Homosexual Pastry

'Homosexual Pastry'

'School Day 1 The Thing'

'My Pep'

'Crab Cake or Homecoming?'

The vampire was perturbed to find a plate of garlic sausage served for his dinner/ a big bag of juicy scraps of human flesh was offered in exchange for a go on the cannibal keyboardist's new Yamaha/ as they walk through the decrepit graveyard they come to an agreement to book a trip to sunnier climes as soon as they manage to sell their antique jewellery and priceless Picassos