Bubble Maps / Ferric Wotsits

 

1. Green Toes

2. Salt is a drug is?

3. climax seizure seizure climax

4. horse fat lip

5. druggy donkey scenario

6. click twat toenail keeper

7. iron box job loss

8. job seeker's allowance black sludge

9. inside the moon?

10. creased tongue

11. leper fidgit

12. Sega Biscuit Tin

13. sniffing roses  / arses

14. cat plank

15. toothache ledger

1. swamp lottery

2. anti-climatic thrashing

3. panda doxy

4. pisces ledger

5. offal prong

6. piss nectar

7. drug soil

8. Jack Nance filibuster

9. oblong tooth

10. deranged smile and insipid wink

11. hopscotch discussion

12. crab meat disco

13. vampire twitch

14. loose blood

15. fingernail collection

16. ONION selection

17. sex egg gimmick arrangement

18. Nintendo swamp

19. the caged ballcock

20. sludge buster

21. cigarettes on the helicopter

22. swimming bath killers

23. clown on the footpath

24. war pavement

25. gorilla on secure footing

26. iced bun control

27. Beastie Boys Circuit Training Psychology

28. gorilla on the fainting chair

29. weeping circus trainer

30. the outhouse clinic

1. THESE graphics are shit, mum

2. Nancy Peasoup 2001

3. green dog selector

4. pea soup trifle

5. box of jars

1. Vegetables what look like todgers

2. milkshake moonshine

3. vegetable clamp

4. NME biscuit vegetable

5. swapping biscuits for hand grenades

6. vile swamp doctor

7. mannequin shy mannequin

8. crow in the bathroom

9. oblong todgerm

10. green fangs

1. Gozard Nixon

2. fleece cattle drum

3. Porky and the admin team

4. Glutch of strange Crabwebs

5. Stranger Things in my foot locker

6. glump Banion (fir station)

7. hog brislt

8. hog mist

9. sweet breath of Pork Hog

10. cream dream of a Nice Cute Pork Hog

1. caramel dog shine like a caramel dog

2. the Johnny Puppets

3. sex balloon

4. offal traffic

5. Clive and the see-thru knickers

6. the James The

7. crazy like a mad hoss

8. royal dutch sunflower bastard

9. Cleethorpes Embargo

10.  lemonade for a wee bastard

1. FRUIT BALLOON

2. ten lessons underground bunker time

3. arrangement of fossils

4. blood bath district no. x

5. chlorine donkey

6. fruit donkey

7. classic car manure

8. egg piece friday afternoon street walker archive

9. street police wizard

10. vegan straits

1 Quark Summer

2. Vampire Relaxant

3. Ant Pipe Flood Reducer

4. Value Chicken worship

5. Claw Master

6. Prince of Fun

7. Sweetcorn Biscuit

8. Empire of Goo

9. Powertrip Financer

10. Cuckoo Boxcart

11. Glove shit pocket

12. cannibal baggage

13. caramel horse booklets

14. in keeping with the theory of the Utah Saints

15. olive green bobby cat

16. shit pistols and laser worm

17. fossil possibility

18. moping witch

19. blackout haircut

20. Happy Biscuit chicken

21. pig lists

22. handkerchief bail out

23. software on the hambone

24. bubble tooth

25. languishing in fetid swamp on xmas eve

26. poof canal

27. ladybird dialect

28. smothered in caramel

29. new caramel burp

30. woodland Shetland

1. i tucked my pants into your livelihood

2. hi-fashions are back!

3. the low fashion slob dictionary

4. crazy like an octopus

5. the fish manure society

6. pansonic traffic

7. Don Charles and the loose gravy

8. Boreal Diction Particulars

9. loose goose engineer

10. the Geese Geoffrey Engineers

1. NURSERY DOGS

2. the weird pepper in my bathroom

3. surgery puppet

4. heart operation smack

5. blow up a tortoise shell for xmas

6. Loch Ness Monster was a frog

7. shattered plastic species

8. ponce in the outhouse

9. creamy valves of early 00s

10. tennis penis

1. fish on the lap (Bayswater)

2. careening  around the Italian film set

3. mobster eat spaghetti

4. nightmare sift

5. drug addict in the chamber of commerce

Piglet Poetry / Anaconda Finch

 

1. flagged up eggs

2. flaming partition

3. dumb fossils

4. toenut 

5. the Condom Puppets

6. the Foot Puppets

7. Scum Puppets

8. doss rations

9. piddle dreamer

10. glove traffic 999

flag egg pipe (Dry Moses)

1. engineer's shortbread

2. cubes over easy

3. modelled on Jesus Christ sketchbook

4. the fibbing goats

5. grease flask

6. combover union

7. talent shtick

8. harnessing power of cobweb theatre

9. bizarre cubes

10. the foolish floating biscuit

11. crumbs from our fathers

12. echo speak traffic

13. goat abnormal

14. green pea harmony kitten sleepover

15. yellow peas are inferior

16. clouds with little bits of ham on them

17. greasy fingers dipped in cotton wool

18. the spam we ate reminded us of the last meal of Skoop Johnson

19. traffic stuck on the inside of a reverse-engineered 2D computer game

20. i deleted the memory of socks (pardoned chimp)

21. country blues and gum-stammer

22. Mickey Mouse in a harsh prison

23. the tails were cut and fed to the Gibbons

24. cut off markets

25. gorilla with a vampire tooth and a monkey claw (?)

wolf with the Tip-Ex

1. Congo Biscuits

2. memory patterns and echo chamber bob-biscuits

3. squirrel epoch

4. moon glue stick dead hamsters

5. elbow magician

6. post moon-crack hard stare

7. prisoner flobotimty

8. bulldog architecture

9. simpering wet dream in foot clinic (paedotrician memory)

10. The Who CDs falling out of rotting trees

11. the witch had a new set of front teeth

12. Bilbo Onslaught

13. dragon slayer with a sore foot

14. cream duckling

15. cake jog

16. underside of Big Manilow

17. Robin is a good name for a duck

18. sexual glint

19. pariah in the moon shuttle

20. Mars is a good city for a loser

21. sex worm and dead mouse

22. push a button into an ill-fitting pair of trousers

23. the candy store debacle of early 15th cent.

24. circa wave of the future

25. 1800 baggots

Paul Fish - Curry Bandit

1. The Silver Bitches

2. candy like an egg worm

3. the fleece market blues

4. shag lobotomy

5. shag leisure

6. a pocket of shag

7. dictionary fur

8. magazine hassle

9. meat-free ice cream meal

10. ozone-friendly witch

11. cardiff is a toothache

12. vegan witch

13. wizard in my romper room

14. Bombay Kids

15. witchhazel and small white men

16. small white men on a boat

17. drinking wine with the offal priest

18. Priscilla Presley library card

19. the junk telethon

20. Sadam Hussein mask on my parcel shelf

21. worry about worms when looking for birds

22. bird hunt 1980-1990

23. AIDS chef

24. the big fat wizard and the emaciated slug cotor

25. dinosaur colostomy

26. dictionary shite

27. weeping zombie

28. ginger maths

29. bear keeper news

30. dizzy gypsy

Speg Loss-Divider? Cross Filch Munt Speciment

1. wizard chimp

2. paws on the skinny lamb

3. the drug we ate before breakfast

4. where is Mexico City?

5. adult roster

6. kids and adults celebrate in Mexican town

7. ancient puzzle

8. astronaut click

9. puzzled zoo animal

10. puzzled zoo dweller

1. chickens on my website

2. France is a village

3. truckstop kitchen

4. igloo bonanza

5. broken tooth museum

6. We love glowsticks

7. possum in the snow drift

8. ace cowboy sex lounge

9. paraded with tommy boys

10. me and the tommy boy

zombie lust

1. rain bot

2. cuckoo plastic

3. village filth

4. meat hamper removal

5. glue smooth

6. snow goblin was a low beast in the snow

7. fashionable cadaver

8. Sleaford pork and chicken museuem

9. eighties space hop

10. weird twisted goblet

1. PIG lie

2. glass worm sock replacement

3. hands on the fruit basket

4. the missing glove dilema

5. cakes on the spaceship

6. turds on the moon

7. beige onions are beige

8. turtle Factory

9. was Rutles better than Rolling Stones

10. secrets in Cleethorpes

1 Fish batteries

2 cardboard curd / cardboard cloud

3. sex cassette offal removal

4. sex weapons buried under footings

5. buried shite particles

6. the functioning corpse

7. memory portal shut for the bank holiday

8. having sex on a really fucking holy day

9. wimp in the boxing arena

10. am i wimp or am i real man?

1 corpse whippet

2. whippet pipe w/ cream onions

3 onions in the cake batter mix

4 mix the subject matters and cough into a syrup bowl

5 bowler hatted freaks with long drooping eyelids

6 eyelids at the ready for non-blinking contest

7 contest Dracula and the Munted Merry Men

8 men stand outside snooker halls glancing over the road at women standing outside of bingo halls (in Mexico)

9 Mexico is a hotbed for chess matches and diabolical moustaches

10 moustaches out for the New Ladies

who wants a bite of the finger pipe salad pie?