Monday, 22 July 2024

Charley R-1 (Whiskyflower)

 




meanwhile on Screwtop Hill
er.. we got goats coming out a tha mountain top, carrying what appear to be radiators from an old jumble site over dere, some tings i been meaning to pick up lately, old car fan belts an' shit and maybe some graphic paper for to do my sums on ya diggit?
i jus' witnessed my old school teacher talking some to Darren A. Pol

 the card reader, the auto salesman, the pastry chef, the mesmeriser, the flcoking wolfteaser.

carrots pie, loose whiplash. can you see poison pen paper, graphics are all mixed up at the bottom of the acid ocean





Wednesday, 15 May 2024

Inside and Around London (Londonium) U.K.

 


King's Cross Londonium U.K.



have you ever seen a muppet with all sort of green liquid seeping out of one of its portals?

1. apple priest
2. apple wolf
3. snake hiding in a butcher's backdrop
4. the sinking Flintstone
5. Mamma Percy and the Cloud Thinkerz
6. childish bandit
7. VHS curdled late 90s
8. traffic cop on VHS
9. Poems written in brown liquor
10. drinking green liquor on the way to the religious ceremony
11. the drifting cowboy met harmless bandit
12. nice snake sitting inside a tiny cloud - on the floor
13. new punk bands with names like 'On The Floor Kids'
14. granny in the floor
15. the bubble-helicopter sing song patch
16. nicotine screwball 
17. bashed with a soft roll
18. walking home from xmas
19. dinosour Chabati
20. milk eyebrows
21. tight reasons
22. the delightful killers
23. android sponge (market)
24. crispy when replensihed
25. friable goods in cowboy hole
26. terrorist software
27. sunshine moon
28. peanut clause
29. giraffe traffic
30. heehaw dummy

1. Bobby Hush
2. righteous ten pole men
3. fish fanciers
4. weekend piss
5. chump on the landline
6. go to London - ace pigeon
7. senior moustache
8. flicked on the arsehole
9. pig with a ringpiece
10. pig's ringpiece



Tuesday, 7 May 2024

Madder Lips on Pig / The Johnny Puppets

 

                                    Jazz Rose, puddle stud on draught - hanger clasp hand relief. Rose West Westerm                                        Truffle Red Drab . Crowland Minx

Skimmed off 

Crimina Duck. Flash Puddin. we movie Big Toad Skin 


in this Purple Madder Rain Offal New Big Prinz




CRUSTY BUNG


welcome to the Spigot
Brother Beyond were a 'spasm band'
the jobless crow
reach around for Mother Goose
sex trawler

some good splinters for a shaft idea..
Grog Mongul
Heavy Gravy
moose lunatic
the wizard's partition
slapstick sleep
country fossil
fossilised countryman
dickhead with a pot of gravy and no gloves
oven shafter
cream specimen
dickheads in Spurs
the frozen kidney stone














Wednesday, 13 March 2024

Happy Easter

 

Happy Easter
from
Pablo the Baby
Reynold Jonathon Blair III
Carter Homesick
Puffy Whinestock
Crabapple Smith
Dan Duck Sausage
Kid Wimpole
Barry Cream
Jackie Thumbprint
The Humanized Robot

happy easter from
Ted Pahaca
Grim Buffalo
Johnny Combine
Cliff Woodstyle
Winston Cambelt
Judd Krazy
Pliny Wetstocking
Evil Joe Handshake
Creamy Peters
Debbie Cagefight

cockleshale much pocket (lunch pocket) . human use



Gimbo Industrties
1-10...
1. Did Charles Hawrtree was a Liar?
2. Gizzard Relics on the Footstool
3. Gambo Sunn
4. Sunrise was a hollow hoax
5. Bubba Carfax / Tree Ceefax
6. Gas Wincer
7. Terry was a pig natch cream bullet
8. relatively new penis
9. the visage i could not tolerate - B53 2010 Herts
10. cauliflower colony

have you ever been inside a Gooloo Chamber, Ian?
1. Powdered footballs
2. KIss the ankle of resting nun
3. KIss Destroyer was an LP i could chew on all nite
4 butetr beans are alcoholic
5. do you eat stew? if not, why not?

Gweelo Jesstika and Florence
1. Gum boil shaved carcass
2. we go to Africa on our own
3. the jealous husband of a dead clown



Fogtrot House
1. missing clown
2. Clowm worm dandelion buttock
3. Sinister dandy at Heartfield
4. I looked Clarence in the beady eye, he fell off his bar stool and commenced frothing at the gob
5. a Giles Clause?
6. do you have a window to the womb?
7. plantation addict
8. bisucit crumds on the moon
9. biscuit crumbs on the moon
10. a tiger implant- no joy kettle drum (Iggy Pop has a rancid pet dog)
------------------------
God's Snake Fingers part 1..
1. Salad Blanket
2. Salad Greaves
3. Peppered Lung
4. a twist from the inside - cabbage rocket parsley nosejob
5. a finished twot
6. finishing the leftovers at Christmas Warzone
7. Christian ambulation
8. ozzy in the field
9. Australian die merchant w/ peacenick
10. i trouble the gods, faggots and gravy!

Ping Blooto
1. Pink Bluto
2. Orange Caffrey
3. Blue Apple Blood Orange Tin Pit
4 Crag and Dorfmeister
5 holy rennet
6 unusual reunion 1
7 common troll
8 onion snoop
9 daddy frock-coat
10 careful with that silk worm Michael

AUTO EXPLANATORY

cusisine i couldn't eat-
fudge sausage
partitioned egg spliff
creamy pork shoulder with double olives
dubplate chemistry apple
shoes inside a box of kidney beans
frozen gaul bladder soup

1. the bubble car park of our dreams
2. dreams inside the kennels
3. the sexual dreams of Clive Bowl
4. climax serial no.
5. toe rage nut job
6. sex with cowboys
7. milk fruit nut job
8. milk caravan
9. holy toe nut blow job
10. holy fringe (nut blow job)

1. the caramel nut toe job
2. these days happy crown take my place
3. fruit solider
4. hand solider
5. Billy Nut and Cob Grahams
6. sweepstake goose
7. swamp species came 2 stay
8. onion relief society
9. a fraction of the smell
10. smell of oil coming from your orifice

Wednesday, 31 January 2024

Goodiepal (MUSHROOM SOAP)

Pruttipal

Gowa Copa (Moonboy Del Boy Collective)
or Airfix Grand Prix Mini Proxi Maxi Fix)

Dixon Ampersand


frogwater sand-ditch sandwitch
purple dentist appointment, candy arms filler with crocodilla rump bastard, heinous frog wopple hog switch-over valve cuddled sinner smile of grass stinker

eroticity?

is this Felix Cubin

what is horse bread?

Chuck and Dano
(white horse manure). fields of  Ephraim


Gussett Flower Card 1

Holy Tooth

Snflehi

Siflcube 0

Harry Travolta and Bis Ocki

we smoke shite

house pickle


sandman 2002

so Jim you think it's time to, like, get fuckin' crazy man? 'well gee i dunno Yamo, salt and pepper clips roundhouse kicks funky vinegar Stew what?'



1. tried and tested (ache shoal)
2. shaker salt bastard turnip
3. the who wha?
4. dusty blind orphan
5. crazy spearmint baby



















ampersand one

 

Goose in the Forest. Aston Villa 0 Charlton 1




God Bless the Ravens. Man Utd 4 Plymouth Argyle 4 (AAT)

inofsit (Villa 2 Birmingham Reserves 0)


cube rats
hard liquor soft drugs . Villa 4 Aldershot Town 0. Searles


Pukka and Diamonte
the Evil Daniels
i shrugged my shoulders, goosey passed on a fish-message...we whistled between fevered lips and handed Gary an Adams-Cassette full of whining and barfing noises from 96

the Satchmo Fellowship oswald society
The Gomer mega switch twitch pony and horse show
growing monkey village

FLESH STENCILS
GOD IN THE ORANGE
ENDOMORPHIC KIDNEY BEAN
THE FROZEN TOSSER
DISTINCTIVE GLARE OF THE 3AM PULSE
TREVOR IS A GOOD NAME FOR A GUY SITTING NEXT TO YOU
RANDY FOSSIL
THE PEARTREE LAMENT






Friday, 26 January 2024

Sauerkraut

 





Sauerkraut und beer!!

onion mash 'n' gravy (nay faggots)

Pram DRacula
Cuckoo trolls
doors of inception


1 corn magnets
2. the magazine slappers
3. silent nosejob
4. caustic drainage
5. the smiling toenails
6. goose on ice
7. mushroom pipes
8. toenail cabbage
9. Terminator Grind
10. sheep tactics
11. Cabbage removers
12. clubhouse matchstick polka
13. club mushrooms
14. the sexual skin glare
15. small mouse hotel lobby
16. systems of the ancient mind
17. flow pipe VHS
18. DVDs in Corsica
19. Nun Return Valve
20. bypass collage
21. monk return valve
22. old fashioned gravity
23. Metallica Cordon
24. under the floor the killers
25. Palastine Drag Committee
26. golf wars
27. polka straits
28. gravy on the brain
29. gone mouse gone
30. i looked at you and i drew a drawing of a kilelr