'Jimmy Saville is Dead 1'
'Jimmy Saville is Dead 2'
We were given orders to dismiss the beast. Instead, we told the beast to don his second-best suit and drove him to the nearest kosher butcher shop/ all of my friends have trained to be butchers at one time or another/ fear of concentration/ I spent the night focusing my attention on my girlfriend's fascinatingly camp brother/ I feel obliged to deface page 6 of the King James version of the bible which I am about to throw into the nearest incinerator/ lack of veracity in the 7th autobiography by Eamonn Holmes was compensated with some nice photos of Eammon naked somewhere in the south of France/ why am I turned on at the sight of men playing chess in their bathing suits?
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