Goodiepal (MUSHROOM SOAP)

Pruttipal

Gowa Copa (Moonboy Del Boy Collective)

or Airfix Grand Prix Mini Proxi Maxi Fix)

Dixon Ampersand

frogwater sand-ditch sandwitch

purple dentist appointment, candy arms filler with crocodilla rump bastard, heinous frog wopple hog switch-over valve cuddled sinner smile of grass stinker

eroticity?

is this Felix Cubin

what is horse bread?

Chuck and Dano

(white horse manure). fields of  Ephraim

Gussett Flower Card 1

Holy Tooth

Snflehi

Siflcube 0

Harry Travolta and Bis Ocki

we smoke shite

house pickle

sandman 2002

1. booking a slot in the dump dungeon

2. dungeon-dwelling accountants and their pasty countenances

3. weird echo

4. fart portal

5. cuckoo egg soup

6. duckling in the transport cafe

7. smoking fags in the Eagle Hall

8. Eagle Hall breast breakfast

9. chicken breast breakfast

10. eating chicken breasts for an early breakfast

so Jim you think it's time to, like, get fuckin' crazy man? 'well gee i dunno Yamo, salt and pepper clips roundhouse kicks funky vinegar Stew what?'

1. cucumber towel

2. small sausage (such as a Pepproni) wrapped in a thick fluffy towel so that the grease does not drip on to the linoleum flooring

3. small towel with a baby otter wrapped up in it

4. picnic otter

5. picnicking with the Otter Family (who are actually otters)

6. going to a concert in Cambridge with the girl who used to play Lizzy in 'Horror Species of the Disinformed Accountants'

7. the sponge cuckoo

8. sex fur goblet

9. i peeled back the clouds to reveal the face of Sex Jesus

10. Sex Christ and the Missing Implants

1. Clart Pork Drug

2. check chat status (pork-free sausages)

3. corporate sausage directives

4. yellow spool

5. dirty lineage clinic

6. pervert flower peacock clock

7. pervert in my laundry room

8. spectre of an Offal Priest

9. Sex Drug Pork Roll

10. sex and drugs and pork rolls

1. tried and tested (ache shoal)

2. shaker salt bastard turnip

3. the who wha?

4. dusty blind orphan

5. crazy spearmint baby

6. Ornamental nose job

7. peas in the abbatoir

8. Congolese nose jobs

9. Butcher's hand relief

10. storm pot tea chest

11. chesty zebra

12. storm cloud curtain

13. buzzing android

14. erect diction

15. buzzword lobotomy

16. pudding style

17. kinky Mormon

18. zebra square sports

19. scarecrow's moustache

20. indirect valve porno

21. kittens on the video

22. sex tape lobotomy

23. pessimistic wallflower

24. Dandy Or Beano?

25. carriage bugs

ampersand one

 

Goose in the Forest. Aston Villa 0 Charlton 1

1. Kleenex for Owl

2. Owl Child Cometh

3. Crack Pork

4. Machines on the sideboard

5. ugly machinery

6. egg mash machinery

7. pie and mash - machinery of Eggman

8. Egg burster

9. sloppy egg / drivel chase

10. chasing crap on MTV /Netflix shit

God Bless the Ravens. Man Utd 4 Plymouth Argyle 4 (AAT)

inofsit (Villa 2 Birmingham Reserves 0)

cube rats

hard liquor soft drugs . Villa 4 Aldershot Town 0. Searles

1. desert island stuck in concrete

2. block town freshmen

3. panda cobra biro pens tied together with brittle cord

4. you do need a foot to dip your toes in the yogurt sea

5. fresh breath of dinousaur

6. newborn blob - bonk job

7. watching a 2003 movie of which the title has slipped from mind

8. the view from the dungeon

9. cloudy mass onion bhaji

10. smoking taylors on the way home from the God Botherer Benefit

Pukka and Diamonte

the Evil Daniels

i shrugged my shoulders, goosey passed on a fish-message...we whistled between fevered lips and handed Gary an Adams-Cassette full of whining and barfing noises from 96

the Satchmo Fellowship oswald society

The Gomer mega switch twitch pony and horse show

growing monkey village

FLESH STENCILS

GOD IN THE ORANGE

ENDOMORPHIC KIDNEY BEAN

THE FROZEN TOSSER

DISTINCTIVE GLARE OF THE 3AM PULSE

TREVOR IS A GOOD NAME FOR A GUY SITTING NEXT TO YOU

RANDY FOSSIL

THE PEARTREE LAMENT

Sauerkraut

 

1. mustard bath

2. pork chop elder

3. younger flower

4. flowers of Christ (strap-on portable iron leg)

5. legflower

6. flower dirt bird

7 BIRDflower

8. flowers get dirty round here son

9. sons of bread babies

10. babies float around Industrial Cityscape

Sauerkraut und beer!!

onion mash 'n' gravy (nay faggots)

Pram DRacula

Cuckoo trolls

doors of inception

1 corn magnets

2. the magazine slappers

3. silent nosejob

4. caustic drainage

5. the smiling toenails

6. goose on ice

7. mushroom pipes

8. toenail cabbage

9. Terminator Grind

10. sheep tactics

11. Cabbage removers

12. clubhouse matchstick polka

13. club mushrooms

14. the sexual skin glare

15. small mouse hotel lobby

16. systems of the ancient mind

17. flow pipe VHS

18. DVDs in Corsica

19. Nun Return Valve

20. bypass collage

21. monk return valve

22. old fashioned gravity

23. Metallica Cordon

24. under the floor the killers

25. Palastine Drag Committee

26. golf wars

27. polka straits

28. gravy on the brain

29. gone mouse gone

30. i looked at you and i drew a drawing of a kilelr

CAT ACID. CAT'S ACID / men what look like cats

 

your starter fur 10.. men what look like cats

1. KATE BUSH - BABUSHKA FUDGE (LEPER PARASITE 2000)

2. SPICE GIRLS - ROMANTIC NITE IN (LEATHER UPHOLSTERY)

3. KIM BASINGER - SINGS 'NOTHING'

4. TONI BRAXTON - ARRANGEMENT IN G

5. EVAN PARKER - CULTURED WORM AT Z. BING.

CAT'S ACID (GOODIEPAL OFF DA GRID)

                                                     pessimistic twitch

French Papers - 1. Mr Bum-Feed

Where is Joseph Coch?

WET ROOMS / WIZARD VIKING FILTH

a lamslam of duck cupola

Bronte Cube (ovid?)

RIBBALD PSYCHO

that must be the shaved beef

way to go thanks. go away thanks

spoon-fed batchelor / Moomin in my underpants

grab pants

owl egg

Felix the House Chicken

peppercorn rats

let me in, Nigel

fucker stamps

big end pissiblity

crap vinegar

cheese balloon

crab shower

Bombay Cocker

 

JOHN POTTS MYSTERY WOMAN??

DIRT LIBRARY

Bombay sharp bits on the fist

Elizabethan Pastries

Covid 19 was a blast

ick Damo Poof Flow

cuntice 3000

STEWART CLIFF ACT SURPRISED (COUCH PREFACE)

1 Bombay Potter

2 Potter's Eggs

3. dead man's eggs are sorry

4 sorry we do not serve puppies

5 puppies moving slowly through thick snow

6 snow white gorilla tickled your implants

7 implants melt and we try, in vain, to remove them

8 Them cassettes litter the loft

9 loft hatch release goblin

10 goblin chin beards are thin

the Hills have Ears

 

the Hills have Ears (numerous size and shape)

Toadpuppy

Hilltop Baby Boomer

camel pipe

tit slipper

family in the drain

public perverts

scum dialetic

purfumed bone

scheme in your bones

sock puff

candles in the shimmying emanation

king of kidney

buzz puppet

piss parlour

twin cheeks

scum pupppy