PSEUDO WORWHOREWHERE?

1 peach creeper

2 taught to be a good boy in Horncastle

3. the disturbed boner

4. carefree robot in the morning

5. jealous  parsnip

6. the sky is a wanker

7. mildew psychology

8. the apparent parrot

9. kids in the outhouse

10 fallen by the skytimeline

dragging off with tired blasted night crazed by whistling tea lady, crazed and fagged. fighting his way thru miles of cotton candy, rummaging around in abandoned clothes bags. stuck in A1 shepherd's uncle, visionary ghosts and luckless toothsayer, salted marzipan shapes, crazy whistling uncle, braggadocio in founder's uncle's bedsit. shapeless teeth, memories of foreign ducks

 

google earth is a misrepresentation of my idea of fucking earth (E) / weird shit in Google Earth (bastard)

Google Earth oddities number 2828 - flying Red Bull (tm) can in Charrington Street London England

Google Earth Surtton Bridge (Y Not)

today's working class upper middle menu

1. Oyster Goblins

2. Riddled Carcass

3. Sheath of Buttered Grint

4. shining Douglas

5. a plate of crisps with mixed vinegars (from the Orient)

6. vinegar and Charlie

7. mixed narcotics with a stew of plantation juice

8. some morbid peas and a side order of whistle donuts

9. a crab plate of stewed pudding with a box of macaroons

10. a box of Indie Biscuits

11. ladled pudding with flat splash folded fish pieces of various mixed fish

12. silly pudding with quaker oats

13. stupid cabbage with a hole of potato salad

14. crab mash

15. pulled cold dickson soup

16. ladled soup with a small portion of Denver Pudding (for the sailor gals)

16. a dwarf holding a small tin of soup which is of an unknown flavour

17. comedy frock sandwich with cold portions of rice

18 . cold rice with  gorilla skittles

19. pork goblin with emu glue pudding sauce

20. salad crack

cosmic yuh

CIA UFO photos (yehuc - Yu forh H)

a poem for christmas day in Mildred

Mildred is an island which celebrated xmas twice a year

the 1st celebration involves scratching of the Mildred christmas stick

we scratch it cos we have the finger nails 2 do it

the second celebration takes place inside a vortex of worms

devil's little finger

Premature baby / shackles of pre-youth / disturbed psychically / kangaroo in your  basement / cauliflower era / who licked your toenails? / i felt fuzzy in Morrocco / wishbone puff / angry young daemon / Holy Wednesday / important fart / Pisces astronaut / i got candy in my mouth / sucking on a gumball whilst taking a supermodel from behind / scottish rats / Jandek UK 2016 -filthy birth / filthy rebirth / caveman playground / bones of the kits / sugar makes you thin / windowless prison / met my baby behind the muscle shoals / a candy wagon for my lover / sexual blip / lesbian wishlist / musicians hiding behind a goat / fat but kinda skinny / love rust/ juicy human / trivial bliss / pumped like a gangster / jumped up and kissed the devil's little pert mouth / Bramley apple love for the juice / Altruistic Shirk / rejected dirt / kissing a boy on his salty lips whilst waiting for the 6.55 / Jandek kissed my sleeve / Hershey womaniser / petrol bum / network of vain stars / defunct jazz carousel / siamese walk / siamese wart / welcome to the baby's face /i met my baby during the inchoate stages of the jazz festival /Mozart and Nathaniel (Y) Buggy / smacked on the bottom like an impertinent sailor boy

PRE RADISH FESTIVAL...

'sensing my baby is too close'

Sutton Bridge Linc / Louth Linc

Carp Fishing

Summer 2006