The Way We Were

 

1 Chippendale Horror Fantasy

2. Black Beano

3. Caramel Landslide

4. the duck between my feet

5. pub-rock cassette wiper

6. flann addict -strangler's  custard

7. Whipsnake of Aldershot

8 knob shopper

9. killer of clouds

10 angry bustard

1. ergh.. from a box of eggs?

2. scratch souvenir

3. Moses obligation

4. Cranked neck-job (particle stew)

5. Steward Botch Weekend Pass

6. Dirty Greens

7. Swab Onions

8. The Cream was Taken with out Permission from the Mutants

9. Mutant Day Out

10. Flabby Baby

11. The Way we look after taking the last of the narcotics

12. scheme from god's vade mecum

13. trailmix for Wes Craven

14. Johnny's weird egg cache

15. district 9 poster craze students

1. spud egg

2. chinese Franklyn

3. double egg and novice rejection

4. clouds over Davenport - grilled eggs and cheeses

1. PUPPY EGG

2. Bob Cobbing disco shoe

3. advanced god

4. knuckle grinder (egg cup fossil)

5. the sperm brick

6. igloo full of eggs

7. caramel burp

8. disco trolly

9. field mouse society

10. the deranged cowboy

1. THINK of a triangle and software full of holes

2. transformed banana

3. the eel slipped from the greasy palm of the sailor

4. the twisted sculpture housing

5. beneath the eyelid

6. a history of sketchy men

7. saddled with anoraks

8. anorak musuem

9. cardigan on ebay

10. monk fallacy

11. the perturbed weirdo annexe

12. sitting on a mushroom stool in 1980s VH Frnc

13. storm cloud hangover

14. penis relief tech

15. cardigan in my mudpit

16. my boots are hungry for stomp

17. indie cassette in the graveyard

18. here are my flags, here are my small teacups

19. want to see a war baby (no commars)

20. sleepy toenail

21. ham grief

22. fantastic myths of late 80s europe

23. hangman twist

1. HOT OTTER

2. apple weed

3. minks or stoats?

4. milk monkey

5. Bobblin Otter connector

6. sheep greetings

7. molested goblin

8. nuclear fag

9. prism dancer

10. Creole onions

1. MUD FLATS over Ghosty Hill

2. prang psychology

3. oboe ghost

4. pills inside the egg

5. eggy wizard

6. the freerange snooker hall society remainders

7. clubhouse smoke stack

8. sinister edge (tooth grinder museum)

9 Andy Heck Boyd plantation psychotherapy

10. cliff over edge

Charlie Cod - Toenail Clippings Archive 2026

 

1. Butter Bird

2. Charlie for the Bird

3. youngborn offal

4. switchover Shaman

5. the draught huckleberry porn reminder

6. the king was a dirty whore

7. slime Biscuit

8. Bristow's Finish

9. not Clogged Soup?

10. timeless fart

1. Cat called Richard

2. Earworm Ache

3. Anal Blandishment

4. cornucopia of delightfully rude facial gestures

5. army puddle

6. apple pullover

7. mushroom horse

8. glad to be demented

9. hot water rush balloon

10. high on monkey spittle

11. the velvet wrist-slap

12. trapped in the dayglo dungeon in 1982-3

1. the 'Floating' Beatles

2. Cold Ham and Smoking Sock-Sac

3. the irreversible concotion

4. pram on a wing

5. the giant nostril

6. Sammy the Twitcher

7. bride  3 D

8. 4D Android collar bone

9. fantastic slime

10. bum bag selection

11. umbrella fudge

12. pecked head

13. sexy wallflower

14. gamble fish

15. drugged dogg

1 CRAB CAKE PAUL NAKED BUTCHER

2. stroke the stubble from a grand fool

3. the witch from East End

4. frozen in foolish lands

5. the grub rail

6. pancakes on the side

7. the futr-lined orchestra

8. footsy miracle cache

9. bender addiction

10. trollop carcass

11. Disney leftovers

12. hi it is pop hit

13. KLF vegetable mix

14. Tarzan was a freak?

15. busy nomad

16. monday is a biscuit carcass

17. pleasure performance

18. wizard croc

19. panther spitt

20. carcass removal

Charley R-1 (Whiskyflower)

 

meanwhile on Screwtop Hill

er.. we got goats coming out a tha mountain top, carrying what appear to be radiators from an old jumble site over dere, some tings i been meaning to pick up lately, old car fan belts an' shit and maybe some graphic paper for to do my sums on ya diggit?

i jus' witnessed my old school teacher talking some to Darren A. Pol

 the card reader, the auto salesman, the pastry chef, the mesmeriser, the flcoking wolfteaser.

carrots pie, loose whiplash. can you see poison pen paper, graphics are all mixed up at the bottom of the acid ocean

Inside and Around London (Londonium) U.K.

 

King's Cross Londonium U.K.

have you ever seen a muppet with all sort of green liquid seeping out of one of its portals?

Madder Lips on Pig

 

                                    Jazz Rose, puddle stud on draught - hanger clasp hand relief. Rose West Westerm                                        Truffle Red Drab . Crowland Minx

Skimmed off 

Crimina Duck. Flash Puddin. we movie Big Toad Skin 

in this Purple Madder Rain Offal New Big Prinz

CRUSTY BUNG

welcome to the Spigot

Brother Beyond were a 'spasm band'

the jobless crow

reach around for Mother Goose

sex trawler

some good splinters for a shaft idea..

Grog Mongul

Heavy Gravy

moose lunatic

the wizard's partition

slapstick sleep

country fossil

fossilised countryman

dickhead with a pot of gravy and no gloves

oven shafter

cream specimen

dickheads in Spurs

the frozen kidney stone

Happy Easter

 

Happy Easter

from

Pablo the Baby

Reynold Jonathon Blair III

Carter Homesick

Puffy Whinestock

Crabapple Smith

Dan Duck Sausage

Kid Wimpole

Barry Cream

Jackie Thumbprint

The Humanized Robot

happy easter from

Ted Pahaca

Grim Buffalo

Johnny Combine

Cliff Woodstyle

Winston Cambelt

Judd Krazy

Pliny Wetstocking

Evil Joe Handshake

Creamy Peters

Debbie Cagefight

cockleshale much pocket (lunch pocket) . human use

Gimbo Industrties

1-10...

1. Did Charles Hawrtree was a Liar?

2. Gizzard Relics on the Footstool

3. Gambo Sunn

4. Sunrise was a hollow hoax

5. Bubba Carfax / Tree Ceefax

6. Gas Wincer

7. Terry was a pig natch cream bullet

8. relatively new penis

9. the visage i could not tolerate - B53 2010 Herts

10. cauliflower colony

have you ever been inside a Gooloo Chamber, Ian?

1. Powdered footballs

2. KIss the ankle of resting nun

3. KIss Destroyer was an LP i could chew on all nite

4 butetr beans are alcoholic

5. do you eat stew? if not, why not?

Gweelo Jesstika and Florence

1. Gum boil shaved carcass

2. we go to Africa on our own

3. the jealous husband of a dead clown

Fogtrot House

1. missing clown

2. Clowm worm dandelion buttock

3. Sinister dandy at Heartfield

4. I looked Clarence in the beady eye, he fell off his bar stool and commenced frothing at the gob

5. a Giles Clause?

6. do you have a window to the womb?

7. plantation addict

8. bisucit crumds on the moon

9. biscuit crumbs on the moon

10. a tiger implant- no joy kettle drum (Iggy Pop has a rancid pet dog)

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God's Snake Fingers part 1..

1. Salad Blanket

2. Salad Greaves

3. Peppered Lung

4. a twist from the inside - cabbage rocket parsley nosejob

5. a finished twot

6. finishing the leftovers at Christmas Warzone

7. Christian ambulation

8. ozzy in the field

9. Australian die merchant w/ peacenick

10. i trouble the gods, faggots and gravy!

Ping Blooto

1. Pink Bluto

2. Orange Caffrey

3. Blue Apple Blood Orange Tin Pit

4 Crag and Dorfmeister

5 holy rennet

6 unusual reunion 1

7 common troll

8 onion snoop

9 daddy frock-coat

10 careful with that silk worm Michael

AUTO EXPLANATORY

cusisine i couldn't eat-

fudge sausage

partitioned egg spliff

creamy pork shoulder with double olives

dubplate chemistry apple

shoes inside a box of kidney beans

frozen gaul bladder soup

Goodiepal

Pruttipal

Gowa Copa (Moonboy Del Boy Collective)

or Airfix Grand Prix Mini Proxi Maxi Fix)

Dixon Ampersand

frogwater sand-ditch sandwitch

purple dentist appointment, candy arms filler with crocodilla rump bastard, heinous frog wopple hog switch-over valve cuddled sinner smile of grass stinker

eroticity?

is this Felix Cubin

what is horse bread?

Chuck and Dano

(white horse manure). fields of  Ephraim

Gussett Flower Card 1

Holy Tooth

Snflehi

Siflcube 0

Harry Travolta and Bis Ocki

we smoke shite

house pickle

sandman 2002

so Jim you think it's time to, like, get fuckin' crazy man? 'well gee i dunno Yamo, salt and pepper clips roundhouse kicks funky vinegar Stew what?'