. can of bulldog clips for the fairy queen

10. zipped- up CP30

1. sperm dumper

2 carrot pastie / carrot paste

3. little cricket league

4. hand-me-down android

5. slime particles

6. disco kittens

7. panda kangaroo mix

8. sweet lips of Chinese doll

9. lagging for the porn theatre

10. pop gun extremes

Club House or Club Horse? Leland Palmer Jonathon Donahue

 

1. Leland Palmer cries 'too much jazz too much dancing TOO MUCH OF EVERYTHING'

2. it was Ja**ie Stewart what did this to him

3. all star milk carton

4. the twisted mouth of Henrietta Jules

5. underneath the rap stable

6. porky and the mental twist

7. a saddle of vegan cheese for the newborn

8. we sat on the back of the automooile, snacking on saddles of the finest vegan tofu

9. went down to Saddler's Well to get me some H20

10. the foot was sore so we chopped the bastard right orf

1. nut goblin / not goblin

2 shoe glued to the outhouse ceiling

3. Hot Houser Grammar Check

4. Paul's Pudding

5. Whiplash diocese

6. the borrowed spoons

7.new Rock for Sammo Hung

8. new age creeper

9. we dally about waiting for supper and or drugged chicken portions

10. fat for summer

1. the gay redeemer

2. french for goat snake

3. tips of the ginger

4. potato arrest

5. rap music booming out of the boom box of a young adult in 19th cent. Paris

6. the twisted ears of famous young Goblin

7. i went to the Barbican Hall to listen and look at your sexual prowess displayed before my very eyes

8. a very godly year for followers of Ant Christ

9. Aliens walking around going unnoticed (about their business)

10. officially yours to keep and feed

1. cream links

2. apple study

3. a creamy apple and some gone-off apple juice

4. we enjoined hands with the blabbering foot solider

5. a mercenary sits on the moon contemplating lack of action

6. wiped my bum on the used tissue once used by the King of Sian

7. an estranged couple meet for the second time today

8. a wolf sits on the moon, howling at ... nothing

9. a bubble burst and a small green baby popped out

10. a baby floats by the studio as i'm recording my raga guitar part