Would you like me to take my trousers and pants off and read you a bed time story?

'Would you like me to take my trousers and pants off and read you a bed time story?'

as you Freddie Mercury would often day:- 'it's not the cake tin that matters, it's the cake inside' / time to stop eating pies and come and give me a really nice blow-job / a tiny Chinese man just tried to touch-up my ex-wife (who happens to be my sister's boss) / scrubbing off my eyeliner in a Dutch McDonald's rest-room (which cost me 1 euro to gain access to) / Hebrew Smith /will the aliens really be bellicose, father? / tiny hands, big personality / why do i wonder if she loves me?..she's been dead for 5 and a half years!!!