Thursday, 21 December 2023

CUSTARD WORMS

 


French Fancies Temple

Egg Board


Ulster Fry
December cupcake legions of brick houses


HEDGEHOG SALE (CUSTARD WURMS)
pink Nixon

LEATHER GODS (SKY TV IS WANK)

worm copper studios








Tuesday, 28 November 2023

SEAN PENN'S BALLISTO-HOLIDAY

 

SEAN PENN BODY HAMMER FORGED MEMORY PANCAKE BUTTER ORANGE SQUASH
DILLY DALLY BIRD
HUNGER PERK?
2000 ROT-NUT WANK

CRACK TRAFFIC
DIET NUT. THE FORAGER GETS HIS DUES. ERRONEOUS PILEUP, CARVED OUT OF PLASTIC AND GOOLOO MUC. GOOGLE PANCAKE TRAFFIC. FUCKERBRICK. SIAMESE POSITIONS.


THE APPLE SAUCE KITCHEN BULLDOG
- TITLE - THE DRIFT OF STEVEN
STEVEN DRIFT IN OUT PANCAKE CUP
GHOUL TRAFFIC, HONESTY WHIP PUPCAKE TWAT LEDGER. WALLET OF SIN

jam plaza
folded chair
the network of chuck
neckwork pill truffle
traffic cop with anorak girl

WALNUT HELICOPTER


TOAD HAMMERSMITH

BEASANT PHILIPS

there are various questions to ask - most pressing of which would be
1. have you ever had, or contemplated having, sexual intercourse with a (insert here)

liasons with people who have cleft chins









Wednesday, 22 November 2023

Peabody duck Hat (STARGAZER FISH ACADEMY)

 





SODIUM WITCH
star grazer (clouds are kinky)
sex in the wash tub

WICK MILLER - DANCE FESTIVAL (FUGU)
GLORY HAT
PSYCHO-BOT









1. cloth claw
2. seemore teeth shine
3. the buzz from within the catacomb
4. the sinister smile of carrion consumer
5. dead burger rattle and shake
6. vegan domiatrix
7. castles in the fucking sludge
8. consumer wolf
9. the dead smiles behind the luxurious buzzing body
10. cannister of toxic music
11. is Felix drum student?
12. toenail newspaper
13. the deaf hound dog
14. toe nails laid out on the shag pile
15. christmas tree cuttings for Mormon Soldier
16. christmas is a made-up thing
17. egg salt and burned-out eyelids
18. the shagged animal
19. Guided into places you stayed away from
20. amsterdam club rats of 1993


1. LOUNGE BUTTER
2. shrimp pony (sexual implosion)
3. grim dialect
4. forsaken gods of Newport Co
5. Mayo leper
6. the bubble in the cloud
7. jones and Poldot
8. Fart Crap
9. Fat Bucket Shep Oswold
10. kid glove footstool











Monday, 20 November 2023

Schor Gammyfog - apple sauce killing fields (Dolly Frog)

 

GammyFog
sulking cock? the twister - French Pouf movement and clogged artery ledger - golden frog tamer elite!

the dancing fanatic was set loose on a field of chimpanzee monkeys


Puddle of Moby
T: clockwork promise of a future yogurt
Bollywood filch superstars




Dutch pastry - i had sex last week. month of the Gob Wheeler

POO BHUDDA
the grinning slasher film viewer in Halifax NS
we grinned we laughed we held hands with a damp clown

1. dream fashion relic
2. the tumbling rice
3. leper sheet
4. ink bidder
5. hockey shop restock clerk
6. the bishop in the outhouse
7. demon removers
8. the filching ork
9. felt tip queen
10. restroom princess
11. cardboard truck
12. truckstop eggs
13. queen's eyebrow



Wednesday, 1 November 2023

the nest (Joco ex homo 2)

 

1. Bobby Crush is inside the farmhouse currently
2. currently we are waving the fee
3. fee for a golden hoss
4. hoss drunk on alcho-gravy
5. gravy makes me swim faster

1 the ears have worms
2. disco confabulation
3. the ugly labourer
4. twisted in the dock
5. pills for my father in law
6. distressed andoid
7. polecat mussel shoal mag
8. perfumed impression
9. nice erection, Neil
10. famous ghosts of the late 20th cent.








Bog Tortoise
the world according to Dick Hed
three pence for a salvation
the worried fishmonger
black eel parking 




1. duck in the Paul Rooms
2. fried eel parking furniture sale
3. duck eel imprinted on high low fashion
4. pea eel and skate-worms
5. Flaming Lips tapes swapped at a party (in xchange for Ween tapes)




1. and then the drugs kicked in
2. and then the weeping butcher sold us the cheapest cuts
3. cuts to the paradise gathering
4. the apple is a fake, ma
5. clean up your act, it is stinky

1. chinese saint
2. a fossil collection left sitting around in an abandoned chamber in 19th century french village, what?
3. we rejected the muscles and went home for french fried chipped potatoes
4. potato dipped in sperm?
5. my favourite sky-dig
6. kestrel wiper
7. magic toenail
8. puss in shoe
9. bulldog eclipse
10. sunshine fanny











Wednesday, 18 October 2023

New Boring TV Show being watched by a man who has a fleeting resemblance to my Uncle Tony the Radish / we eat buffalo string beans in Theory Land


 

salt dicks on the empire 

are you ready for crow-bar?

effort offal caged up , salt pricks laughing cop

the diseased ham and wet -water wipe

pipes of peace and damaged lung

salt claugh

dizzy heights particle soup



on a French Island

puss and vinegar ya know

such like and such

pussy on own craft fair owls with the faces all smudged off

purple prince and caddyshack VHS

why are you on own??



duckbill sunday morning aftershave sunday night

no prison tomorrow (tomo)!

just get back with itching vinegar finger

eating cereals with no packet

sunday cadabra?


Nanny Fish Sun Bubba
Hey Fish
Frank and Daniel, caged animals

old pension hat fish of a doomed scale - rewound cataract?
pound shilling test
with teeth

the drained fart sat waiting for a hammer to take to the parlance of Donald Field

damp wood in sunshine caretaker's moon


1. worm powder
2. the bend in the bathroom
3. crazed otter filth muck racket
4. solstice budget
5. climax fuzz
6. abstract carpenter
7. Disney Pussy
8. the bent fossil
9. caretaker paws
10. crazed like a drum instructor


HOT PASTA
SHRILL ONIONS
BEEF KARATE
POLISH MASSAGE SAUSAGE?

cricket bath
tales of the fungus bubble
jihad sex

is this a fleece - prompter.

woah cajamunga!

Stuart Macorni IIII

bulb macorni

youth on the roof
drifter's switch
petals in the septic tank
scum blip
toerag necktie

Oblong Scum

itchy ghost
duck packet
igloo puff
ghost racket
bomb jackets
the twisting pulse
icky slurp!
dust racket
porn module
intern the buffalo in Skegness Lincs.
brilliant corner Felix