Thwo is Thbi anyo as Lias a F--

 

Tea Towel Priests

 

1. my girlfriend and the otter

2. the claws scraped off some of the outer layer (fictional puppy)

3. bland cat

4. blind scarecrow

5. lobster and otter - pilgrim of the week

6. candy gum sex theory

7. witch in the dungeon

8. Elvis Presley wood carving society

9. i love my short dick man

10. the Elvis Weather Station is Unknown

1. double owl

2. jazz priestess

3. grief kitten -marshall shabazz

4. glue topography - jazz calendar

5. french fancies and igloo cramps

6. igloo cramp

7. my glue is on your bottom

8. kids will be freaks

9. run until you kiss the floot

10. my big green toe

1. mole oil

2. Cheetah photos are blurry

3. California is a ghost town?

4. Jim Carrey pressure cooker test

5. show tune oil

6. dark place resistor

7. crap shooter policy

8. the police force are crippled in District 9

9. crippled pancakes

10. truffles on my doorstep

1. until your knee cap goes

2. the glass child

3. gravy, faggots, and Opal Limes (yum)

4. the Yummy Scum

5. the Felt Tip Hoggers

6. my tip is felt, come to see me some time

7. i glued your eyelids, what the heck

8. a muddle in the fruit club

9. fruit markup now

10. Thurston Moore is slipping candy inbetween my toes - oh rock and roll

we are the Gas Rabbits

we are the Glass Rabbits

gloves off, hard hat on

soft hate (peppered fish)

mustard glass hangover

1. fluid unit

2. liquid pepper

3. cry-baby supplex in the city

1. my god that is a sexy dinosaur

2. the 501 - catchment area pudding poke

3. the nancy and the truck driver

4. splug is a type of sea orchid?

5. Jake Auker and the mental psychical apparition

6. dog trophy and wish list

7. cake manure

8. manure hankie

9. hamlet oddysssey rot toe cobbler

10. rotten toe

11. fluency ledger

1. duppy between my toes

2. have you listened to a Guided By Voices tape whilst driving to your favourite dental surgeon?

3. my goose is in the hot rooms

4. a bag of candy and a fruit handover ceremony is just the thing

5. hash blow job

6. cocaine blockage

7. your gummy cocaine teeth

8. your gummy heroin face

9. your insidious bus driver's smile

10. a bus driver's yellowing teeth

1. Grog museum

2. toenail on priests

3. cuff link society

4. Facebook slob

5. the troll behind the sofa

6. Kleenex collective

7. igloo soup

8. Bros were good

9. fax machine worship

10. fax machine in the Antartic

1. Budokan farm hand

2.ogre suplex

3. crazy like a drowned rat

4. my husband the bath panel

5. bath panelist

1. Todd Lee walks from the end of Station Master's House Road to Dental Hygiene Ave. and then does a bum burp

2. shar-edge on a soft piece of mutton

Bubble Maps / Ferric Wotsits

 

1. Green Toes

2. Salt is a drug is?

3. climax seizure seizure climax

4. horse fat lip

5. druggy donkey scenario

6. click twat toenail keeper

7. iron box job loss

8. job seeker's allowance black sludge

9. inside the moon?

10. creased tongue

11. leper fidgit

12. Sega Biscuit Tin

13. sniffing roses  / arses

14. cat plank

15. toothache ledger

1. swamp lottery

2. anti-climatic thrashing

3. panda doxy

4. pisces ledger

5. offal prong

6. piss nectar

7. drug soil

8. Jack Nance filibuster

9. oblong tooth

10. deranged smile and insipid wink

11. hopscotch discussion

12. crab meat disco

13. vampire twitch

14. loose blood

15. fingernail collection

16. ONION selection

17. sex egg gimmick arrangement

18. Nintendo swamp

19. the caged ballcock

20. sludge buster

21. cigarettes on the helicopter

22. swimming bath killers

23. clown on the footpath

24. war pavement

25. gorilla on secure footing

26. iced bun control

27. Beastie Boys Circuit Training Psychology

28. gorilla on the fainting chair

29. weeping circus trainer

30. the outhouse clinic

1. THESE graphics are shit, mum

2. Nancy Peasoup 2001

3. green dog selector

4. pea soup trifle

5. box of jars

1. Vegetables what look like todgers

2. milkshake moonshine

3. vegetable clamp

4. NME biscuit vegetable

5. swapping biscuits for hand grenades

6. vile swamp doctor

7. mannequin shy mannequin

8. crow in the bathroom

9. oblong todgerm

10. green fangs

1. caramel dog shine like a caramel dog

2. the Johnny Puppets

3. sex balloon

4. offal traffic

5. Clive and the see-thru knickers

6. the James The

7. crazy like a mad hoss

8. royal dutch sunflower bastard

9. Cleethorpes Embargo

10.  lemonade for a wee bastard

1. FRUIT BALLOON

2. ten lessons underground bunker time

3. arrangement of fossils

4. blood bath district no. x

5. chlorine donkey

6. fruit donkey

7. classic car manure

8. egg piece friday afternoon street walker archive

9. street police wizard

10. vegan straits

1 Quark Summer

2. Vampire Relaxant

3. Ant Pipe Flood Reducer

4. Value Chicken worship

5. Claw Master

6. Prince of Fun

7. Sweetcorn Biscuit

8. Empire of Goo

9. Powertrip Financer

10. Cuckoo Boxcart

11. Glove shit pocket

12. cannibal baggage

13. caramel horse booklets

14. in keeping with the theory of the Utah Saints

15. olive green bobby cat

16. shit pistols and laser worm

17. fossil possibility

18. moping witch

19. blackout haircut

20. Happy Biscuit chicken

21. pig lists

22. handkerchief bail out

23. software on the hambone

24. bubble tooth

25. languishing in fetid swamp on xmas eve

26. poof canal

27. ladybird dialect

28. smothered in caramel

29. new caramel burp

30. woodland Shetland

1. i tucked my pants into your livelihood

2. hi-fashions are back!

3. the low fashion slob dictionary

4. crazy like an octopus

5. the fish manure society

6. pansonic traffic

7. Don Charles and the loose gravy

8. Boreal Diction Particulars

9. loose goose engineer

10. the Geese Geoffrey Engineers

1. NURSERY DOGS

2. the weird pepper in my bathroom

3. surgery puppet

4. heart operation smack

5. blow up a tortoise shell for xmas

Piglet Poetry / Anaconda Finch

 

1. flagged up eggs

2. flaming partition

3. dumb fossils

4. toenut 

5. the Condom Puppets

6. the Foot Puppets

7. Scum Puppets

8. doss rations

9. piddle dreamer

10. glove traffic 999

flag egg pipe (Dry Moses)

1. engineer's shortbread

2. cubes over easy

3. modelled on Jesus Christ sketchbook

4. the fibbing goats

5. grease flask

6. combover union

7. talent shtick

8. harnessing power of cobweb theatre

9. bizarre cubes

10. the foolish floating biscuit

11. crumbs from our fathers

12. echo speak traffic

13. goat abnormal

14. green pea harmony kitten sleepover

15. yellow peas are inferior

16. clouds with little bits of ham on them

17. greasy fingers dipped in cotton wool

18. the spam we ate reminded us of the last meal of Skoop Johnson

19. traffic stuck on the inside of a reverse-engineered 2D computer game

20. i deleted the memory of socks (pardoned chimp)

21. country blues and gum-stammer

22. Mickey Mouse in a harsh prison

23. the tails were cut and fed to the Gibbons

24. cut off markets

25. gorilla with a vampire tooth and a monkey claw (?)

wolf with the Tip-Ex

1. Congo Biscuits

2. memory patterns and echo chamber bob-biscuits

3. squirrel epoch

4. moon glue stick dead hamsters

5. elbow magician

6. post moon-crack hard stare

7. prisoner flobotimty

8. bulldog architecture

9. simpering wet dream in foot clinic (paedotrician memory)

10. The Who CDs falling out of rotting trees

11. the witch had a new set of front teeth

12. Bilbo Onslaught

13. dragon slayer with a sore foot

14. cream duckling

15. cake jog

16. underside of Big Manilow

17. Robin is a good name for a duck

18. sexual glint

19. pariah in the moon shuttle

20. Mars is a good city for a loser

21. sex worm and dead mouse

22. push a button into an ill-fitting pair of trousers

23. the candy store debacle of early 15th cent.

24. circa wave of the future

25. 1800 baggots

Paul Fish - Curry Bandit

1. The Silver Bitches

2. candy like an egg worm

3. the fleece market blues

4. shag lobotomy

5. shag leisure

6. a pocket of shag

7. dictionary fur

8. magazine hassle

9. meat-free ice cream meal

10. ozone-friendly witch

11. cardiff is a toothache

12. vegan witch

13. wizard in my romper room

14. Bombay Kids

15. witchhazel and small white men

16. small white men on a boat

17. drinking wine with the offal priest

18. Priscilla Presley library card

19. the junk telethon

20. Sadam Hussein mask on my parcel shelf

21. worry about worms when looking for birds

22. bird hunt 1980-1990

23. AIDS chef

24. the big fat wizard and the emaciated slug cotor

25. dinosaur colostomy

26. dictionary shite

27. weeping zombie

28. ginger maths

29. bear keeper news

30. dizzy gypsy

Speg Loss-Divider? Cross Filch Munt Speciment

1. wizard chimp

2. paws on the skinny lamb

3. the drug we ate before breakfast

4. where is Mexico City?

5. adult roster

6. kids and adults celebrate in Mexican town

7. ancient puzzle

8. astronaut click

9. puzzled zoo animal

10. puzzled zoo dweller

1. chickens on my website

2. France is a village

3. truckstop kitchen

4. igloo bonanza

5. broken tooth museum

6. We love glowsticks

7. possum in the snow drift

8. ace cowboy sex lounge

9. paraded with tommy boys

10. me and the tommy boy

1. rain bot

2. cuckoo plastic

3. village filth

4. meat hamper removal

5. glue smooth

1. PIG lie

2. glass worm sock replacement

3. hands on the fruit basket

4. the missing glove dilema

5. cakes on the spaceshoip

who wants a bite of the finger pipe salad pie?

The Way We Were (Shit Pickle)

 

1 Chippendale Horror Fantasy

2. Black Beano

3. Caramel Landslide

4. the duck between my feet

5. pub-rock cassette wiper

6. flann addict -strangler's  custard

7. Whipsnake of Aldershot

8 knob shopper

9. killer of clouds

10 angry bustard

1. ergh.. from a box of eggs?

2. scratch souvenir

3. Moses obligation

4. Cranked neck-job (particle stew)

5. Steward Botch Weekend Pass

6. Dirty Greens

7. Swab Onions

8. The Cream was Taken with out Permission from the Mutants

9. Mutant Day Out

10. Flabby Baby

11. The Way we look after taking the last of the narcotics

12. scheme from god's vade mecum

13. trailmix for Wes Craven

14. Johnny's weird egg cache

15. district 9 poster craze students

1. spud egg

2. chinese Franklyn

3. double egg and novice rejection

4. clouds over Davenport - grilled eggs and cheeses

1. PUPPY EGG

2. Bob Cobbing disco shoe

3. advanced god

4. knuckle grinder (egg cup fossil)

5. the sperm brick

6. igloo full of eggs

7. caramel burp

8. disco trolly

9. field mouse society

10. the deranged cowboy

1. THINK of a triangle and software full of holes

2. transformed banana

3. the eel slipped from the greasy palm of the sailor

4. the twisted sculpture housing

5. beneath the eyelid

6. a history of sketchy men

7. saddled with anoraks

8. anorak musuem

9. cardigan on ebay

10. monk fallacy

11. the perturbed weirdo annexe

12. sitting on a mushroom stool in 1980s VH Frnc

13. storm cloud hangover

14. penis relief tech

15. cardigan in my mudpit

16. my boots are hungry for stomp

17. indie cassette in the graveyard

18. here are my flags, here are my small teacups

19. want to see a war baby (no commars)

20. sleepy toenail

21. ham grief

22. fantastic myths of late 80s europe

23. hangman twist

1. HOT OTTER

2. apple weed

3. minks or stoats?

4. milk monkey

5. Bobblin Otter connector

6. sheep greetings

7. molested goblin

8. nuclear fag

9. prism dancer

10. Creole onions

1. MUD FLATS over Ghosty Hill

2. prang psychology

3. oboe ghost

4. pills inside the egg

5. eggy wizard

6. the freerange snooker hall society remainders

7. clubhouse smoke stack

8. sinister edge (tooth grinder museum)

9 Andy Heck Boyd plantation psychotherapy

10. cliff over edge

1 charity shop corrective tissue hunt

1. supper dungeon

2. the cloak what my victim wore

3. red shoe prison diary

4. clicking zombie

5. a ghost what farts

6. bark and golem snot connective tissues

7. the third arm

8. boogie offal collective

9. snare drum of peace

10. tanks in the mudbath

1. Pierre Lobster

2. Crab Trash

3. oblong ox - oblong box

4. SHADOW pimp

5. slider monkey (rob cage burnt finger nail)

6. the hectic bruiser

7. crabapple money

8. Holistic memory box

9. space shuttle biscuits - eating space biscuits with the Molly Boys

10. Moist Boys cassette tape find

1. Sissy Egg

2. Love machine foxhole glove bent pan connector

3. ministry of bent fox feet

4. abandoned gloves charter

5. pussy eggs

6. Spacek Cluedo

7. wandering lament

8. starship egg cup mint Aero

9. Rossendale Chapter

10. Cluedo wormhole

11. Matrix stubble (the Fugs)

12. Clearspot Bandit hospital

Charlie Cod - Toenail Clippings Archive 2026

 

1. Butter Bird

2. Charlie for the Bird

3. youngborn offal

4. switchover Shaman

5. the draught huckleberry porn reminder

6. the king was a dirty whore

7. slime Biscuit

8. Bristow's Finish

9. not Clogged Soup?

10. timeless fart

1. Cat called Richard

2. Earworm Ache

3. Anal Blandishment

4. cornucopia of delightfully rude facial gestures

5. army puddle

6. apple pullover

7. mushroom horse

8. glad to be demented

9. hot water rush balloon

10. high on monkey spittle

11. the velvet wrist-slap

12. trapped in the dayglo dungeon in 1982-3

1. the 'Floating' Beatles

2. Cold Ham and Smoking Sock-Sac

3. the irreversible concotion

4. pram on a wing

5. the giant nostril

6. Sammy the Twitcher

7. bride  3 D

8. 4D Android collar bone

9. fantastic slime

10. bum bag selection

11. umbrella fudge

12. pecked head

13. sexy wallflower

14. gamble fish

15. drugged dogg

1 CRAB CAKE PAUL NAKED BUTCHER

2. stroke the stubble from a grand fool

3. the witch from East End

4. frozen in foolish lands

5. the grub rail

6. pancakes on the side

7. the futr-lined orchestra

8. footsy miracle cache

9. bender addiction

10. trollop carcass

11. Disney leftovers

12. hi it is pop hit

13. KLF vegetable mix

14. Tarzan was a freak?

15. busy nomad

16. monday is a biscuit carcass

17. pleasure performance

18. wizard croc

19. panther spitt

20. carcass removal

1. estranged cube

2. lobster on the driveway

3. mushy concrete

4. peas and gravy and snorting coke on a sunday morning

5. cube insider

6. VHS plantation

7. the herbalist spoke in a soporific manner

8. bender cage

9. the fleeting glimpse of a necromancer's child

10. hazy clouds what look like toe chippings

11. can you remember Beat Tangerine?

12. Nintendo Ox Cube

13. jungle master - Shadrach Bonza

14. jungle tip-off

15. the pious ant

16. caged jelly

17. magazine gloc

18. ghost in the abbatoir

19. pink mildew makes me lick my lip

20. middle lip

21. the Frankenstein theory

22. a chubby baby floating among the weeds

23. pissed on Mother's Day

24. yellow snow and bog paper art

25. bog smile

26. grinning at the bottom of the bog

27. Bog Shed were not an indie band

28 . iodine band

29. band of art bears

30. 30

Charley R-1 (Whiskyflower)

 

meanwhile on Screwtop Hill

er.. we got goats coming out a tha mountain top, carrying what appear to be radiators from an old jumble site over dere, some tings i been meaning to pick up lately, old car fan belts an' shit and maybe some graphic paper for to do my sums on ya diggit?

i jus' witnessed my old school teacher talking some to Darren A. Pol

 the card reader, the auto salesman, the pastry chef, the mesmeriser, the flcoking wolfteaser.

carrots pie, loose whiplash. can you see poison pen paper, graphics are all mixed up at the bottom of the acid ocean