Tuesday, 21 October 2025

Vicladtur **** / The Vegan Chandeliers

 

Cabbage Flags
rotten important implant (confused sailor)
Eric bypasses Thorney on his way to eat a burger
who is Alan Hankinson in 2021? answers below
the insipid vapid glamour of 20th cent. internet relations
sodomy law suite
kissing wind chimes in China
thank you killer
attached opponent
parade of Green Beasts
camel trotter
oh my what a pretty brick
Kool Aid Theatre Pact
dogs walking around China with wheels 
embarrased grunt
Xanexxe banana peel

Dodge Echo Chamber
the creeping Williams
baby teeth wrapped in some kind of fur
fake animal shoes
website ghost hunting in Canada
job hunting for Scarecrow
a slowly moving scarecrow
disco shrubbery
so many trees make my feet bleed
the weeping ghost
sitting on a fence with a limp cock
faggot gravy boiled onions and Swamp Thang
twisted carapace
blinded onion
wheels on a mountain goat
the five sided face of Mort Williams
pussy cat in ghost object
object ghost wooden pram

truckstop Cluedo
Rom series for ghost object
was the stone age overtly romantic compared to today?
do you think Paul is really a good name for your rat?
i pencilled the date in my diary but went to see Bruce Spring instead
listening to opera through makeshift vegetables
pop dog
illegal dandruff
cabbage pullover
black apple Bisto Society
rubber shrubbery
swamp twist
bodies floating around in space on VHS
pieces of goblin meat for the straw baby god

Daffy Duck Somewhat
Blase centerfold
trying to avoid Count Dracula's creeping advances on train ride home
JOY (joke onion youth) Divisions
I, Witness
UFO Goose
Bruce Wayne Flag Tennis
the wet peppers
drinking shandy with my boyfriend's mum
a small fish exists in the paradise lake
gorilla in the bungalow
Friends was a TV show with nothing to attract me to it
as the gravy slowly but surely thickens

pigs at bath time
ugly viaduct
ugly undercarriage
bog sanswich
sugar Tampax
bug in the attic, looking old and withdrawn
drinking brandy in the shade
improbable nostrils
bleeding necktie

beano leaf
tidal vapours
a longing for brisket
the passage came to an abrupt halt and we dropped our fried eggs