today's working class upper middle menu
1. Oyster Goblins
2. Riddled Carcass
3. Sheath of Buttered Grint
4. shining Douglas
5. a plate of crisps with mixed vinegars (from the Orient)
6. vinegar and Charlie
7. mixed narcotics with a stew of plantation juice
8. some morbid peas and a side order of whistle donuts
9. a crab plate of stewed pudding with a box of macaroons
10. a box of Indie Biscuits
11. ladled pudding with flat splash folded fish pieces of various mixed fish
12. silly pudding with quaker oats
13. stupid cabbage with a hole of potato salad
14. crab mash
15. pulled cold dickson soup
16. ladled soup with a small portion of Denver Pudding (for the sailor gals)
16. a dwarf holding a small tin of soup which is of an unknown flavour
17. comedy frock sandwich with cold portions of rice
18 . cold rice with gorilla skittles
19. pork goblin with emu glue pudding sauce
20. salad crack