Monday, 24 February 2025

The Way We Were (Shit Pickle)

 

1 Chippendale Horror Fantasy
2. Black Beano
3. Caramel Landslide
4. the duck between my feet
5. pub-rock cassette wiper
6. flann addict -strangler's  custard
7. Whipsnake of Aldershot
8 knob shopper
9. killer of clouds
10 angry bustard


1. ergh.. from a box of eggs?
2. scratch souvenir
3. Moses obligation
4. Cranked neck-job (particle stew)
5. Steward Botch Weekend Pass
6. Dirty Greens
7. Swab Onions
8. The Cream was Taken with out Permission from the Mutants
9. Mutant Day Out
10. Flabby Baby
11. The Way we look after taking the last of the narcotics
12. scheme from god's vade mecum
13. trailmix for Wes Craven
14. Johnny's weird egg cache
15. district 9 poster craze students



1. spud egg
2. chinese Franklyn
3. double egg and novice rejection
4. clouds over Davenport - grilled eggs and cheeses

1. PUPPY EGG
2. Bob Cobbing disco shoe
3. advanced god
4. knuckle grinder (egg cup fossil)
5. the sperm brick
6. igloo full of eggs
7. caramel burp
8. disco trolly
9. field mouse society
10. the deranged cowboy






1. THINK of a triangle and software full of holes
2. transformed banana
3. the eel slipped from the greasy palm of the sailor
4. the twisted sculpture housing
5. beneath the eyelid
6. a history of sketchy men
7. saddled with anoraks
8. anorak musuem
9. cardigan on ebay
10. monk fallacy
11. the perturbed weirdo annexe
12. sitting on a mushroom stool in 1980s VH Frnc
13. storm cloud hangover
14. penis relief tech
15. cardigan in my mudpit
16. my boots are hungry for stomp
17. indie cassette in the graveyard
18. here are my flags, here are my small teacups
19. want to see a war baby (no commars)
20. sleepy toenail
21. ham grief
22. fantastic myths of late 80s europe
23. hangman twist



1. HOT OTTER
2. apple weed
3. minks or stoats?
4. milk monkey
5. Bobblin Otter connector
6. sheep greetings
7. molested goblin
8. nuclear fag
9. prism dancer
10. Creole onions




1. MUD FLATS over Ghosty Hill
2. prang psychology
3. oboe ghost
4. pills inside the egg
5. eggy wizard
6. the freerange snooker hall society remainders
7. clubhouse smoke stack
8. sinister edge (tooth grinder museum)
9 Andy Heck Boyd plantation psychotherapy
10. cliff over edge

1 charity shop corrective tissue hunt

1. supper dungeon
2. the cloak what my victim wore
3. red shoe prison diary
4. clicking zombie
5. a ghost what farts
6. bark and golem snot connective tissues
7. the third arm
8. boogie offal collective
9. snare drum of peace
10. tanks in the mudbath

1. Pierre Lobster
2. Crab Trash
3. oblong ox - oblong box
4. SHADOW pimp
5. slider monkey (rob cage burnt finger nail)
6. the hectic bruiser
7. crabapple money
8. Holistic memory box
9. space shuttle biscuits - eating space biscuits with the Molly Boys
10. Moist Boys cassette tape find

1. Sissy Egg
2. Love machine foxhole glove bent pan connector
3. ministry of bent fox feet
4. abandoned gloves charter
5. pussy eggs
6. Spacek Cluedo
7. wandering lament
8. starship egg cup mint Aero
9. Rossendale Chapter
10. Cluedo wormhole
11. Matrix stubble (the Fugs)
12. Clearspot Bandit hospital

1. stare down the sissy
2. pork roll functionality
3. tasty bingo hall sausage rolls
4. the bungling man in suit
5. pepper Bungle
6. Domino Fish
7. haddock see me
8. see me with whisky in back yard of Otter Chamber
9. fossil in the canary house
10. spaceships hovering over derelict building site



1 oriental piss
2 vinegar web
3 shut your math
4. the bigamy clout
5 cardboard thief
6. big sexy goblin
7. big sexy gob...!
8. fearsome teeth on the ornamental otter
9. baggage handler goes for homosexual puppy
10 class act in newest circus in town











Friday, 14 February 2025

Charlie Cod - Toenail Clippings Archive 2026 / me and the Turtle Babe

 

1. Butter Bird
2. Charlie for the Bird
3. youngborn offal
4. switchover Shaman
5. the draught huckleberry porn reminder
6. the king was a dirty whore
7. slime Biscuit
8. Bristow's Finish
9. not Clogged Soup?
10. timeless fart





1. Cat called Richard
2. Earworm Ache
3. Anal Blandishment
4. cornucopia of delightfully rude facial gestures
5. army puddle
6. apple pullover
7. mushroom horse
8. glad to be demented
9. hot water rush balloon
10. high on monkey spittle
11. the velvet wrist-slap
12. trapped in the dayglo dungeon in 1982-3




1. the 'Floating' Beatles
2. Cold Ham and Smoking Sock-Sac
3. the irreversible concotion
4. pram on a wing
5. the giant nostril
6. Sammy the Twitcher
7. bride  3 D
8. 4D Android collar bone
9. fantastic slime
10. bum bag selection
11. umbrella fudge
12. pecked head
13. sexy wallflower
14. gamble fish
15. drugged dogg

1 CRAB CAKE PAUL NAKED BUTCHER
2. stroke the stubble from a grand fool
3. the witch from East End
4. frozen in foolish lands
5. the grub rail
6. pancakes on the side
7. the futr-lined orchestra
8. footsy miracle cache
9. bender addiction
10. trollop carcass
11. Disney leftovers
12. hi it is pop hit
13. KLF vegetable mix
14. Tarzan was a freak?
15. busy nomad
16. monday is a biscuit carcass
17. pleasure performance
18. wizard croc
19. panther spitt
20. carcass removal

1. estranged cube
2. lobster on the driveway
3. mushy concrete
4. peas and gravy and snorting coke on a sunday morning
5. cube insider
6. VHS plantation
7. the herbalist spoke in a soporific manner
8. bender cage
9. the fleeting glimpse of a necromancer's child
10. hazy clouds what look like toe chippings

11. can you remember Beat Tangerine?
12. Nintendo Ox Cube
13. jungle master - Shadrach Bonza
14. jungle tip-off
15. the pious ant
16. caged jelly
17. magazine gloc
18. ghost in the abbatoir
19. pink mildew makes me lick my lip
20. middle lip
21. the Frankenstein theory
22. a chubby baby floating among the weeds
23. pissed on Mother's Day
24. yellow snow and bog paper art
25. bog smile
26. grinning at the bottom of the bog
27. Bog Shed were not an indie band
28 . iodine band
29. band of art bears
30. 30

1. indie bands rejoice on the moon
2. a particle falling from the wet eye of God
3. Minced cathedral dinners
4. pepper dog
5. onion salvation
6. memory wank
7. the bird under foot
8. tanner's crow nest
9. oblong sock (reminder)
10. waffle hotline


1 Myspace Egg Turd
2 Turd Police
3 Police scratched the surface only, Alien Reebok completed the investigation (wha the fuck are u talkin about?)
4. about turn, face the giraffe hospital
5 hospital claw bucket
6 bucket Munro  - Vinyl Only
7 Only the Lonely see with blue wet eye
8 eye on the fossil
9 fossil on the brandy
10 brandy snifter and a side order of snappy turtle babes

Muppet Bingo




1 turd bucket
2 turd bracket
3 bracket beard for fossil egg
4. egg paradise for canned Worm
5. worm on my doorstep in october
6. october drifting around your lifetime
7 lifetime of a boiled egg
8 egg paradise for Web Lord
9 Lord by the fireside with a hankie wrapped in bread
10 bread in my eggspace