Tuesday, 25 March 2025

Bubble Maps / Ferric Wotsits

 

1. Green Toes
2. Salt is a drug is?
3. climax seizure seizure climax
4. horse fat lip
5. druggy donkey scenario
6. click twat toenail keeper
7. iron box job loss
8. job seeker's allowance black sludge
9. inside the moon?
10. creased tongue
11. leper fidgit
12. Sega Biscuit Tin
13. sniffing roses  / arses
14. cat plank
15. toothache ledger

1. swamp lottery
2. anti-climatic thrashing
3. panda doxy
4. pisces ledger
5. offal prong
6. piss nectar
7. drug soil
8. Jack Nance filibuster
9. oblong tooth
10. deranged smile and insipid wink
11. hopscotch discussion
12. crab meat disco
13. vampire twitch
14. loose blood
15. fingernail collection
16. ONION selection
17. sex egg gimmick arrangement
18. Nintendo swamp
19. the caged ballcock
20. sludge buster
21. cigarettes on the helicopter
22. swimming bath killers
23. clown on the footpath
24. war pavement
25. gorilla on secure footing
26. iced bun control
27. Beastie Boys Circuit Training Psychology
28. gorilla on the fainting chair
29. weeping circus trainer
30. the outhouse clinic

1. THESE graphics are shit, mum
2. Nancy Peasoup 2001
3. green dog selector
4. pea soup trifle
5. box of jars

1. Vegetables what look like todgers
2. milkshake moonshine
3. vegetable clamp
4. NME biscuit vegetable
5. swapping biscuits for hand grenades
6. vile swamp doctor
7. mannequin shy mannequin
8. crow in the bathroom
9. oblong todgerm
10. green fangs

1. caramel dog shine like a caramel dog
2. the Johnny Puppets
3. sex balloon
4. offal traffic
5. Clive and the see-thru knickers
6. the James The
7. crazy like a mad hoss
8. royal dutch sunflower bastard
9. Cleethorpes Embargo
10.  lemonade for a wee bastard








1. FRUIT BALLOON
2. ten lessons underground bunker time
3. arrangement of fossils
4. blood bath district no. x
5. chlorine donkey
6. fruit donkey
7. classic car manure
8. egg piece friday afternoon street walker archive
9. street police wizard
10. vegan straits





1 Quark Summer
2. Vampire Relaxant
3. Ant Pipe Flood Reducer
4. Value Chicken worship
5. Claw Master
6. Prince of Fun
7. Sweetcorn Biscuit
8. Empire of Goo
9. Powertrip Financer
10. Cuckoo Boxcart
11. Glove shit pocket
12. cannibal baggage
13. caramel horse booklets
14. in keeping with the theory of the Utah Saints
15. olive green bobby cat
16. shit pistols and laser worm
17. fossil possibility
18. moping witch
19. blackout haircut
20. Happy Biscuit chicken
21. pig lists
22. handkerchief bail out
23. software on the hambone
24. bubble tooth
25. languishing in fetid swamp on xmas eve
26. poof canal
27. ladybird dialect
28. smothered in caramel
29. new caramel burp
30. woodland Shetland

1. i tucked my pants into your livelihood
2. hi-fashions are back!
3. the low fashion slob dictionary
4. crazy like an octopus
5. the fish manure society
6. pansonic traffic
7. Don Charles and the loose gravy
8. Boreal Diction Particulars
9. loose goose engineer
10. the Geese Geoffrey Engineers

1. NURSERY DOGS
2. the weird pepper in my bathroom
3. surgery puppet
4. heart operation smack
5. blow up a tortoise shell for xmas

Tuesday, 18 March 2025

Piglet Poetry / Anaconda Finch

 

1. flagged up eggs
2. flaming partition
3. dumb fossils
4. toenut 
5. the Condom Puppets
6. the Foot Puppets
7. Scum Puppets
8. doss rations
9. piddle dreamer
10. glove traffic 999


flag egg pipe (Dry Moses)
1. engineer's shortbread
2. cubes over easy
3. modelled on Jesus Christ sketchbook
4. the fibbing goats
5. grease flask
6. combover union
7. talent shtick
8. harnessing power of cobweb theatre
9. bizarre cubes
10. the foolish floating biscuit
11. crumbs from our fathers
12. echo speak traffic
13. goat abnormal
14. green pea harmony kitten sleepover
15. yellow peas are inferior
16. clouds with little bits of ham on them
17. greasy fingers dipped in cotton wool
18. the spam we ate reminded us of the last meal of Skoop Johnson
19. traffic stuck on the inside of a reverse-engineered 2D computer game
20. i deleted the memory of socks (pardoned chimp)
21. country blues and gum-stammer
22. Mickey Mouse in a harsh prison
23. the tails were cut and fed to the Gibbons
24. cut off markets
25. gorilla with a vampire tooth and a monkey claw (?)



wolf with the Tip-Ex
1. Congo Biscuits
2. memory patterns and echo chamber bob-biscuits
3. squirrel epoch
4. moon glue stick dead hamsters
5. elbow magician
6. post moon-crack hard stare
7. prisoner flobotimty
8. bulldog architecture
9. simpering wet dream in foot clinic (paedotrician memory)
10. The Who CDs falling out of rotting trees
11. the witch had a new set of front teeth
12. Bilbo Onslaught
13. dragon slayer with a sore foot
14. cream duckling
15. cake jog
16. underside of Big Manilow
17. Robin is a good name for a duck
18. sexual glint
19. pariah in the moon shuttle
20. Mars is a good city for a loser
21. sex worm and dead mouse
22. push a button into an ill-fitting pair of trousers
23. the candy store debacle of early 15th cent.
24. circa wave of the future
25. 1800 baggots


Paul Fish - Curry Bandit


Speg Loss-Divider? Cross Filch Munt Speciment
1. wizard chimp
2. paws on the skinny lamb
3. the drug we ate before breakfast
4. where is Mexico City?
5. adult roster
6. kids and adults celebrate in Mexican town
7. ancient puzzle
8. astronaut click
9. puzzled zoo animal
10. puzzled zoo dweller

1. chickens on my website
2. France is a village
3. truckstop kitchen
4. igloo bonanza
5. broken tooth museum
6. We love glowsticks
7. possum in the snow drift
8. ace cowboy sex lounge
9. paraded with tommy boys
10. me and the tommy boy

1. rain bot
2. cuckoo plastic
3. village filth
4. meat hamper removal
5. glue smooth

1. PIG lie
2. glass worm sock replacement
3. hands on the fruit basket
4. the missing glove dilema
5. cakes on the spaceshoip











who wants a bite of the finger pipe salad pie?